When God created the first man and woman, He told them, “Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat, but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it, for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die since it’s Fred Thompson’s and he does not like people messing with his stuff.”
AAAAAAAA mennnnnn.
Here endth the lesson of the day.
…And the serpent (or was it James Carville?) said to Eve, “Fred Thompson is rich, he’s keeping you down. You have nothing, not even a decent pair of shoes. You’re naked in fact. It’s all because of the rich. So just eat the fruit and we’ll call it ‘making him pay his fair share'”
Eve ate the fruit, and thus, became the first liberal.
Geez, you’d think with Fred Thompson owning The Tree of Knowledge he’d know how to run a campaign…
An alternate view of Fred…
God did not rest on the seventh day: he was just waiting for Fred! to sign off on His work.
BTW: Fred! never signed off on the Dinosaurs. 65 million years ago God discovered His mistake, and quietly corrected it.
Fred Thompson vs. Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris?
It doesn’t matter who wins, as the universe explodes during the opening.
You left out John Bolton’s Moustache.
Eve ate the fruit, and thus, became the first liberal.
LOL #2, and then she blamed it on Satan, or George W. Bush…same difference in their eyes.