John Hawkins polled the right-wing blogosphere on a number of issues including global warming, immigration, which Democratic Candidate we think is the strongest, and how we rate President Bush on domestic and foreign policy. I was a bit surprised which one of the questions had a unanimous response.
For the record, I was with the majority or plurality for each question.

I don’t know what Frank is always complaining about . . .

IMAO would like to apologize to everyone, black and white, for forgetting to acknowledge and celebrate National Black History Month.
So, as a gesture of apology, we offer National Black Future Month, where we look into our crystal ball and try to figure out what the future has in store…
2008: While on the campaign trail, Barack Obama assassinated as apostate by angry Islamic militant activist. His last words are “By Allah’s word, you ninny, I never renounced my faith!”
2009: Denzel Washington wins Best Actor and Best Actress Awards, thanks agent, supporting cast, the surgical team, and Tyra Banks for shopping assistance.
2010: Oliver Willis reaches 450 pounds, devours his dog by accident.
2011: For the first time, two black coaches meet face to face during NHL Stanley Cup. Nobody notices, not because race relations have finally been normalized, but because nobody watches the NHL.
2012: First black man on the moon. Wife yells “Okay, will you ask for directions NOW?” at him.
2013: Kofi Annan and Nelson Mandela file for divorce. Annan shocked to discover Mandela’s been dead for 2 years.
2014: Michael Jackson opens museum featuring all his old memorabilia and noses.
2015: Reverend Al Sharpton elected pope.
2015: Pigs fly.
2016: Charles Barkley elected governor of Alabama. Anyone making Alabama jokes threatened with being bodychecked to floor or tossed through a plate-glass window. (Watch out, Harvey!)

I’m sorry to tell you this Rachel, but you will not be a Jedi or the next Dalai Lama . . .
Additional info concerning the visit here.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Hoping to capitalize on the press feeding frenzy surrounding Anna Nicole Smith’s untimely death, publisher Hugh Hefner announced Thursday that the deceased starlet will appear in the May 2007 edition of Playboy magazine. Hefner indicated that Smith’s body will be flown to Los Angeles over the weekend, where it will be posed in a series of tasteful nude beach and horseback riding shots . “We are proud to celebrate Anna Nicole’s life, and death, in the pages of our gentleman’s magazine,” stated Hefner.
Sources close to the deceased starlet have also indicated that plans are in the works for the release of an album of posthumous duets with Tupac Shakur. It is expected that Smith’s body will make a 40 city concert tour supporting the album this summer. “With any luck, and with proper refrigeration, I hope we can put off burial until at least mid-2008,” announced Smith’s attorney and common law husband Howard K. Stern.

This is the most it has snowed in the fifteen years I have lived in the Twin Cities. Therefore, it must be due to something man did. In all likelihood, it was caused by your efforts to cut energy consumption, thereby lessening the effects of global warming. I might be wrong, but can we really afford to take the risk that I am? Turn all the lights on in your home and office, remove the catalytic converter from your vehicle, call up your private jet, and go outside and start burning garbage. Our children are counting on you.

And to think, just a few days ago we were sitting outside enjoying that 80 degree Orlando heat . . .

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