Feeling even worse this morning, so I’m going to rest up this day and hopefully recover. That means I’ll have that essay and In My World™ sometime later… hopefully by tomorrow.
Still, I made this illustrations about how an upgrade to S.M.I.T.E. good be advantageous.

Hopefully that will have to be enough to get for funding.

First! I love it Frank, esp. with Dubya shooting off his pistols.
I feel (like) ya, Frank. Stupid fever! You’ll grab my free time from my cold, dead hands!
(what is that stupid laughter supposed to mean?)
But the environmental damage from all those Moore chunks… It will be freaking game over for the environment. Polluted for decades or centuries.
Ugh! The smell of scorched pork!
im waiting of a reponce from michael moore-ons “you’re fired” letter to dubya…
“I know it’s gotta be rough for you right now. Hey, we’ve all been there. “You’re fired” are two horrible words when put together in that order.”
happy days are here again 😀
shooting is fun!!
funny as always
Yuck, what are we gonna do with all the Michael Moore chunks everywhere??
I know it’s just a cartoon, and sometimes you have to suspend your disbelief and all that, but I just can’t buy this one. I don’t see any power cables running from Hoover Dam up to the sattelite and there’s not another power source that would be adequate. So what I’m saying is that even though this SMITE thing has the capability to wipe out a large building like one of Saddam’s palaces, or 30 Rock, it would only leave a small flesh wound on el mucho greasemonkey.
Great job Frank! The election was a great vindication that Bush was always the legitimate winner in 2002. Now on to work for the greater good and to bring freedom to all peace loving people. I was extremely proud to note that I live in the only county in Connecticut that went for Bush!
Anybody else notice the strange resemblence of Micheal Moore and the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man?
Charles.
Mr. J,
We find it offensive that in your cartoon you made it clear that the liberal specimen you killed suffered before finally dying.
This is tasteless. I am sure your readers would have found your artwork equally funny if the poor, knuckledragging, retarded, globulous, liberal slob had been killed instantly rather than tortured.
Please excercise more decency in future cartoons relating to the slaughter of these poor animals. Though they are easy to make fun of, and make their silly “bluhdferoil” mating calls all the time, they are just dumb animals and deserve better than torture. Please make sure future cartoons show a little more sensitivity for these poor, stupid, slow, fat, lazy and hopeless ceatures. It is only a matter of time before they are eliminated through natural selection anyway.
Thank you.
My favorite part: Pop! heh heh heh … Oh, and, “Yee Haw!”
Heyyyyyyy…call me stooopid, but I don’t think that was really from PETA.
Ew….Michael Moore chunks everywhere. What haz-mat team wants to get the job of cleaning that up?
Actually Charles,
I thought Frank’s rendering of Moore looked disturbingly like Strong Sad from http://www.homestarrunner.com...
Thanks, Frank, that was a thing of beauty 🙂
Very good, Frank!
I’ve been saying for months that the SMITE doesn’t have enough power.
MORE POWER!!!!!
If the SMITE had to go to Back-up Micro-Waves to blow up Michael Moore. Very nicely, I might add!
How are we to strike fear in a squad of rabid Ninja Monkey Splodeydopes?
More purple Gummi-Bears and Crunchy Chee-Tos!!!!
Jack.
Ahahah! the first picture reminds me of this one. Even in “homemade” videos, Bush kicks little Edwards’ass!
Sticky B,
The power source is clearly shown in the diagram. Environmentally friendly nuclear weapons are often detonated on the Moon and the Still The Moon. This energy is beamed through electromagic waves to the SMITE. Electromagic waves are invisible and thus not shown.
Evidently, there is technology out there that I’ve not been made aware of. I better get a call in to Condi immedietly and request a briefing.
EWW! Michael Morre Chunks… that’s gonna leave a stain!
BANG BANG BANG Yeah, baby! Yeah!
his chunks filled with pizza and pig fat could feed the entire third world…see liberals DO really care.
To do that much power it must have an anti-matter power source
hmmm, I see moore had a strange warm feeling-I think he may have peed his pants before he popped.
“Looks like that there machine got him hotter than a fat girl on prom night” Dan says.
“I reckon Michael Moore would put mayonnaise on a bufferin” Dan says.
“You know, he’s bigger than a Texas BBQ, (which is where I’m from.)” Dan says
Wouldn’t politically correct be holding his “9’s” upside down with them blasthing “bling bling”
I do like the rain gutter on his hat though.
Kudos, FrankJ! You’ve unwittingly solved the problem of where sufficient pig fat can be gathered to lubricate any ammo used to quell terrorists. Now the four-legged version of the porcine family can rest easy. bwahahahaha
As far as the chunk factor goes, that’s easily understood. One piece per terrorist when planted. That’ll clean up the mess, and ensure that those who think terrorism will be rewarded get their “just desserts”. Poetic justice! Ya gotta love it.
you might be able to get funding if you drew a cartoon of the space laser setting off a volcano:
http://www.nationalreview.com/thecorner/04_11_04_corner-archive.asp#045276
as septics would say, “u r a tard, frank”.
Anonymous trolls are ‘tards.
The new term is “farktard”. wink
Septics, HA! he said septics…
Like, septic tanks? I didn’t think they say anything … they just kinda sit there and hold poop.
septics?
so i guess that troll was full of sh*t
Hey I invented “f***tard” years ago. It’s my favorite right before “f***wad”. 😀
Great art. Can I print it out and put it on my fridge?
Awesome SMITING.
Moore blowing up reminds me of that time they tried to blow up the beached whale in Oregon.
giggles
That is GREAT, Frank! Esp. with the pistols and cowboy hat!
And let’s not forget Moore’s girlish scream, either…