Today is the Fred Thompson blogburst.
I think Fred Thompson is awesome. I tell people, “Fred Thompson is awesome.” One person was like, “No he isn’t.” So I punched him in his face and said, “That’s for saying Fred Thompson isn’t awesome! That’s why I punched you in the face!” Then I kicked him. Then the police came. They said, “What happened here?” And I said, “I punched this guy because he said Fred Thompson isn’t awesome.” Then the police arrested me for insufficient assault. I was like, “That’s not an actual crime!” And they said, “We also planted drugs on you.” And they put me in jail and I yelled, “Come on! Let me out! It’s Christmas!” And they said, “It’s not Christmas anymore.” And I said, “Well, I’ve been pretty drunk and lost track of what day it is.” Then SarahK came and bailed me out of jail. She’s mad and won’t talk to me now.
So donate to Fred Thompson:
He needs money to run ads in Iowa which is really critical right now. Of course, if he isn’t elected, I guess there’s always Huckabee. And sweet, sweet death.
That was a very touching story.
Couldn’t you make a deal with the police where you would beat the guy some more? They should have arrested the guy that said Fred! wasn’t awesome.
There’s always Ron Paul.
I think I’d rather have the sweet sweet death than Ron Paul.
I don’t blame SarahK one bit for being mad. Next time, when you finish slapping around a guy that bad mouths Fred!, call her up so she can come and whoop on him. Then the police won’t have any reason to arrest you.
Let it be a lesson to you – quit bogartin’ the hippie beating.
Wow! Wherever you live, isn’t my America anymore, FrankJ! It’s time that we find a place where EVERYONE would have not only understood your reaction but would have joined in! The person that said that Fred Thompson isn’t awesome is a homo and needs to be kicked in his balls…except he’s like Edwards…he doesn’t have any! You should have said that the guy you punched said Merry Christmas to you and you are tired of those dirty Christians spreading their hate and intolerance around! They would have not only not charged you but would have paid you a pretty bounty to boot!!!
Ron Paul and “slick as bill” huckabee scare me, so I went to Fred’s site and donated.
Then I looked for a hippie to beat up.
Wow! Fred Thompson looks even more like an ass now for his anti-women statement that no woman should be president given that Bhutto was just assassinated. All of his supporters look like asses too.
RedSands — can you not read, or are you just an idiot? He said there was no woman “on the horizen” that should be president. He also said his daughter would be president someday. He was making a crack about Hillary. Even the liberal press got the joke.
What a moron.
Here is his statement dumbass. He is very clearly not anti-woman!
“Who are we going to set on the road — what man are we going to set on the road — to lead us and to stand against this assault?” he asked, emphasizing the word ‘man.’ He couched his comments by saying “I say the word man advisedly. Now I’ve got a daughter that’s going to be president some day, I know it, and I am all for a woman president, just not this year, not next year.”
Without saying Clinton’s name, he added: “There is no woman on the horizon that ought to be president next year, let’s all agree on that.”
Guys… libtards only hear what they want to hear. Someone could say “America is the greatest country in the world and the strongest” Liberal hears and quotes “America kills baby seals and burns down rainforests for fun”
No sense arguing with those clowns when smacking works much better.
Thompson was joking about not supporting women. It was just a coincidence it happened to be very untimely with Bhutto’s murder. I’s a great example of why you should never make dumb jokes like that. It’s typical of many of the stupid Thompson utterances we have seen during his incredibly lame presidential campaign.
But there is little point in arguing about Fred Thompson since he continues to fall in the polls. The out-of-touch and dorky lobbyist who wore Gucci loafers to Iowa will soon be out of the race.
The motto of this years crop of Idaho state police recruits is: “Don’t suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder go out and cause it.”
Frank should have asked for a demonstation on the evil anti-Fred guy.
Thompson was not joking about not supporting women. He was saying he didn’t support one woman, namely HRC. What was dumb about what he said, anyway? For that matter, when is a dumb joke not appropriate? Your a fine one to talk about being out of touch and dorky TER.
I’m in. I gave and I blogbursted.
blessed sweet, sweet death.
Ron Paul ROCKS! And he is definitely going smack down Freddy T. in both Iowa and New Hampshire.
http://www.RonPaul2008.com
(Actually, I like Fred a lot. If he demonstrated as strong a commitment to supporting the Constitution as Dr. Paul does, I could almost support him.) 🙂
Here’s some honest remarks from Fred;
WASHINGTON, Iowa (AP) — Fred Thompson acknowledged Saturday he’s not especially fond of running for president, but he thinks he’d be a good choice for the White House.
Asked at a town hall meeting in Burlington whether he had the desire to be president, Thompson said it wasn’t his idea to seek the office, and he wasn’t enamored with campaigning.
“I am not consumed by personal ambition. I will not be devastated if I don’t do it,” he said. “I’m not particularly interested in running for president.”
If he doesn’t want to make a 100% serious effort to get elected I wish he’d drag his tired old ass back to Hollywood because if we don’t get a REAL conservative into the White House and rebuild the GOP to take back Congress then Frank’s next batch of IMAO merchandize will be Koran covers and prayer rugs because we’ll all either be Muslim or DEAD!
Ron Paul might be a certified idiot and nuttier than the proverbial fruitcake but he is single minded (whatever mind he and his Druggies may have left) about getting elected.
As i’ve posted before, I’ve seen Fred twice in NH and if he pulls 5% I’ll be amazed.