Welcome to IMAO! To Reiterate: No Blasting of Rap Music in Residential Areas
Babsleaga Group AC : Week 1 : Judith Light vs Elizabeth Berkley
Babesleaga Group AB : Final Results and Standings
Despite some technical difficulties our latest group has finished and we have our winner.
Congratulations to Selena Gomez on a well earned 7 and 0 record.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Selena Gomez | 7 – 0 – 0 | 596 | 85.14 | 153 | 85.14-21.85 |
| Camila Cabello | 6 – 1 – 0 | 543 | 77.57 | 179 | 77.57-25.57 |
| Taylor Swift | 5 – 2 – 0 | 479 | 68.42 | 280 | 68.42-40.00 |
| Billie Eilish | 4 – 3 – 0 | 370 | 52.85 | 340 | 52.85-48.57 |
| Iggy Azalea | 2 – 4 – 1 | 316 | 45.14 | 366 | 45.14-52.28 |
| Miley Cyrus | 2 – 4 – 1 | 308 | 44.00 | 395 | 44.00-56.42 |
| Doja Cat | 1 – 6 – 0 | 140 | 20.00 | 500 | 20.00-71.42 |
| Megan Thee Stallion | 0 – 7 – 0 | 76 | 10.85 | 593 | 10.85-84.71 |
New, Group AC for all you guys of a certain age. You know who you are.
Week 1
- 10:00 am Judith Light vs Elizabeth Berkley
- 2:00 pm Judy Landers vs Valerie Bertinelli
- 6:00 pm Marilu Henner vs Suzanne Somers
- 8:00 pm Meredith Baxter vs Nancy McKeon
I Am Not a Bot. I Am in Yoor House
Please enable yoor camera is you are a hot woman undressing, but please not if you are a typical IMAO male.
On second thought, what good would that do me? Please come to my house if you are a hot woman undressing. But save it till you get here. Again, would not be of benefit to me if you undressed on the way. Possibly dangerous, too, if you drive a stick. Are panty hose still a thing? I can foresee problems with the brake pedal.
It’s Saturday. I’m Working on a Screenplay. A Serious Screenplay
All I have so far is the intro. Need a little help with the second verse.
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Come and listen to my story ’bout a man named Oppo
From watching various movies, he believed there was a babe Gestapo
And then one day he was shootin’ for some feud
And up through his mind came a Babe-ylon crude:
“Vile, that is.
Mmm. Back bacon.
Texas toast.”
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Welcome to IMAO! A TwoFer
One Ounce of Secret Service. Pound of LGBTQ etc. Pinch of Disney Characters. Put in Blender; Mix Well
Secret Service seeks attendees for LGBTQ summit at Disney World as campaign season heats up
Washington Times | September 4, 2024 | Victor MortonThe Secret Service failed to protect former President Donald Trump and the embattled agency will be taxed to the limit by the peak of presidential-campaign season.
But it will be well-represented at an LGBTQ summit at Disney World.
Reporter Susan Crabtree of RealClear Politics posted Wednesday on social media an agency-wide email from the Service’s DEI office that solicited people to attend the “Out and Equal” Workplace Summit at the Orlando, Florida, theme park.
- Who will protect them?
2. Is it possible that their budget is just a teensy bit too ample?
Soap
Welcome to Speed Dating at IMAO! — Alternate Title: If You Can Get All Four To Agree “He Seems Nice,” You’re In
Oppo Coyly Approaches Mika Off-Camera
Quite Frankly, I Think You Should Take a Sedative and Cease Worrying About the Direction in Which the Country’s Going
Today’s Puzzle
You’re at a river. You want to cross it in a canoe, which is only big enough for you and one other item. On this side of the river you have a fox, a chicken, and a bushel of corn. You want to get them all to the other side.
A: What the hell is wrong with you? You don’t have anything better to do?
A: Get another canoe. Duh.
A: Why do you have a fox, a chicken, and a bushel of corn?
Straight Line of the Day: Do You Have Climate Grief? How Do You Deal With It?
Welcome to IMAO! Debut of My New Spy Character: “Boinkers. James Boinkers.”
