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Pentagon Deploys 3rd Adviser Division To Iraq
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Well, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He’s got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Ebola land
So put down your guns you won’t need none
We’re gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it’s one, two, three,
What are we serving for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn,
Next stop is Ebola Land;
And it’s five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.
Come on Liberals, don’t be slow,
Why man, this is disaster relief au-go-go
There’s plenty conscience salving to be made
By supplying the Army with the protective suits of its trade,
But just hope and pray when they catch that sh!t,
They don’t bring it home to a liberal nitwit.
And it’s one, two, three,
What are we serving for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn,
Next stop is Ebola land.
And it’s five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.
Well, come on Obama, let’s move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Now you can finally get some cred’
‘Cause the only good GI is the one that’s dead
And you know force reduction can only be won
When we’ve infected ’em all to kingdom come.
And it’s one, two, three,
What are we serving for ?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn,
Next stop is Ebola land And it’s five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.
Come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to Ebola land Come on fathers, and don’t hesitate
To send your sons off before it’s too late.
And you can be the first ones on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.
And it’s one, two, three
What are we serving for ?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn,
Next stop is Ebola land.
And it’s five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.
What the F*ck is an advisor division?
anyone else want to negotiate?
Woo hooo. Made my day! Thanks, Harvey.