–Welcome, Instapundit readers!
My new book* Anarchy Of Franks: How Monkeys With Ninja Training Empower Extraordinary Bloggers To Beat Big Lefty Bloggers, Big Centrist Bloggers and Other Goofballs. is ready to go to the publisher!
My book** is all about*** the GBW (Great Blog War) and how Frank J. is the Anti-Insta and oops, I’ve given too much of the plot away already. So, buy, then read**** the book! Oh shoot, just buy***** it, I don’t really care****** if you read it or not.
My book is NOT associated in any way with Glenn Reynolds’******* book, An Army of Davids
* If ONLY I had a book.
** When I ever get around to writing one.
***.Or more likely some… other stuff, would you buy one?
**** There’s no book, really.
***** Cha-ching! I likey da money. Woops forgot, no book.
****** This is probably the truest part of this whole thing.
******* Glenn, please, don’t sue me for what I did to the cover art.
Now that’s a book!
I think I’ll wait for the movie.
A ‘nanche – congrats!
Movie? I want the Xbox 360 HD game.
I would only sue you if you had money. What’s the point of suing someone who can’t pay?
Now, more to the point, what software package did you use to modify the cover?
Made me look!
Feh. Needs to come with a low-yield nuclear device. I’m not taking on no spacemonkeys widdout one.
I think Glenn wants to know if you are using pirated Photoshop. :p
Does it look bad?
Spacemonkey is the funniest.
Frank, the half naked Teddy Kennedy in the blog ad is disgusting.
I think he used MS Paint to modify the cover. It’s got Microsoft quality written all over it.
Great to see everyone kissing the mighty Reynolds’ ass! It’s like an old boys club among you folks!
Hey, who let you comment?
Hey! Who are you calling an old boy?
Making fun of me isn’t exactly an exclusive club, Fentriss.
Maybe I’ll let you write the foreword when I get my Grand Unified Theory of Morality published. It’s only one paragraph long and needs some padding.