ACTION ALERT! ACTION ALERT!
E-mail a Congressman telling him what the temperature is outside and asking him whether he thinks you should wear a coat. Make it clear your campaign contribution rests on his answer.
END ACTION ALERT
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This has been done before – when Paul Revere rode through Massachusetts shouting “The Redcoats are coming,” he was referring to the Continental Congress issuing an edict that Republicans should wear their coats. Lexington and Concord were just an accident.
Maybe we could interpret their responses as an indication of whether they’re turncoats? I’m going to call John McCain right now and see if I can catch him in the act…
I like the idea of IMAO action alerts but I don’t like this particular action alert. Let’s make fun of http://www.debbieschlussel.com again instead. Or, Edwards again for hiring/firing/forgiving/hiring back bloggers. Or, make fun of Aussie’s Howard for trying to pick on Obama and getting slammed back by Obama in the process.
“I would also note that we have close to 140,000 troops on the ground now, and my understanding is Mr Howard has deployed 1,400, so if he is (ready) to fight the good fight in Iraq, I would suggest that he calls up another 20,000 Australians and sends them to Iraq.”
My congress-critter said it’s OK to not wear pants, but only if you have no genitalia like Sarcasm “Man”. He wouldn’t answer about a coat, but who expects a straight answer from a Demonrat anyway?
The Congressman for my district is a Dhimmi, so any communication with him/her (he has a man’s name, but he’s a Dhimmi, so he doesn’t have the genitalia to back it up) makes me feel dirty and I die a little inside.
I live in The People’s Republic of Minnesota, Comrade…any emails I send in to the Central Committee will be used against me when I’m finally sent to the Gulag up in Duluth…in January…when “Herself” is elected…
This has been done before – when Paul Revere rode through Massachusetts shouting “The Redcoats are coming,” he was referring to the Continental Congress issuing an edict that Republicans should wear their coats. Lexington and Concord were just an accident.
Maybe we could interpret their responses as an indication of whether they’re turncoats? I’m going to call John McCain right now and see if I can catch him in the act…
I like the idea of IMAO action alerts but I don’t like this particular action alert. Let’s make fun of http://www.debbieschlussel.com again instead. Or, Edwards again for hiring/firing/forgiving/hiring back bloggers. Or, make fun of Aussie’s Howard for trying to pick on Obama and getting slammed back by Obama in the process.
“I would also note that we have close to 140,000 troops on the ground now, and my understanding is Mr Howard has deployed 1,400, so if he is (ready) to fight the good fight in Iraq, I would suggest that he calls up another 20,000 Australians and sends them to Iraq.”
My congress-critter said it’s OK to not wear pants, but only if you have no genitalia like Sarcasm “Man”. He wouldn’t answer about a coat, but who expects a straight answer from a Demonrat anyway?
There I did it. I feel like a better, if not more annoying, person.
The Congressman for my district is a Dhimmi, so any communication with him/her (he has a man’s name, but he’s a Dhimmi, so he doesn’t have the genitalia to back it up) makes me feel dirty and I die a little inside.
He said in one America kids don’t have coats so they should find a 5-digit sq ft house in the good America to camp out in. Compassion and logic.
I live in The People’s Republic of Minnesota, Comrade…any emails I send in to the Central Committee will be used against me when I’m finally sent to the Gulag up in Duluth…in January…when “Herself” is elected…
Sac Man,
You’re getting entirely too interested in what’s going on around here.