[High Praise! to RAML]
What has 9 30-round magazines, 3 lasers, 3 red dot sights for 100, 200 and 300 yards, a bipod, 4 flashlights, and a Santa Clause beard?

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Sadly, they don’t actually fire it in this video, but you do get guided tour of all its fancy doo-dads.

Doo-dads they are, but when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, I don’t plan to be holding my doo-dad in my hand.
You mean you’re holding now?
Sorry Harvey. Didn’t sign Robert = RAML
300 yards? Pffft! What’s he got that’s good for 1,000 yards or so?
Come the Zombie Apocalypse, better to dot the freaks from about a mile off, doff my cap to the memory of Carlos Hathcock, and light up a Macanudo.
RAML – Ok, fixed it.
And remember to sign your emails in all caps, or I’ll forget and credit “raml” like I’ve done before.
Why do I get the feeling RAML’s middle name is “Firearms?”
Mall Ninjas!
Got more money than sense and just gotta have whatever looks Tacti-cool.
Galil or M1A, 12ga Model ’97 and a .45 New Service.
Carry mags & speed loaders.
15-20 per gun.
Just looking at all of the goodies on the back wall in the video reminds me that California sucks!