The Selective Service System mistakenly sent notices to more than 14,000 Pennsylvania men born between 1893 and 1897, ordering them to register for the nation’s military draft.
Don’t worry, I’m sure the government won’t bungle record-keeping like that when it’s in charge of your health care.
Y2K strikes fourteen years late!
They meant to send them voter registration cards.
What do you call a Pennsylvania man born between 1893 and 1897? A Democratic voter.