Straight Line of the Day: Today Is Anonymiss’s Birthday. How Should She Celebrate? Posted by Harvey on 11 November 2015, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Today is Anonymiss’s birthday. How should she celebrate?
By posting! Where’d she go anyway? Harvey? Are we missing something here? 😀 ♪♪♫♪♪ Happy Cookie Day! ♪♪♫♪♪ Reply to this comment
Champagne, dinner, internet sarcasm, Harvey, brownies, MST3K — am I getting close? Reply to this comment
Whatever she does, she must make sure to stay away from hippies…they’re awfully hard on the hands… She should be declared “Queen of the World” (Unless that’s un-PC and a microaggression, in which case never mind) Reply to this comment
She shouldn’t, getting old is nothing to celebrate, but if you must….celebrate DIVERSITY!!11!!!! Reply to this comment
She must have waffles. She must all have waffles forthwith! Happy Birthday Nony! Reply to this comment
Well, it’s a little late for my suggestion so file this away for next year–going out to eat “buy one, get one free” steak with her favorite veteran. Reply to this comment
drriff beat me too it, but it seems the obvious answer. Cookies to Anonymiss! (Ones she doesn’t have to bake herself!) Reply to this comment
@16 – Hunter – actually, a kind neighbor lady DID bring her cookies that she didn’t have to bake herself. Me… I just got her new measuring cups. Reply to this comment
…with walnuts and a hammer!
I imagine someone should make cookies for her for once!
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Where’d she go anyway? Harvey? Are we missing something here?
😀
♪♪♫♪♪ Happy Cookie Day! ♪♪♫♪♪
Tuna!
Champagne, dinner, internet sarcasm, Harvey, brownies, MST3K — am I getting close?
Today is Anonymiss’s birthday. How should she celebrate?
Anonymously.
By replacing Obamacare with cookies
She could make me a sammich.
Whatever she does, she must make sure to stay away from hippies…they’re awfully hard on the hands…
She should be declared “Queen of the World” (Unless that’s un-PC and a microaggression, in which case never mind)
Lets all get together and get her a jar of pickles.
She shouldn’t, getting old is nothing to celebrate, but if you must….celebrate DIVERSITY!!11!!!!
She must have waffles. She must all have waffles forthwith!
Happy Birthday Nony!
Hippie punchin’!
Like Basil. He takes a day off…….the calendar.
Well, it’s a little late for my suggestion so file this away for next year–going out to eat “buy one, get one free” steak with her favorite veteran.
drriff beat me too it, but it seems the obvious answer.
Cookies to Anonymiss! (Ones she doesn’t have to bake herself!)
…bu judging punchlines.
@16 – Hunter – actually, a kind neighbor lady DID bring her cookies that she didn’t have to bake herself.
Me… I just got her new measuring cups.