Extended strategy sessions wargaming out all of the possible twists, turns, and potential pitfalls so that he can fill out his March Madness brackets with high confidence next week.
PRESIDENT OBAMA (ENDLESS YAYS!!!!!) ENDED HIS VACATION BECAUSE HES DEALING WITH THAT DISAPPEARING MALAYSIA PLANE AND HES A RESPONSIBLE LEADER WHO BELIEVES IN WORKING HARD FOR AMERICA AND WILL ONLY GO ON VACATION WHEN HE NEEDS TO REST AND RECHARGE SO HE CAN DO MORE WORK FOR THE COUNTRY!!!!!SOMETHING WHICH CLEARLY BUGS YOU STOOPID RESCUMLICAN WINGNUT DEATH LOVING WARMONGERS (UGH!!!UGH!!!UGH!!!) WHO HATE THIS HISTORIC PRESIDENT BECAUSE YOUR RACIST AND HE’S NOT A VIOLENT AGGRESSIVE CONFRONTATIONAL PERSON LIKE YOUR DUMB BUSHITLER AND RAYGUN!!!(UGH!!!!!)
Because he felt that America could not truly appreciate the enormity of his incompetence unless he were in the Nation’s Capital impotently posing with a phone to his ear or lulling his sycophants into a false sense of security with a litany of pithy and meaningless tropes while putting a determined “seriously guys” look on his otherwise slack-jawed face.
Forgot to bring Jimmy Carter.
American Ex-Pres: Don’t Leave Home Without It.
Why did President Obama end his vacation early?
The question actually is, how do you know when Obama ends his vacations?
Found out he was booked in an Embassy Suite, and he knows how that turned out in Benghazi.
Why did President Obama end his vacation early?
They ran out of Dog.
Why did President Obama end his vacation early?
He didn’t want to be late for his NEXT vacation.
Michelle showed up.
Someone let the dogs loose.
Air Force One was double parked.
Why did President Obama end his vacation early?
Putin annexed Florida.
He ran out of cookies.
Why did President Obama end his vacation early?
End? No. Temporarily suspended. Yes.
Because Putin called and said, “In Russia, vacation ends you!”
Michelle showed up.
… Moochelle wouldn’t loosen her grip on his balls.
he was told that he would have to spend his own money for a change.
…he needed a vacation from all the vacations.
He wanted to get a partial rfund.
He was running late for his next vacation.
To meet with key members of the House and Senate to work out a compromi… aw… who am I kidding?
He came back from the Florida Keys to tell Congress “We are all Keysians now.”
Lost his Key Largoage.
@14: We really ought to start showing him more rspect.
He was getting so bored of the same-old-same-old that he decided to try something novel: work.
Cable went out and he wanted to get home to watch House of Cards.
Extended strategy sessions wargaming out all of the possible twists, turns, and potential pitfalls so that he can fill out his March Madness brackets with high confidence next week.
..,If he returned early, he must have had Valarie with him. She is in charge of everything except TeLePromPter reading.
Because he was very disappointed with the seafood. It turns out dogfish are actually just fish.
Why did President Obama end his vacation early?
A crisis has arisen that requires his undivided attention. My guess, Joe Biden found his stash.
PRESIDENT OBAMA (ENDLESS YAYS!!!!!) ENDED HIS VACATION BECAUSE HES DEALING WITH THAT DISAPPEARING MALAYSIA PLANE AND HES A RESPONSIBLE LEADER WHO BELIEVES IN WORKING HARD FOR AMERICA AND WILL ONLY GO ON VACATION WHEN HE NEEDS TO REST AND RECHARGE SO HE CAN DO MORE WORK FOR THE COUNTRY!!!!!SOMETHING WHICH CLEARLY BUGS YOU STOOPID RESCUMLICAN WINGNUT DEATH LOVING WARMONGERS (UGH!!!UGH!!!UGH!!!) WHO HATE THIS HISTORIC PRESIDENT BECAUSE YOUR RACIST AND HE’S NOT A VIOLENT AGGRESSIVE CONFRONTATIONAL PERSON LIKE YOUR DUMB BUSHITLER AND RAYGUN!!!(UGH!!!!!)
To show his critics that he could make tough decisions.
Was afraid that Congress would turn the tables on him and make a recess appointment of a new president.
Because he got his head stuck in a bucket and they forgot to bring the lard to get him out.
@26
My racist what? You forgot the object.
Chooming for sharks sounded so much better than it was.
Peeved that he lost the annual Ernest Hemingway look-a-like contest. Racists.
The key question is, can anyone really tell the difference?
He didn’t like the golf courses.
The dogs just weren’t up to par with the ones back in the States.
Cuz all the cool kids were mean to him.
He had to break up a slapping contest between Biden and Kerry over “who is in control, here”.
Because he felt that America could not truly appreciate the enormity of his incompetence unless he were in the Nation’s Capital impotently posing with a phone to his ear or lulling his sycophants into a false sense of security with a litany of pithy and meaningless tropes while putting a determined “seriously guys” look on his otherwise slack-jawed face.
He was concerned over the threat of guacamole deprivation, and needed to act immediately.
Why did President Obama end his vacation early?
He ran out of clean mom-jeans
Someone called him “Barraco Barner” and it hurt his feelings
Biden couldn’t handle doing nothing by himself
Wait… Obama resigned?
“If you like your vacation, you can keep your vacation”
Why did President Obama end his vacation early?
What? His vacation is over? Did I pull a rip van winkle and sleep through the entire election? Is it January 2017 all ready?
Every time he drew a line in the sand Putin drew a line on a map.
Michelle went swimming, oceans began rising again.
Was mistaken for Michelle’s thong for the last time, or one time too many at least.
Turns out Edward G. Robinson Day had been canceled, was just the usual bunch of lesbians going topless.
Ya just don’t sneak off to South Beach and not expect the crabs to be fresh caught.
He smacked his forehead and said Reefs? Not reefers? Ohhhhhh. Let’s go. Now!
…the weather report said the temperature was going to drop below 77 degrees
The temp there was only a chilly 75 degrees, and that moron AlGore was wrong about ‘Global Warming” AGAIN!!!!!
He had to hurry up and start his next vacation.
…he couldn’t play golf anymore after Putin showed the world he doesn’t have any balls.
… He couldn’t fly his favorite golf course in by private jet.
… He was already doing nothing constructive, why bother with jetlag to do that?
He didn’t want to miss his tee time.