Why do you need a straight line? She actually does. It’s called Stand With Hillary by some singer who apparently never wants to set foot in Nashville again.
♫ I’m Hillary the 8th I am
Hillary the 8th I am, I am
I got married to a fella named Bill
He’s had 7 other women nammed Hill
Yes, every one was a Hillary
He couldn’t his willie in his pants
I’m a also-ran named Hillary
Hillary the 8th I am ♫
I don’t know what they have to say,
It makes no difference anyway,
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I’m against it.
Your proposition may be good,
But let’s have one thing understood,
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it,
I’m against it.
But of course, the perfect Song. http://youtu.be/5oFJ4MitJnY
I’m opposed to it,
On general principle, I’m opposed to it.
[chorus] He’s opposed to it.
In fact, indeed, that he’s opposed to it!
[Groucho]
For months before my son was born,
I used to yell from night to morn,
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
And I’ve kept yelling since I first commenced it,
I’m against it!
Lyrics taken from this page
I am Hillary and I’m OK
I answer phones all night and I lie all day
I make land deals
I wear high heels, a pantsuit, and a bra
On Wednesdays I buy futures and have Vince Foster killed
I am Hillary and I’m OK
I answer phones all night and I lie all day
I get people killed
At that I’m skilled, and then forget it happened
I wish I’d been a president, come on America, you owe me.
Oh I am Hillary and I’m OK
I answer phones all night and lie all day
I’m Chelsea’s mommy
and I’m a commie, and I’m as poor as a church mouse
I can’t even afford my mortgages….(the Canadian Mounties all walk out at this point)
No Hill, if your smarter,
And one Hill, if the Dems win all
And the one term, Hill will give you
She won’t do anything at all
She has no phallus, but thinks she’s ten feet tall
And if you listen to the pundits
And you know her polls will fall
Tell ’em a kookie joking pollster
Has made Hill seem so tall
She has no phallus, but she thinks we’re just small
When other men run from this pest broad
Get up and tell her where to go
And then just use some kind of pushbroom
And your mind is moving low
She has no phallus, I think Bill should know
When Her logic and good intentions, just have simply fled
And her white lies, can’t get talked out backwards
And the power trip’s, gone to her head
Remember what the GOP Voters said
Keep your head,
Keep your head
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
@100 – Anonymiss – I see there’s no kiss-up cookies, so my answer is “C is for Cookie”, figuring Hillary’s theory is that people will then come to associate her name with the infinite joy of cookies and vote for her:
She’s Not There – The Zombies
Sympathy for the Devil
Witchy Woman
Eve of Destruction
The Bitch is Back – Elton John
I Knew You Were Trouble – Taylor Swift
Bitch – Rolling Stones
Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song… which was written by her new Vogon consultant.
Paint it Black
…Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen: “Nothing really matters to me…(ev’ry way the wind blows…)”
Not to mention the Vince Foster allusion….
One Toke Over the Line
Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…
When I’m 64. [Will you still need me, will you still feed me.]
… which she wrote herself. She’s a regular Tammany Wynette.
Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…
Death or Glory.
Sunny Afternoon – The Kinks
Rainy Day Woman
@Oppo #10 – Shouldn’t that be “Tamanay Whinette”
(Tammany Whinette)
Yakety Sax
Le Internationale
The Coasters – Get an Ugly Girl to Marry You
Why do you need a straight line? She actually does. It’s called Stand With Hillary by some singer who apparently never wants to set foot in Nashville again.
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2014/12/04/Stand-with-Hillary-Country-Music-Video-is-Predictable-and-Inauthentic-a-Lot-Like-Hillary
Anything George Soros says it is. After all he to pays for the pipes calls the tune.
Aerosmith – Dude looks like a Lady.
Weird Al Yankovic – Dare to be Stupid.
… to hear it, all you need is a Huma and a few bars.
@14 rodney dill just out-punned pun-master Oppo. Holy Cats!
Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs – Wooly Bully
… “It’s The End Of The World (As We Know It)”
Oppo @23 – Oh the Huma inanity
@14 and @24: And all I can do is out-“D’Oh!” Dohtimes.
Taxman – The Beatles
@Oppo – #23 is really good.
The Worst That Could Happen
@27 Rodney: D’Oh! D’Oh!
– making a Dillettante out of me
Witchcraft (recorded in 1957 by Frank Sinatra)
That Old Black Magic
… “Green-Eyed Lady”
Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…
Who let the dogs out.
Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…
It hasn’t come out yet, but if you vote for her they promise not to release it.
… “Here She Comes Again”
… “How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away?”
… “Heads You Win, Tails I Lose”
The Old Gray Mare
James Cleveland – I Don’t Feel No Ways Tired
Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…
My Girl Bill.
… “No No Song”
the Emergency Broadcast System tone, set on infinite repeat
… “Beating Around The Bush” – AC/DC
Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…
Grandma should get run over by a Reindeer.
♬
“I’m a little despot, short and stout…”
♬
Meredith Brooks – B!tch
Mustafa Imrahil – Queen
Easy Skankin’ – Bob Marley
Taps
…Send in the clowns.
… “Springtime for Hitler” – for the Godwin
Is That All There Is? – Peggy Lee
Tubthumping – Chumbawamba
Devil With the Blue Pantsuit – Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels
Evil Woman – ELO
Devil Woman – Cliff Richard
Liar Liar – The Castaways
Monk-Rat Love – Captain & Tennille
Reptile -The Church
“Too dangerous to keep, to evil to let go…”
@53 “Devil With the Blue Pantsuit” – LOL
The theme from “Shaft”
The Imperial March (Darth Vader’s Theme)
Aside from it being a total dis to Vader, I feel it would be a fitting theme for her
A Lot To Drink About – Jimmy Buffett
“Band on the Run,” (Sir) Paul McCartney and Wings.
I just can’t WAIT to be King… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CISzjeS3J8
Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…
Sing if you’re glad to be gay. – Tom Robinson Band
Too much pork just for one fork – Southern Culture on the skids
I kill children – Dead Kennedys
HT:Anonymiss
If I were King of the Forest!
@63 Hi walruskkkch! How’ve you been?
I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Just Like Having You Around – Kip Addotta
Surfn’ Bird by the Rivingtons
Gimme Dat Ding
I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
Don’t Fear the Reaper.
@68 – With that cow, we’re definitely gonna need more cowbell.
The Volga Boat Song.
Fish Heads.
@63 Jonesing for some cookies.
Da do do do, da da da da…
♫ I’m Hillary the 8th I am
Hillary the 8th I am, I am
I got married to a fella named Bill
He’s had 7 other women nammed Hill
Yes, every one was a Hillary
He couldn’t his willie in his pants
I’m a also-ran named Hillary
Hillary the 8th I am ♫
Willow Macky – The Ballad of Sir Edmund Hillary
Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three – The Roof is on Fire
Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…
I don’t know what they have to say,
It makes no difference anyway,
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I’m against it.
Your proposition may be good,
But let’s have one thing understood,
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it,
I’m against it.
But of course, the perfect Song. http://youtu.be/5oFJ4MitJnY
I’m opposed to it,
On general principle, I’m opposed to it.
[chorus] He’s opposed to it.
In fact, indeed, that he’s opposed to it!
[Groucho]
For months before my son was born,
I used to yell from night to morn,
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
And I’ve kept yelling since I first commenced it,
I’m against it!
Lyrics taken from this page
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Bit of a mix up there. This
http://youtu.be/5oFJ4MitJnY
SHould not be in the middle of the lyrics! D’oh!
Walk on the Wild Side.
Looks like somebody is a head of the game, although it should be a Clinton head.
http://youtu.be/ZrB-qFHqQwY
Season of the Witch – Donovan
We can only hope her song is “Don’t talk about me when I’m gone”
I am Hillary and I’m OK
I answer phones all night and I lie all day
I make land deals
I wear high heels, a pantsuit, and a bra
On Wednesdays I buy futures and have Vince Foster killed
I am Hillary and I’m OK
I answer phones all night and I lie all day
I get people killed
At that I’m skilled, and then forget it happened
I wish I’d been a president, come on America, you owe me.
Oh I am Hillary and I’m OK
I answer phones all night and lie all day
I’m Chelsea’s mommy
and I’m a commie, and I’m as poor as a church mouse
I can’t even afford my mortgages….(the Canadian Mounties all walk out at this point)
Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…
poor poor pitiful me.
Should I Stay or Should I Go – The Clash
Classical version:
DUM DUM Da-DUM,
DUM Da DUM Da DUM Da DUM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyFyAqLtHq8
“No, they can’t take that away from me.”
… “Fish Heads” – Barnes and Barnes
… “Sit on my Face” – Monte Python troupe
… “Dead Skunk” – Loudon Wainwright III
No Hill, if your smarter,
And one Hill, if the Dems win all
And the one term, Hill will give you
She won’t do anything at all
She has no phallus, but thinks she’s ten feet tall
And if you listen to the pundits
And you know her polls will fall
Tell ’em a kookie joking pollster
Has made Hill seem so tall
She has no phallus, but she thinks we’re just small
When other men run from this pest broad
Get up and tell her where to go
And then just use some kind of pushbroom
And your mind is moving low
She has no phallus, I think Bill should know
When Her logic and good intentions, just have simply fled
And her white lies, can’t get talked out backwards
And the power trip’s, gone to her head
Remember what the GOP Voters said
Keep your head,
Keep your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
(H/T Jefferson Airplane – White Rabbit Lyrics)
You’re the Reason Our Kids are Ugly – Lorretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
…Starship: Black Widow! http://youtu.be/c3jfDxS1Aws
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
“Anyone Can Be Santa”
“Here Comes Santa Claus”
Five Feet High And Rising
Crazy On You
(Whatever it is, she pronounces it TheMe song)
The PC PD Preceeding Post Apocalyptic A Apolitical Blues
Obama’s old one, A Day In The Life (I saw the news today, oh boy)
Bill old one, Stranglehold
Iron Maiden – Public Enema Number One
Knocking on Heaven’s Door
with the brain damage from her ‘fall’…http://youtu.be/bd2B6SjMh_w
http://youtu.be/fDn4ssY_WPw
… The Fool on the Hill.
… Many Dumb Ways to Die.
… Diggy Diggy Hole.
Midway through the second debate play the Doors’ The End as her campaign implodes and her brain explodes.
To honor Obamacare it should be Watching Scotty Die (or My Many Smells).
Go get your cookies here: http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2014/12/nuke-punchline-dont-get-her-steamed-up.html
It’s been a while. How are you guys doing, anyhow? 🙂
@100 – Anonymiss – I see there’s no kiss-up cookies, so my answer is “C is for Cookie”, figuring Hillary’s theory is that people will then come to associate her name with the infinite joy of cookies and vote for her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA
Although I suspect she just might be cynical enough to change the lyrics to “C is for Clinton”.
🙂 Kissssssssss up cookies to Harvey!!!
When are you coming to get them???
Wait… you don’t deliver?
Well…
You may be able to convince me to accommodate you…
What do you have to offer?
Milk to go with the cookies.