What Would You Do?

ANNOUNCER: Sir, would you hop on one foot for a Klondike Bar?
DEMOCRAT: Sure! ::hops on one foot::
ANNOUNCER: How about bark like a dog for a rich, creamy Klondike Bar?
DEMOCRAT: Arf! Arf!
ANNOUNCER: Would you spit on the mission of U.S. troops and hold needed funds hostage unless they surrender at an arbitrarily chosen date?
DEMOCRAT: I don’t know…
ANNOUNCER: But we’re talking about vanilla ice cream covered in milk chocolate. Also, we’ll throw in pork projects for your district.
DEMOCRATS: Sure!
ANNOUNCER: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?