You make the call!

IMAO, Pan Am, and the No Tell Motel in Armstrong, Texas have teamed together to offer an all-expense paid trip to southern Texas, with first class accomodations, for a person of your choice to go quail hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.
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Who should we send on an all expense paid hunting trip with VP Dick Cheney?
Ted Kennedy
Joseph Biden
Howard Dean
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Patrick Leahy
Jimmy Carter
Chuck Schumer
Nancy Pelosi
Al Sharpton
John Kerry
  
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UPDATE: And . . . what’s good for the goose, is good for the gander . . .

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Cheney needs better aim

Don’t think of it as Dick Cheney shooting a friend in a hunting accident.

Harry Whittington, 78, was “alert and doing fine” after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.
Armstrong said Cheney turned to shoot a bird and accidentally hit Whittington. She said Whittington was taken to Corpus Christi Memorial Hospital by ambulance.
Cheney’s spokeswoman, Lea Anne McBride, said the vice president was with Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, Texas, and his wife at the hospital on Sunday afternoon.

Think of it instead as Dick Cheney only winging a laywer.

Go Palestine!

Congratulations to Palestinian Winter Olympic athletes Muhammed Ali Babba and Unidentified Female Consort # 7 for ranking third in pairs skating after the short program. It is currently undecided whether the Palestinian Olympic Committee will have Female Consort # 7 ritually stoned to death prior to or after the long program for showing her ankles. Nonetheless, go Palestine, and death to the Great Satan!
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Tragedy Strikes Olympic Opening Ceremony

Tragedy struck the opening of the 2006 Winter Olympics when performance artist Giovanni Dagoseppi fell to his death . . .
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The remainder of the opening ceremony went off without a hitch . . .
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