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Obama Skips Paris Rally to Plan ‘Jihad Against Jihadis’
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I don’t buy it. Everyone knows that the Parallel-Universe Obama has a mustache and goatee. I’m calling BS.
I don’t buy it either mostly because in that same Parallel-Universe Mrs. Obama also has a mustache and goatee.
In the Parallel Universe, the fearless reader was mentored by Ronald Reagan, not Frank Marshall Davis.
(mutter, gripe, lucky parallel universe b*st*rds…) 🙁
What do you mean? Obama is from a parallel universe. That’s why they can’t find his records at Columbia