Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Star Wars director J.J. Abrams said that the most important thing about Episode 7 is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Star Wars director J.J. Abrams said that the most important thing about Episode 7 is…
…it proves, as T. S. Eliot wrote: “life is very long”.
…nobody shoots first.
Star Wars director J.J. Abrams said that the most important thing about Episode 7 is…
it should be seen right after Episode 6.
…the paycheck.
…that Star Wars fans will REALLY want to get a life after seeing it.
…ticket sales.
…no space aliens were harmed in the making of it.
…we’re catching up to the Rocky franchise…
…that the story doesn’t matter anymore since Episodes 1-3 came out…
…the paycheck…
…I get to mess with another franchise…
…the paycheck.
…that Anonymiss is nowhere to be found and hasn’t replied to Harvey’s STOTD birthday post.
Huh.
Star Wars director J.J. Abrams said that the most important thing about Episode 7 is…
he’s getting a paid a LOT of money for it.
gratuitously naked wookies.
that Episodes 1-6 were actually dream sequences as Anakin steps out of Padme’s shower.
Star Wars director J.J. Abrams said that the most important thing about Episode 7 is…
that it includes “safe zones” in case the microaggressions of the Republic trigger a negative emotional response in the Jedi.
…Is that it starts in episode 9, jumps via flashback to episodes 2 and 3 minus Jar Jar, then back to episode 8, which is needed to justify what happens on Tatooine in episode 4, finally wrapping up in episode 7 revealing that Darth Vader is actually a time traveler from the future, or the past. Need to see episode 10 for clarity on that…and we see where the jawas REALLY came from
…the ten minute CGI Jedi Ewok meditation scene.
…the bar scene is in a gay bar, and Luke, who now wants to be called Lucy, has two fathers. And the the galaxy welcomed all creatures, species and Mexicans. And in a key plot twist, any biped claiming to be Syrian. Plus the gun free Death Stars are peacefully defeated by hippies sticking giant flowers in their thermal exhaust ports.
… Lens flair.
Lens flare****
That he ruined it like he did to Star Trek.
Star Wars director J.J. Abrams said that the most important thing about Episode 7 is…
it will be his Swan song!
Star Wars director J.J. Abrams said that the most important thing about Episode 7 is…
…it’s a violence free zone
…JarJar Binks is not in it
…JarJar’s Corpse.
…there’s no time travel.