Newsweek, which is still around for like a week or two longer, is trying the wimp attack on Romney, because what’s the job of the press but to try out new attacks in benefit of Obama? Anyway, the solution to this is pretty simple. Get the Newsweek reporter, Michael Tomasky, to ask about the “wimp factor” directly to Romney, and then Romney just needs to punch Tomasky really hard in the face, knocking him to the ground (it’s like a long time ago when John Stossel asked if wrestling was fake). Then Romney can be the bigger man and toss a few hundreds to Tomasky saying, “Go clean yourself up.” And then Romney should ride off on a motorcycle while wielding a sawed off shotgun. Then hopefully he won’t seem like a wimp, though if it comes up again, during the debates he can headbutt Obama until he gets Obama to bow to him.
Just a reminder to Romney, I’m still available as a campaign adviser and I’m very expensive.
Frank, WWE wrestling is fake, no matter what the steroid-addled “superstars” want to tell you. My ex-wife’s ex-brother-in-law was a wrestler in Oklahoma City, called the Masked Bolo. He told me the only real part was the hair grabbing and the nut kicking, which is why he always kept his hair really short and wore a cup. WWE wrestling is real in the same manner that socialism benefits the common peasant.
Now, as for the “wimp” factor: Obama wears mom jeans, wears a wimpy helmet when he rides a bike (and, wasn’t it a girl’s bike he was riding in that photograph?), and throws a baseball like a girl, and the Ogabe Steno Pool wants to call Mitt a wimp?
This is not relevant to anything, but have you seen THIS?
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/07/29/nyc-mayor-wants-hospitals-to-lock-up-baby-formula-to-encourage-breast-feeding/
Someone needs to go punch that idiot Bloomburg in the throat. I’d do it, but I’m so angry I can’t see straight.
Barack Obama Fun Fact:
Barack is so manly that he’s been known to sip house wine.
Barack is so manly that even though he felt he had to wear a helmet while riding a girl’s bike, he left it unstrapped!
Chick, Bloomberg is just trying to set himself up with a cushy gummint job after he is no longer mayor. You see, once he bans formula, he will see a need for inspectors, probably from the Health Department, to make sure that the mothers are properly nursing their babies. That is the job he wants.
Romney’s no Teddy Roosevelt. I don’t see him doing that whole outdoorsman/amateur athlete thing. Stepping into a ring with, say Manny Paquiau or Chale Sonnen the way TR did with assorted boxers and judo experts. It would defuse the wimp bit if he was seen loosing a few rounds from a shotgun or MP-5 or practicing leg sweeps and palm strikes with Chuck Norris.
As it is, the best he could do is a sort of (Bruce Lee-era) Green Hornet thing and have his trusted valet deal out a whole lot of throat punches and kicks to the crotch.
Romney a wimp?
Perhaps a boxing match would settle it.
Obama circles constantly to the Left and tries to jab with his left. Meanwhile, the more versatile Romney circles both Left and Right exposing both sides of his face to Obama and Obama gets confused! Two-faced Romney wins in a barrage of Left – Right – Left – Right – Left – Right – Left – Right – and one big final collision where their heads meet and Obama’s pansy-ass neck snaps. Romney beats his chest and bows Left and then Right to the crowd and the building catches on fire and Romneys two-sided face falls off…
No I’m not drinking.
Mitt can’t go around punching people. It would jeopardize his secret identity.
Ogrrre – So… my Federal Boob Inspector ID card will finally be legit?
Ogrrre. Gross. Now I can’t not have that image in my brain.
Harvey – it’s not a card, it’s a t-shirt. And you wear it once a week. Admit it.
There are many things that irritate me about this, not the least of which is the idea that women should be allowed to ABORT a baby due to A Woman’s Right To Do What She Wants With Her Body, but somehow we can’t be trusted to operate our own breasts.
On the plus side, NYC must have solved all other problems known to man and they are finally at the bottom of the To Do list.
KC – No. The T-shirt’s a daily wear (it’s ok, I have 7 of them)
Now Romney is a wimp? Wasn’t it just a couple months ago that he was a big bully that holds hippies down and cuts their hair? He used to be a thug and now he’s a wimp. When is Romney going to stop flip-flopping?
Any man willing to stick around and raise 5 boy to be upstanding adults is NOT a wimp. Any man willing to take the abuse that’s been directed his way in the last 6 years is not a wimp (Sarah Palin is also not a wimp for the same reason). Just because Obama is a wimp does not make every other candidate a wimp, there is no wimp by association rule. Obama’s a wimp because he has no moral compass, no integrity and no empathy.
Mr. Romney is not a wimp, but a moral, truthful, gentleman.
Remember what Davey Crockett said, “Make sure you’re Right, then go ahead.”