There are a lot of evil people in the world there who walk out in the open with no fear. They are called “rulers of other countries.” It’s time this practiced ends. It’s time they end. With all the sniper rifle and bomb technology we have, there is no reason that evil people should rule any country any where in the world… or ever show their face publicly ever again.
It is time America starts systematically killing everyone we know to be bad.
Now, some ask what give us the right to decide who lives and who dies. I answer that the fact that America is superior at everything means we deserve the exclusive right to decide who lives and who dies. Many foreigners are only alive today because America’s existence scares away evil, so we deserve to be able to kill many many people in payment for how many we’ve helped live. If anyone disagrees with this, that’s okay; just don’t do it vocally if you’re a foreign because we can and probably will kill you. That’s what you get for getting in the way of solving the problem that evil people are still breathing.
Frank J. ‘XX for Some Office
“Genociding evil.”
And great catastrophe’s help the human race evolve. Maybe we need one to help filter the gene pool, Frank.
Getting ready for 2012?
And great catastrophe’s help the human race evolve. Maybe we need one to help filter the gene pool, Frank.
Where’s that bird flu outbreak we were promised? C’mon killer asteroid? Yellowstone caldera eruption oh how we need you?
I would like to offer my services as trigger-man.
#3 – Posted by: Sarcasm Man on January 28, 2008 01:04 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2544803459784125102&q=bird+flu&total=1861&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2
Frank, you focused mainly on foreigners in your post. But what about evil Americans on foreign soil? Okay, this is just a hypothetical – but let’s say some evil American shrew went back to Syria to badmouth her country some more, and let’s say she ended up in the crosshairs of some of that badass technology. Wouldn’t it be our duty, nae, our obligation, to eradicate that bit of evil from the world? And when it comes down to it, wouldn’t you agree that California, Massachussetts, Washington DC, etc. are in fact, foreign countries?
#6 – Posted by: juggernaut on January 28, 2008 01:24 PM
OOO-RAH!
(Attention to all conservatives living in CA, MA, or DC: GET THE HECK OUT!)
This is the best idea you have ever had in your life.
You have my vote!
Wholeheartedly agree. “We commence bombing in 5 minutes.” But the political pendulum will inevitably swing back to the left someday – shouldn’t we be worried that liberals of the future might decide that we are the evil
ones?
Oh yeah, they don’t have any guns. Nevermind.
works for me, FrankJ
I believe it was Jesus who said “we begin bombing in five minutes”
Just wait till December 24th and get the “naughty” list from Santa! If he tries to stop you, well, he is a foreigner….
I have two new female Ragdoll Kittens named Tasha and Sophie…I asked them about this article and they agreed that the killing should commence without further discussion! I’ve trained my girls well…
Wow. I guess sarcasm and parody do not exist in Canada.
But your foreign anyway, can you see the red laser dot on your forehead?
How did we suddenly get an influx of humour-impaired trolls here? Once the Paulistinians started coming en masse, it only opened up the floodgates for the McCainiacs, Truthers, DUmmies, and other reality-impaired, anal-retentive societal rejects.
Looks like the gene pool needs some bleach!