In Houston, a former Marine has spent the last 2 months trying to convince the Department of Veterans Affairs that he’s not dead.
Even more annoying: the DNC won’t stop sending him “welcome to the Party” letters.
In Houston, a former Marine has spent the last 2 months trying to convince the Department of Veterans Affairs that he’s not dead.
Even more annoying: the DNC won’t stop sending him “welcome to the Party” letters.
One possible tack:
“Really? My Congressman and Senator will be asking the Secretary of Veterans’ Affairs to lay a wreath on this brave Marine’s grave. Can you direct us to it?”
Want to convince them you’re alive? Stop paying your taxes.
Once they figure out he’s not dead, they’ll cancel his voter registration.
… and, of course, requiring him to produce any form of ID would be an unfair burden, and possibly racist, right, Democrats?
That would be tantamount to depriving him of his VA rights — right?
Sounds like a perfect story for Rush Limbo.
Hey Basil — that would make this marine part of the greatest regeneration.
Why doesn’t he just say his name is Juan Valdez and demand free everything?
*it’s not like you have to prove who you really are.