Apropos of nothing: Libya – is that still a thing?
They should do a reboot of Lancelot Link, but make it more like CSI.
The US military needs robots that eat people. If you mess with America, a robot will eat you.
Doesn’t seem like it’s been a year already. Buttercup still seems so new, and it’s still hard to believe she’s ours.
Still doesn’t feel like it’s quite registered with myself that I’m a father.
50-0 with 73% of the game in; I’m going to call this one for Boise.
Cutest thing Buttercup currently does: Point at something and shout, “Ooh! See!”
ROMNEY’S A MORMON?!!!
I think a Lancelot Link reboot would be brilliant — as successful as the 2001 retooling of Angel and the Ape, for sure.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_and_the_Ape
I don’t think anyone would dare to do live-action ape show these days. But I could be wrong.
Well, Cat, you may have a point there. One of the reasons why the original Lance Link Secret Chimp show was cancelled was that the chimp actors became increasingly violent — especially in the form of biting the human crew.
An hour with Roseanne without food? Nobody would be safe.
“Apropos of nothing: Libya – is that still a thing?”
Yes, Libya is a place where democrats send our troops, while insisting that they’re not.
Barr the Baboon, Not-so-secret Loon.
People eating robots would leave Rosanne Barr alone. She’s not people.
You will start accepting the fact you are a father the day Buttercup says “I’m getting married”. Maaybe.
The cutest hing I saw in a Buttercup video was her playing the piano for 10 seconds and then celebrating with the touchdown sign.
(-1 for not sharing a birthday girl face covered with cake and frosting picture.)
Wait until you confuse Buttercup with you Granddaughters. Then you are senile or having a time warp.
You will feel like a father when she wants to go out on her first date, and you take the young Boy to the Library for a “Talk” and show him your gun collection and shooting trophys.
You shouldn’t call Romney a Mormon. That’s just mean and ad hominem. Instead, just point out that some of his beliefs are mormonic. Focus on his mormonic arguments rather than him being a mormon.
Boxers, long johns, bikinis, tighty whities or ???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment
And do NOT play the race card and call him Mitt Hussein Romney.
why would we make leader of the free world a man who’s religion tells him that he gets a whole planet to rule for eternity as a god when he dies?
hey selfish… give someone else a chance to rule…
“The US military needs robots that eat people. If you mess with America, a robot will eat you.”
Well, you’re not going to believe me, so here:
http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR
“It can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment” …and just happens to be named EATR
I’m jealous.
Rick Santorum is Catholic, but no one here drags up any of the weird stuff Catholics believe!
(maybe if he wasn’t 5th or 6th in the polls, it would matter more this go round.)
Hey, you get bored with Heaven or Hell, Catholics have 2 extra places you can go! (Purgatory and Limbo).
And we invented hair-shirts, just because life in the dark ages wasn’t hard-core enough!
But these LDS whippersnappers show up late to the party and steal all our krazy street cred!
Harumph!
http://www.cracked.com/article_16641_6-saints-who-could-kick-your-ass.html
PS: A random riddle.
How do you starve an Obama supporter?
Hide their food stamps under their work shoes.