You may have noticed that Oppo has only posted slightly these last few days. Maybe you didn’t notice.
Anyway, Oppo is actually taking some time away. He wrote up some posts ahead of time, but right now he’s not here. He’s on vacation.
I’m not sure where he went. Maybe he went to Disney World. Probably not. They threw me out one time, so I’m not sure they’d let him in.
So, where could he be? Grand Canyon? Mount Rushmore? World’s Largest Ball of Twine?
I don’t know where he is. And it’s really none of my business. But, I am curious. So, if any of you have seen him around, chime in. We need to make sure he’s dressing properly and behaving himself.
My dad once told me that our dog was “on vacation” when I came home from school one day. It must’ve been a great place because I don’t remember him coming back.
I’m sure Oppo will have a great time too.
You mean like actual vacation or “vacation” like a celebrity who went on a drunken anti-Semitic rant that someone caught on their cell phone and posted on YouTube?
Vacation eh! Maybe he’s going to Wally World.
…moose out front shoulda told ya.
He’s following a Beatles tribute band?
If he’d put on a striped shirt, I have access to certain “assets” that could find him with no problem, barely an inconvenience…
I had a comprehensive list of all the places oppo might be vacationing, but I made the mistake of reading it aloud near an Alexa and now I’m on a watch list and there’s a fleet of black Escalades parked on my street.
If you want Oppo back give me 1 million dollars.
If I had 1 million dollars … it would suck to be Oppo.
Throw in Harvey and you got a deal.
Vacation? or Court Ordered Rehab?
I figured he’d be doing research.
Well, that or FrnakJ took his meds.
Well, one of those or he’s hanging out with Basil.
Not with Basil?