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I read this:

Karl Rove and his manipulative, behind the scenes machinations continue even though he had to resign in disgrace from BushCo. Also, the willing tools of the Republican killing machine, including Karl Rove, with whom they have formed an unholy alliance, Move America Forward, are helping Rove whip a group called “Gathering of Eagles” into a frenzy over something that is not and was not ever going to occur. Okay, I am not sure that Karl Rove started this particular pile of horse pucky, but it sure has his stank all over it, so we are going to pretend for the sake of argument that it was Karl, or someone just like him. BushCo employees Roves like McDonald’s employs fry cooks.

And thought, “This HAS to be Frank J.’s work”.
Or at least Scrappleface.
Possibly the Onion.
Turns out it’s Cindy Sheehan.
Seriously, if I just cut & paste her crap and posted it under my name, would you have ANY reason to believe it wasn’t a joke?

14 Comments

  1. Karl resigned? Noooooo!!!! No one mentioned it at last night’s VRWC local 247 meeting. Dang. How will I know who to oppress without Karl to direct me?
    Does anyone know who we are to oppress and smear this week?
    Have an Evil day. A little less evil without Karl, but do the best you can.

  2. The only servant of evil is Sheehan. I’ll bet her poor son is just mortified.
    I think there is a psychological term for her obsession with Rove and Bush. It’s called transference. She has all of these horrible evil thoughts and she tries to push them on to others as a way to make herself feel better.
    She should get professional help. Somewhere far away, say France or Iran. A couple of years behind the veil ought to sort her out, don’cha think.

  3. Seriously, if I just cut & paste her crap and posted it under my name, would you have ANY reason to believe it wasn’t a joke?
    Well, I might have reason to disbelieve it was your joke.
    She’s funny.

  4. I think it can be said with near 100% certainty that Ms. Sheehan is only loosely associated with these posts … the grammar far exceeds her limited education and acuity. Occasionally, her current handlers will allow her to write “a cappella,” but her ignorance is betrayed by a woeful lack of gray matter. She remains one of the most remarkably insignificant individuals in history.

  5. You just KNOW Cindy Sheehan’s son signed up to piss her off and to get away from her lefty blathering. So you tell me – who’s REALLY responsible for his death?
    Answer: F—in’ heathen scum A-rabs, of course. But I’ll betcha anything deep down she blames herself, and there lie the roots of her dementia.

  6. I have a few people I sometimes sends links from here. I have an email asking, “Who said this? Cindy Sheehan or FrnakJ?”
    It’s a great game and can be done in so many different areas. Who said this? Dem Congress-critter or Al-Quaeda bigwig? University Prof or Jihadi? College student or member of the PLO? EUnuch minister or Hamas minister? Iranian mad-mullah or “moderate Muslim leader”?
    I’m thinking of making it into a board game, but my Hamas piece keeps blowing up.
    smack
    Sorry.

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