Straight Line of the Day: Queen Elizabeth Joined Twitter. Her First Tweet… Posted by Harvey on 27 October 2014, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Queen Elizabeth joined Twitter. Her first tweet…
One of these days I’m gonna grab my son by the ears and shake him like a beagle. Reply to this comment
Congratulations on Straight Line of the Day number 600, Harvey!!!! 50 Dozen Cookies to Harvey!!! That’s a whole lot of cookies, my Bearded Bon Vivant! What are you gonna do now? 🙂 Reply to this comment
♬ Hey, hey hey. Rocking robin. Come on go, rocking robin. You really go, rocking robin ‘Cause we’re really gonna rock tonight ♬ (well you know the rest) Reply to this comment
@15 rodney dill You did? I didn’t think anybody looked in the spam filter. It wasn’t the same around here without you. Glad you’re back! And I’ve been here. In the exact same place. I just…well…reprioritized my priorities. Or something 🙂 Reply to this comment
“Charles. If these cookies have walnuts they’re not real Anonymiss cookies.” “OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!” Reply to this comment
@23 Jimmy – You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. 😛 MOVIE? Reply to this comment
@27 But didn’t you just admit to *liking* walnuts? *GASP* Virtually or no, that’s a deal breaker. 🙂 Because, walnuts!! 😛 Reply to this comment
@ 29 – Burt : Salad? What’s SALAD?? @30 Jimmy – Say it ain’t so, Sweet Harvey. SAY IT AIN’T SO!! Reply to this comment
Sorry, I meant to say, “Say it *isn’t* so, Harvey”. I lost my decorum a little there… Reply to this comment
♬ Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality ♬ Reply to this comment
It’s a good thing you don’t take audio clips, Harvey. *sound of the Queen cackling* Reply to this comment
…”So, is this where all the twits hang out?” …”Does this Anonymiss make scones by any chance? Perhaps I shall have her over for tea.” Reply to this comment
“Effing Frank effing J. is effing right. Whose leg you gotta hump to get a blue check-mark from Twitter?” Reply to this comment
Ha ha USA, how’s that no more monarchy working for you? Obama hates Winston? Reminds him of that bulldog that gave him the runs I suspect. By the next coronation they might say Allah save the Ayatollah #Immigration downsides. Somebody has to be hungry enough to eat our “food” #Immigration upsides upsides Reply to this comment
I judged this one here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/10/nuke-punchline-swank-supremacy.html Reply to this comment
“We are not amused”
…was taken down by Twitter for being “an expression of white privilege”
“I will not be under-Tweeted!”
“For Sale: One iPod full of Obama speeches.”
Kneel before ZOD.
Once a queen always a queen, but once a knight is enough.
“We will never re-Tweet!”
One of these days I’m gonna grab my son by the ears and shake him like a beagle.
…Chas, Wills, George stay in line #SavedbyGod
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition….”
I am the Queer of England…. Oh Bollocks… how do you backspace this thing.
Congratulations on Straight Line of the Day number 600, Harvey!!!!
50 Dozen Cookies to Harvey!!!
That’s a whole lot of cookies, my Bearded Bon Vivant!
What are you gonna do now? 🙂
@11 Hi rodney! Where ya been?
D@mn… I lost 20 quid betting against the Detroit Lions.
I could ask the same…. Though I found you in the OTB Spam filter today…
♬
Hey, hey hey. Rocking robin. Come on go, rocking robin. You really go, rocking robin ‘Cause we’re really gonna rock tonight
♬
(well you know the rest)
@15 rodney dill You did? I didn’t think anybody looked in the spam filter.
It wasn’t the same around here without you. Glad you’re back!
And I’ve been here. In the exact same place. I just…well…reprioritized my priorities. Or something 🙂
The colonies are looking ripe for the picking. #EmpirestrikesBack
Unfortunately for England, Charles is still the Error Apparent… #RoyalPain
…and then I said, “Camilla… why the long face.”
I think I shall take up nude sunbathing… #RaisinsInTheSun
“Charles. If these cookies have walnuts they’re not real Anonymiss cookies.” “OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!”
Rodney, she puts walnuts in ’em just for me. Because, walnuts!!
@23 Jimmy – You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. 😛
MOVIE?
Not so little, I should think. Prolly could pick you up
over my headat 7:00?@24 Jimmy Hahaha you planning on being in Wisconsin at 7:00?
Virtually.
@27 But didn’t you just admit to *liking* walnuts? *GASP*
Virtually or no, that’s a deal breaker. 🙂
Because, walnuts!! 😛
Walnuts are OK in salads…just not in cookies
Walnuts are delicious! And Harvey likes ’em, too.
We are now completely off topic! Because, walnuts!
@ 29 – Burt : Salad? What’s SALAD??
@30 Jimmy – Say it ain’t so, Sweet Harvey. SAY IT AIN’T SO!!
Sorry, I meant to say, “Say it *isn’t* so, Harvey”. I lost my decorum a little there…
. . .An animated JPEG of the Queen Wave.
…was “I like walnuts, I like larches, not for food but building arches!”
…”Hello World!”
…”who do I call to give the iPod back to President Obama?”
♬
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality
♬
Who started all the W@1nu7 crap anyway? 😉
“cute corgie pics” (she mistook it for Google)
“God Save The Me”
It’s a good thing you don’t take audio clips, Harvey.
*sound of the Queen cackling*
#HansShotFirst – I believe!
They’re called ‘biscuits’ #anonymisscookies
“Next up: Westminster eBay.”
“can’t talk now, B feeter over shoulder”
“Hosting Twitter Pageant tonight: diamonds must be 140 caret-ers or less.”
“YGDFT! YLTATSOTE!”
…”So, is this where all the twits hang out?”
…”Does this Anonymiss make scones by any chance? Perhaps I shall have her over for tea.”
@49: Never trust anyone over for tea.
“Effing Frank effing J. is effing right. Whose leg you gotta hump to get a blue check-mark from Twitter?”
It’s good to be the Queen!
Ha ha USA, how’s that no more monarchy working for you?
Obama hates Winston? Reminds him of that bulldog that gave him the runs I suspect.
By the next coronation they might say Allah save the Ayatollah #Immigration downsides.
Somebody has to be hungry enough to eat our “food” #Immigration upsides
upsides
#’s are hard lol (Second tweet)
Hashtag? hashtag? All I see is the Square key.
Feeling obsolete, unimportant and ignored #royal relic #monarchy melancholy
I judged this one here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/10/nuke-punchline-swank-supremacy.html