ANNOUNCER: Sir, would you hop on one foot for a Klondike Bar?
DEMOCRAT: Sure! ::hops on one foot::
ANNOUNCER: How about bark like a dog for a rich, creamy Klondike Bar?
DEMOCRAT: Arf! Arf!
ANNOUNCER: Would you spit on the mission of U.S. troops and hold needed funds hostage unless they surrender at an arbitrarily chosen date?
DEMOCRAT: I don’t know…
ANNOUNCER: But we’re talking about vanilla ice cream covered in milk chocolate. Also, we’ll throw in pork projects for your district.
DEMOCRATS: Sure!
ANNOUNCER: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
I /was/ going to criticize democrats for that, but now that I can see that there are Klondike bars involved, their position seems entirely reasonable.
I think their answer would have been “We don’t need any incentive for us to do that!”
i dont think you would have to remind them what is in a klondike bar for them to vote on it.
I would kill and count one by one the millions of moonbats I think need killin’. Without the Klondike Bar incentive maybe a few hoboes and and posting this comment.
Dude, it’s a Klondike Bar. What’s the controversy?
All kidding aside, the Democrats are traitors and all that rot.
You had me up until:
Then I knew it was fiction.
What, are you kidding? They’d sell this country down the river for a nibble of tofu…
I’m ashamed of you. Don’t you realize how many Klondikes died to make those bars? How can you be so insensitive, so unfeeling, so politically incorrect.
Save the Wild Klondike bar! Time for a march, or a demonstration. Make sure someone brings the napkins and wet wipes.
DemoCRAPS don’t need no stinkin Klondike Bars. They betray the country for fun.