To protect their e-mails, Fred Thompson’s staffers use TES (Thompson Encryption Standard). It’s a block cipher with the added protection that, if someone other than the intended recipient tries to read the message, Fred Thompson rips off the eavesdropper’s leg and beats him with it.
Bullshit. Fred Thompson uses no encryption becasue everyone knows better than to try and do anything to him.
Plus anyone who tries to steal his identity will be laughed at, because they are so small and insignificant.
You’re slippin Frank!!!
Excellent! He then shoves the leg up the eavesdropper’s ass!
Fred Thompson once told reporters that he invented the internet. However, it was not reported as news, since it had already been long understood that Fred Thompson had invented the internet.
Check it out, guys.
The Facts site has picked up some recognition:
http://fitsnews.com/2007/06/14/fred-thompson-facts/
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