My students were told to bring in their favorite Pixar movie today but none of them showed Up 🙁

— Michael (@Home_Halfway) September 5, 2014

I will not rest until I find the guy that stole my bed.

— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) September 5, 2014

My "I Love Irony" t-shirt IS ironic. I hate irony. Duh.

— Derek Lawler (@RowdyBowden) September 5, 2014

"What were my favorite memories," said an elderly 007, "Spending time with my dad. I'll always miss that bonding," 007 wept,"James bonding."

— Daniel Carrillo (@DanielRCarrillo) September 6, 2014