Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…
… the Frito Bandito could finally come home.
As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…
The Cubs may be able to field a winning team.
As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…
Americans will finally have access to the greatest health care system in the world!
As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…
Sean Penn will be able to resume his affair with Fidel.
As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…
they will finally be able to get their hands on those 1960 model cars.
….Bill Clinton is upgrading his brand of sex toys.
As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…
he had to balance it out by now embargoing North Dakota.
President Obama will appear in a Dukakis-tank-helmet-esque photo, but with a cigar.
Michael Corleone will finally get his money back from that casino investment.
…he will be interviewed by Seth Rogen and James Franco.
…he will start saying, “Let me ‘splain it to yoo Lucy.”
…he will start making plans to add a 58th state to the union.
…he will grow a pencil thin mustache and get a two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket.
As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…
North Korea wants it’s embargo lifted as well, or it will bomb the next Tom Cruise movie, if it doesn’t bomb itself first.
@13 So, that would make Obama “Boston Blackie”?
…will have to update his presidential pardon list…
@13
and an autographed picture of Andy Devine
As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…
Raul has agreed to help empty and close Guantanamo.
As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…
Raul has demanded the elimination of the crippling taxes on cigars.
Michelle’s school lunch program now includes refries.
… Sen. Menendez has a new source of underage hookers he can refuse to pay.
When Apple releases the iPhone 7 it will be cheaper to ship from prison factories in Cuba than from prison factories in China.
The apocalypse has been moved up a few years.
…they are just one step below Ebola on travel restrictions.
…he can trade some vacation time for dictatorship lessons.
…he can track down that t-shirt that Che used to wear, ’cause he heard that liberal chicks dig that.
As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…
the USA last the game 27-24 as the Cubans stormed the field and tore down the goal posts.
…massive airlifts of Anonymiss cookies will finally break the Castro family’s hold on the nation, as the people realize what sweet freedom actually tastes like…
…I can finally release the 5 Cuban guys rolling cigars in my basement
…My Canadian friends can stop being so uppity about how they went to Cuba last year, and it’s sooooo sad we couldn’t go…eh
…there’s one more 3rd world hellhole people can wire money to, tax free, while receiving food stamps, section 8 and medicaid.
…there’s one more 3rd world hellhole people can wonder in from, at will, and immediately have more rights than Americans.
…there’s one more 3rd world hellhole who can export all it’s criminals and deadbeats.
. . . .people in Cuba will finally get a Cuban sandwich
…Mr. Gooding, Jr. will finally be shown the money.
…Bill Clinton’s new interns can supply their own cigars.
… Bill Clinton can use Cuban cigars to poke between his intern’s thighs.
…DJ Comrade Commie will be dropping phat beats upon the proletariat.