Women won’t truly be free until they can force Catholic bishops to buy them condoms.
I want to be the sophisticated person and forget the religious freedom issue and focus on economy, but that’s not true to the US’s values.
How does contraception fall under “insurance”? Do most people not expect to have sex so that expense is a big surprise?
They should do a Brewster’s Millions remake except he has to spend it all on birth control.
Did the president ever call Jane because of what Dan Aykroyd called her?
We are now debt free except for our house (which is next)! The last bit of debt was from when we had to write a check when we sold our house in Florida.
If we want the government to get out of debt, we need to set good examples.
It’s kind of silly how much my mood hinges on whether or not I think I’ve come up with a great column idea for the week.
I think I’m voting for Romney because I hate them all and I just want this primary to be over.
Ron Paul supporters are outside the Idaho caucus grabbing people and shaking them while shouting, “RON PAUL! RON PAUL!” Most voters are used to that.
They tried to give me a candidate sticker on the way in to the Idaho caucus. I asked if they had a “civic duty” sticker.
How we vote in The Idaho caucus is that we drop a potato in a sack labeled with our candidate’s name. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP! #IAm
Almost spelled potato with an ‘e’. You’d think the most important political event of my lifetime would have taught me on that.
HER: “I don’t understand how bottled water expires.”
ME: “It separates into hydrogen and oxygen and becomes explosive.”
Newt only got 3.5% in Ada county. Moon colonies are extremely unpopular in ID. Most don’t even believe in the moon.
Over 9000 people at the caucus, and yet my 3DS didn’t get a single streetpass.
If the voting lasted more than one round, I don’t know what we would have done. Probably left it to people who cared who won.
Took me more than ten minutes to figure out how to re-equip my gun in Metal Gear 3DS. If I, who has been playing videogames for nearly 3 decades, can’t figure something out, it’s not an intuitive interface.
“Women won’t truly be free until they can force Catholic bishops to buy them condoms.”
It’s all part of the democrat “Free Stuff!” campaign strategy. Look how good it’s worked so far…
I just want the primary over too but instead of voting for Romney I’m praying for an earth-killing meteorite. Lesser of two evils and all that.
The Mitt juggernaut rolls on!!!!11()&#! Of all the contenders he looks best in a tie. Rick looks like a kid in his dad’s suit, and Ron looks like his own dad in his dad’s suit. Obama looks like a pencil in a necktie, and you just know Newt would rather be wearing gladiator gear. Maybe a retiarius getup. (Well, who wouldn’t?)
Anyway, only one of them (the pencil) is a total and complete unredeemable communist dbag, so there is another way to tell them apart.
“How does contraception fall under “insurance”? Do most people not expect to have sex so that expense is a big surprise?”
Have you seen the Fluke? I’m sure ANY time she gets sex, it’s a surprise.
I voted for Newt. I could not vote for meh, and being in Georgia I wanted to give Newt a nice retirement gift as it being Romeny will get it anyway.
I wonder how much OUTRAGE!!1eleventy!! the left would have drummed up if Rush had said, “Sandra, you ignorant slut.” I also wonder how long it would take them to realize he was quoting SNL.
“The modern world, when it praises its little Caesars, talks of being strong and brave: but it does not seem to see the eternal paradox involved in the conjunction of these ideas. The strong cannot be brave. Only the weak can be brave; and yet again, in practice, only those who can be brave can be trusted, in time of doubt, to be strong. . . .
When men were tough and raw, when they lived amid hard knocks and hard laws, when they knew what fighting really was, they had only two kinds of songs. The first was a rejoicing that the weak had conquered the strong, the second a lamentation that the strong had, for once in a way, conquered the weak. For this defiance of the status quo, this constant effort to alter the existing balance, this premature challenge to the powerful, is the whole nature and inmost secret of the psychological adventure which is called man. It is his strength to disdain strength. The forlorn hope is not only a real hope, it is the only real hope of mankind.”
– G.K. Chesterton, Heretics
Rick Santorum = Courage.