Daffy Demands “Hoo-Hoo” To Enter Women’s Bathroom
Yosemite Trump: Melania Examined by FBI in New Shorts
Straight Line of the Day: If British Infrastructure Were To Collapse …
Russian state television: “All it takes is three missiles and British civilization will collapse.”
beholdisraelchannel | 19 Nov 2024 | Amir Tsarfati TelegranRussian state television showed the countries in Europe that will be hit by nuclear weapons if the war intensifies:
“All it takes is three missiles and British civilization will collapse.”
They Didn’t Tell Me Exactly Why They Wanted Me To Wear a Monitor While Swimming, So I Said “What the Heck?”
Cartoons and Memes
“Hello Miss Cruz, thank you for subbing in for Miss Welch today, do you have something special for us?”
“Yes sir, we have a winners contest for this week. 10 of our previous winners are competing. Where is Miss Welch anyway?”
“She is on special duty.”
“Doing what?”
“I’ll think of something.”
Winner
This week
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Swiped Off the Internet: A Good Sign
See the full interactive map from Newsweek: https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2024/11/politics/vote-shift-trump-election-dg/
Artificial Intelligence Beta Male Ready for Beta Testing
Hi! I am AI (Artificial Intelligence) Beta Male.
I vote exclusively for Democrats, although I don’t exist in the real world.
That Tim Walz really showed us how to use a shotgun, didn’t he?
Am I going too fast for you knuckle-draggers? I will slow down like the economy should. And global warming. Peace to Palestine!
To counter the popular trope “MAGA,” I have my own: “GIGO.” A trope of four letters. The other ones applied to me I cannot reprint. Well, I am off now to vote for the 2026 midterms.
Men: Men Are Embarrassingly Simple.
FBI Gives Trump Top-Secret Briefing on National Security at Mar-a-Lago, Arrests Him for Having Top-Secret National Security Briefing Materials at Mar-a-Lago
Straight Line of the Day: Dear IMAO: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me …
Welcome to the IMAO Satellite of Like. What Are You Firing At? What Are Those Sticky Notes NASA Left Outside? Who Opened the Windows?
Bond Girlathon : 11/13/2024 Results : New matches 11/20/2024
So first round matches are now finished. Everyone will play each other. We now move on to the next set of matches. Time marches on.
Results
| Lea Seydoux | No Preference | Tonia Sotiropoulou |
|---|---|---|
| 91 | 2 | 53 |
| Ana de Armas | No Preference | Monica Belluci |
|---|---|---|
| 98 | 1 | 85 |
11/20/2024
Catherine Schell (Nancy) vs Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo)
| Contestant | Record | Total Score |
|---|---|---|
| Catherine Schell | 0 – 1 – 0 | 84 – 2 – 268 |
Actress: Catherine Schell Nationality: Hungarian Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Score |
|---|---|---|
| Diana Rigg | 1 – 0 – 0 | 349 – 0 – 28 |
Actress: Diana Rigg Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.
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11/20/2024
Jane Seymour (Solitaire) vs Anegla Scoular (Ruby Bartlett)
| Contestant | Record | Total Score |
|---|---|---|
| Jane Seymour | 1 – 0 – 0 | 268 – 2 – 84 |
Actress: Jane Seymour Nationality: English Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Solitaire was a psychic tarot card reader working for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She predicted the movements of James Bond and other men who posed a threat to their operations. Solitaire was practically imprisoned by Kananga as he knew that, like her mother, she would lose her psychic gift if she were to make love. When first meeting Bond, Solitaire drew the lovers card, predicting the fate of her and Bond. Indeed, Solitaire soon lost her powers, and became a target of Kananga’s wrath.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Score |
|---|---|---|
| Angela Scoular | 0 – 1 – 0 | 28 – 0 – 349 |
Angela Scoular Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Ruby Bartlett was one of the “angels of death” at Blofeld’s swiss clinic. She had been brought there to cure a chicken allergy, but was in fact being hypnotized by Blofeld as part of a plot to spread a crop virus around the country. When she first met Bond, disguised as Sir Hillary Bray, she discreetly wrote her room number in lipstick on his thigh, so that he could meet her later that night.
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Gee, Ya Think?
Dem Sen. Murphy: ‘We Became Very Intolerant’ of People Who Differ on Cultural Issues, Guns, Climate
Breitbart | 11/14/2024 | Ian HanchettOn Wednesday’s broadcast of MSNBC’s “All In,” Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) stated that the Democratic Party “became very intolerant, very judgmental of people who thought differently than us on social and cultural issues and other tough subjects like guns and climate.”
[And correcting that?]
“That’s a difficult thing for the Democratic Party to do, because we have applied a lot of litmus tests over the years. But those litmus tests have added up to a party that is pretty exclusionary, and is shrinking, not growing.”
Not Bear News, Again
‘Bear’ wrecking luxury cars actually person in costume, insurance suspects arrested: US agency
straitstimes.com | Nov 14, 2024LOS ANGELES – Four people who allegedly had a person dressed as a bear damaging their own luxury cars in a bid to defraud insurance companies were arrested in the US state of California on Nov 13.
Suspicions were aroused when a claim was made for ripped seats and damaged doors on a luxury Rolls-Royce Ghost, an exclusive vehicle worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Claimants said a bear entered into the car when it was parked in Lake Arrowhead, a mountain spot outside Los Angeles, wreaking havoc on its interior.
To back up their claim, they provided photos of the damage as well as footage from a security camera, which they said showed the animal inside the vehicle.
But the company smelled a rat and contacted insurance fraud detectives.
“Upon further scrutiny of the video, the investigation determined the bear was actually a person in a bear costume,” said a release from the California Department of Insurance.
Nice try. Really.
Investigators then combed through records and found two other claims against different insurance companies alleging bear damage to different vehicles – a 2015 Mercedes G63 AMG and a 2022 Mercedes E350 – at the same spot.
Both claims had also been accompanied by video footage of the same “bear” rampaging around the vehicles.
“To further ensure it was not actually a bear in the video, the Department had a biologist from the California Department of Fish and Wildlife review the three alleged bear videos and they also opined it was clearly a human in a bear suit,” the statement, released on Nov 13, said.
“After executing a search warrant, detectives found the bear costume in the suspects’ home.”
Ruben Tamrazian, 26, Ararat Chirkinian, 39, Vahe Muradkhanyan, 32, and Alfiya Zuckerman, 39, have all been charged with insurance fraud and conspiracy over the claims, which were worth more than US$140,000.
Straight Line of the Day: What Do You Mean, You Left Your Heart in San Francisco?
To Everything, Intern, Intern, Intern, There Is a Season
