I watched the new McCain ad where he compares Obama to airhead celebimbos Paris Hilton & Britney Spears.
It’s not the GREATEST thing on the web, but he should get some credit for his newfound mastery of modern technology, since it’s in color AND a talkie.
Anyway, while watching this, it occurred to me that the secret of undeserved popularity appears to be having a catchphrase.
Britney’s got “Oops, I did it again.”
Paris has “That’s hot.”
Obama’s latched on to “Yes we can” (or “Vero Possumus” when he’s trying to lock in the Ancient Roman vote).
What’s McCain got?
Nothing.
If he’s going to save this country from the Tofu Brownie he’s going to need something snappy & memorable, and thus I attempt to do my part:
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- Bomb it ’til it stops twitching!
- Older than you, and smarter, too.
- You call that torture?
- I did your blue-haired granny.
- I’m the Maverick, he’s the gelding.
- I eat terrorists and crap freedom.
- Get offa my lawn!
- I married rich, he married bitch.
- Have another cigarette, raghead.
- I’ll negotiate unconditionally after they’ve surrendered the same way.
- I’d drill that.
Please chime in, or the terrorists win.
Again with the superior funny! Frank, you write best as Harvey!
The last two are gold. They should be submitted right away. Least likely to get “denounced”…
LOL hallarious article, first visit to this site
I kinda like it here, I will be coming back soon
wow, McCain isnt the same candidate as he was in 2000
I think everyone thought they were getting 2000 McCain,
Instead we got a much more confused and cranky McCain.
Did you seem him knock the stuff off the shelf in the grocery
store., Or him blowing up on the reporter. His Campaign has
become a punch line. You can see both mentioned train wrecks
at http://www.mccanes.com I am torn, do I vote for Obama,
who I dont think is really the change that he claims, and the
change he is going to bring might be for the worse. He is sooo
arrogent too. Bush was very arrogent. I think weve learned our
lesson for voting for someone who wont admit when they are
wrong. Stay the course is a scary Motto. I dont want that any
more. Obama is a bit scary. OH, did you see the video of
Obama losing his temper., I had never saw that before. They
have that video of http://www.TheObamaPlan.com
These are lame, but I can’t help it:
* Me? A temper? Kiss my ass.
* It Depends on what the meaning of Depends is.
* Why don’t conservatives love me?
* My friends…
* I want to be the ‘Economics President.’
* My friends…
* My friends…
* My friends…
* I won’t distance myself from across the aisle.
* I love Nancy Pelosi.
* And Hillary Clinton.
* My friends…
*Raaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh
You know, like a dinosaur, cause he is old. No? Okay, I’ll shut up.
I want my President to say something to bring the people in line. I want a president that strikes fear in the hearts of foreigners and Americans alike. He needs to break out his old clothes from his days as a Senator in the Roman Empire. and start every speech with “I AM McCAIN! LOOK UPON ME YE MORTALS AND DISPAIR!”
Build your own f-ing fence!
over steepled fingers Excellent.
With my new Hoveround, I can go anywhere; the Grand Canyon or even the White House!
I promise that whomever I nominate for VP, I will only refer to them as “Goose”.
Vote for me or you’re a bigot and hate veterans!
omg … I vote for Marko’s first one (#6).
I also kind of liked “Get offa my lawn,” but it is too easily neutralized with a simple, “But Senor, I’m the landscaper.”
LMAO @ #10.
McCain: The Devil You Know
I don’t know about his campaign slogans, but I think this would make a great ending to his concession speech should he lose, “…And I would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling Conservatives.” :oD
Lesser evil, but still kind of evil!
“I hate conservatives more than Hillary does”
“Screw the base”
“The base has a screw loose.”
How about:
“Who’s the better first lady, a skanky, shrill, America-hating attorney or a hot beer distributorship owner?!”
Bitter butter makes better batter bitter.
Better butter makes bitter batter better.
We need better butter for VP ’cause the batter is definitely bitter.
This rumor about Liebermann as McCain’s VP is just unbelievable.
How about:
I’ve forgotten more than you will ever know!!!
It works for me!!!
“Old age and treachery beats youth and skill every time.”
At least that’s what comes to mind when I see that pic of McCain.
I’ve spent more time in the bathroom then he has in the Senate.
*What are you looking at, gringo?
*Who else loves prunes?
*I’m the Republican candidate. No, seriously, I am!
*First Amendment? What’s that?
“My wife is a beer distributor so free beer from now on for the White House tour, Woo-Hoo!”
“You wanna look at that bug eyed commie bitch Obama married or my blonde hotie wife for the next 4 years?”
“Snap into a Slim Jim!”
Lets step from border security and instead talk bitter security.
“Age before beauty. Business before pleasure. McCain before… Crap!”
I’ll treat Iran even worse than I do my base
or
It’s better to be feared than loved, ya stupid hippies
“Who needs charisma?”
My colon polyps have spent more time in the Senate than that whippersnapper has.
“I eat terrorists and crap freedom.” I laughed my ass off at that. Funniest one until #20 Policyhawk: “I’ve spent more time in the bathroom then he has in the Senate.”
Now that’s funny.
I promise that whomever I nominate for VP, I will only refer to them as “Goose”.
#7 – Posted by: G Fresh on July 31, 2008 11:29 AM
And he won’t call him VP. He will call him his RIO.
” We came, we saw, we stuck to our bitter guns”
McCain has ALWAYS had a catchphrase:
“I agree with Ted”
I didn’t write this one, “Get drunk and vote for McCain”. http://getdrunkandvote4mccain.com/
I especially liked Jimmy’s, “Me? A temper? Kiss my ass.” It’s like he was channelling the old and angry pirate guy in the picture. How about, “Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum”? Add some punctuation and it could be a Ludacris lyric (http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/07/30/politics/horserace/entry4307796.shtml?source=search_story). BHO has the nicest friends.
“Ragheads: Nuke ’em ’til they glow, then shoot ’em in the dark”
Funny, that. But how long before they stop glowing after you shoot ’em, Thor?
“I have never microwaved a cat.” -John McCain
“We can’t wait for Israel.” (oooooh – that would start a ruckus!)
“I am NOT clumsy; The Forrestal was an accident.”
“Draft Obama – send him to Afghanistan.”
“How to win friends and influence people by pissing off Conservatives.”
“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry. Why don’t you Conservatives like me?! I’m NOT ANGRY!!!!”
“My friends, you are my friends.”
“Kick ass and take names. Nah, skip the last part.”
LMAO- I really like this site- Just found it in a freak accident the other day!
My #1 Fav is “have another cigarette, raghead.”
My contributions:
1. “I SAW Moses part the Red Sea.”
2. MCCAIN: The most liberal conservative you’ll ever meet.”
3. Because, my wife’s hotter than your wife.”
4. Shoot first, ask for congress’ permission later.
And this one,(which by Obama’s rules is not playing the race card.)
5. MCCAIN: the other white meat!
how about:
McCain – I’ve had temper tantrums that lasted longer than Obama’s been in the Senate.
Meddlin’ kids!
Obama, I knew the Prophet Mohammed. He was a friend of mine. Obama, you’re no Mohammed.
However, you sure look like one of his followers.
On a more serious note, one I came up with as a serious catch phrase was
“Tried, tested, and not found wanting”
Did I mention he’s white?
“Linebacker III you SOB’s!”
“Linebacker III you SOB’s!”
“John McCain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”
Rush suggested one today:
“We can’t inflate our way out of this!”
I killed the dinosaurs. One at a time. By f**king them!
My stool may be runny, but my honey brings home the money.
As Neo might say “What if I told you John McCain’s widow supported Joe Bide for president?