Who? Who?

It’s some guy looking for a new gig. He wants to be a commenter on IMAO. Should we let him in?

Hunter showed up. (Which was weird.)

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From a news forum:

I asked Brave AI (a ChatGPT derivative) if Grover Cleveland had any nicknames. It said that one nickname was The Guardian President because he had the most vetoes of all the Presidents. I then asked if any Presidents were called The Guardian President and it said that no presidents had ever been given that nickname.

Probably needs more work.

{Sniff.} If only he’d lived to see this day.

I guess five hours was long enough for a SWAT team to hold his owners at gunpoint, but at least they didn’t go through Peanut’s underwear drawer. Only feds can do that.

Dudes sitting texting with their friends on a cellphone.

BYOB.

Nolte: Georgetown Students Offered Post-Election Legos and Cocoa in ‘Self-Care Suite‘
Breitbart | 11/05/2024 | John Nolte

Students at Georgetown University’s McCourt School of Public Policy will have access to Legos, cocoa, and coloring books in a post-Election Day “Self-Care Suite.”

“In an email to McCourt students,” reports the Free Press, “Jaclyn Clevenger, the school’s director of student engagement, introduced the school’s post-election ‘Self-Care Suite.’”

“In recognition of these stressful times,” she adds, “all McCourt community members are welcome to gather. . . in the 3rd floor Commons to take a much-needed break, joining us for mindfulness activities and snacks throughout the day.”

These are adults we’re talking about, right?

Apart from holding a wake for Peanut the squirrel, there’s not much to hash over today that isn’t being hashed and re-hashed in every conceivable way. And Walz is dumb.

Elections office addresses printing error found on some Shasta County ballots
krcr | Wed, October 30th 2024 | Miranda Angel

REDDING, Calif. — The Shasta County Elections Office says it found a print issue on some ballots that is impacting the ability to efficiently process ballots. …

The error stems from an issue with ink overspray on some ballots which prevents election equipment from processing them, according to the Elections Office. They say it’s not visible to the naked eye and did not come up during pre-election testing.

“Trust us. We can see the problem; you can’t. We can fix it.”

1. Get people to fill in the ballots.
2. Declare them unreadable, due to some invisible error.
3. “Adjudicate” them by hand.
4. Then delete the image of the original, because of course it was tainted.

Hey, don’t blame me. It’s Science!

After Federal Judge Rules That States Cannot Remove Non-Citizens From Voting Rolls After 90 Days Before Election

“We Vote On-Kamara!”

Federal judge orders Virginia to halt voter removal program, put people back on voter rolls
8News | 10/25/24

ALEXANDRIA, Va. (WRIC) – A federal judge has ordered Virginia to put people back on the state’s voter rolls after they were removed under a state program that the Justice Department and advocates claim illegally took them off too close to the election.

Lawsuits from the Justice Department and advocacy groups allege that part of an executive order from Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin systematically removes alleged noncitizens from the rolls too soon to the Nov. 5 presidential election in violation of federal law.

The law — the National Voter Registration Act — requires Virginia and other states to stop systematically removing the names of ineligible voters from the rolls within 90 days of the election, known as a “quiet period” …