The other ex-presidents keep stealing Jimmy Carter’s Nobel Peace Prize and then play keep away with it.
Can’t we just change all their clocks and replace all their newspapers to make the Supreme Court Justices think today is Thursday?
That one Haddaway song always makes me think of a robot that doesn’t understand what love is getting attacked by a baby.
A funny thing to do Thursday will be to interview the Democrats who lost their seats over Obamacare.

Wait a minute, Frank. This is Wednesday: garbage pickup day. We can’t skip it or I’m in deep kimchi.
Jimmy’s probably pissed that Obama got a prize too, and for doing nothing. Cheapens the currency.
I mean Jimmy Carter, not our own Jimmy.
@Mxymaster – nN, I’m pretty sure our Jimmy is also pissed about Obama getting that prize.
Hey, I’ve won exactly one prize in my life – an R2D2 robot at a computer store drawing – when my kids were little. My eldest, who was four at the time (and who’s now a computer scientist), proceeded to take it apart. R2D2 was never quite the same after that.
Ironic how causing the deaths of thousands of people through your inept belief in socialism and appeasement warrants a “peace” prize.
10 hours long Youtube videos?
Thank God I got that “Go back one page” function figured out.
I have to work in the morning!