Harry Reid while speaking to our wacky friends form the left side of the blogosphere called Gen. Pace and Gen. Petraeus “incompetent” which seems like an odd judgment from the stellar human being Reid is. It made me think: What are some things to call Senator Reid?
THINGS TO CALL HARRY REID
* Incontinent
* Spineless
* Doddering
* Dimwitted
* Laugh-inspiring
* Wrinkly
* Corrupt
* Weak
* Sexually-confused
* Squishy
* Diarrhea-prone
* Flammable
* Suzy
That was fun! Why don’t you pick a politician and do your own list in the comments.
And be honorable about it, ronin.
UPDATE:
I should not the funniest thing about this story is how the muckadoos started sreeching that Reid never said such things. Apparently, they forgot he had said it. Throw them in jail like Scooter Libby!
You forgot “treasonous.”
Fred Thompson
*Mr. Thompson, sir
The flatulent failed freaked fraudulent foolishly capering apelike towards his betters.
Harry Reid: asshat
Ted Kennedy:
-Jabba
-Planetary
-Mummified
-Bridge Flyer
-Laminate Face
-Great White Father
-Snowbeard (I wonder if his armpit hair is white too?)
-Senatorius Maximus
and any more I might have missed!
Bill “No, really; I’m Latino” Richardson:
Governor- just kidding; he couldn’t effectively govern a litter of puppies
Traitor
Hypocrite
White
Yellow
Bloated
Maria
Democrat
Smoker (Enjoys smoking cigars in public places while issuing a state-wide ban on such activities for everyone else.)
Martin “What civil liberties?” Chavez
Pindejo
Turd Burgler
Democrat
Richardson’s Bitch (Gave Bill the reach-around on the state smoking ban by disallowing it in ABQ restaurants, bars, and outdoors in public parks.)
Lilly Button
Tissy Friss
Sissy Mary
Pantywaist
Namby Pamby
Nancy-boy
Girl-Scout Wannabe
Probably ties kerosine soaked rags around his ankles so the ants don’t crawl up his legs and eat his candy a$$.
Any questions?
John “Nancy boy” Edwards
Scrot-less – nuff said.
More things to call Harry Reid:
Snivelling cube of bacon fat
Cross-eyed turnip
Pudding-filled sock puppet
Sponge-witted howler monkey
Slack-jawed lawn gnome
Rock-munching guppy
…and that’s about all I can think of.
Despite his being from Las Vegas, I think “Dim Bulb” is appropriate.
gmsc –
He’s from Searchlight, and “Dim Bulb from Searchlight” is so appropriate that the Wall Street Journal, I think, has used it.
Now for another:
every member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors:
girly-man (yes, that includes the nominally female members)
I’m just kinda wondering what all these nicknames did so wrong as to be ASSociated with Harry “Reed”?? (Whenever the wind blows, he makes a clamorous noise)
He just gives bad names a bad name.
The best and most descriptive term I can think of for Harry Reid is…
IGNORANUS.
Because he’s a dumbass, of course.
John McCain:
MaverDick
Juan
Decrepit
Politically Deaf
Jello-Spined
Weathervane
Deluded
Disgrace
Flipflop
Not-the-next-POTUS
Ballsack
More Ted Kennedy
Whoa Fat Teddy Bam Ba Lam
Splash