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Straight Line of the Day: Mamdani Wants To Spend $70m on Feasibility Study for Free Groceries. Any Ideas From the Bargain Box?
NYC’s socialist mayor wants to spend $70m just to study whether Big Apple should open government-run grocery stores
daily mail | 25 February 2026 | Will Potter
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 2/25/2026 : New Matches for 3/4/2026
I’m afraid I have to come clean with everyone. I somehow have 3 contestants with an odd number of matches played. Been trying to find where it all went sideways but have been unsuccessful so far. I suppose it will out come out in the end. Until then, we soldier on.
Results from 2/25/2026
| Tonia Sotiropoulou | No Preference | Berenice Marlohe |
|---|---|---|
| 118 | 1 | 62 |
| Gemma Arterton | No Preference | Lea Seydoux |
|---|---|---|
| 110 | 1 | 81 |
New Matches for 3/4/2026
Match 1
(2) Diana Rigg (Teresa di Vicenzo) vs (11) Madelaine Smith (Miss Caruso)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (2) Diana Rigg | 6 – 0 – 0 | 1224 – 7 – 271 |
Actress: Diana Rigg Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo was the most important girl in Bond’s life, becoming Mrs Tracy Bond by the end of the film. Starting out troubled and suicidal, Tracy was rescued by Bond, who gradually fell in love with her. At their wedding, Bond vowed that they would have all the time in the world together. In a tragic twist of irony, Tracy was assassinated by Ernst Stavro Blofeld as the pair were stopped at a roadside to remove the flowers from their car.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (11) Madelaine Smith | 5 – 2 – 0 | 950 – 5 – 553 |
Actress: Madeline Smith Nationality: English Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Miss Caruso was an agent of the Italian Secret Service. She was asleep with Bond at his home when, just before 6am, the doorbell rang. Bond answered the door to find M, who announced an urgent mission. He also casually mentioned that the Italian’s were complaining about their missing agent, Miss Caruso. In a scene lit with humour, Bond continually distracts M to avoid him finding Caruso, with a little help from Miss Moneypenny, who had accompanied M.
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Match 2
(7) Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight) vs Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver)
| Contesstant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (7) Britt Ekland | 6 – 1 – 0 | 1273 – 9 – 325 |
Actress: Britt Ekland Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Synopsis:
Mary Goodnight was Bond’s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | 1 – 5 – 0 | 177 – 21 – 1048 |
Actress: Gloria Hendry Nationality: American Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.
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Babesleaga Group AK : Week 6 : Victoria Justice vs Zendaya
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Victoria Justice vs Zendaya
Victoria Justice (2-3-0 Pts. 175 Avg. 35.00)
- Week 1 Defeated Hailee Steinfeld 63-33
- Week 2 Lost to Alexandra Daddario 32-52
- Week 3 Lost to Minka Kelly 19-69
- Week 4 Defeated Lily Collins 49-45
- Week 5 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 12-88
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Zendaya (0-5-0 Pts. 110 Avg. 22.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Minka Kelly 12-93
- Week 2 Lost to Hailee Steinfeld 26-58
- Week 3 Lost to Lily Collins 22-68
- Week 4 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 10-101
- Week 5 Lost to Sabrina Carpenter 40-46
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Babesleaga Group AK : Week 6 : Lily Collins vs Sabrina Carpenter
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Lily Collins vs Sabrina Capenter
Lily Collins (1-4-0 Pts. 178 Avg. 35.60)
- Week 1 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 16-88
- Week 2 Lost to Minka Kelly 20-65
- Week 3 Defeated Zendaya 68-22
- Week 4 Lost to Victoria Justice 45-49
- Week 5 Lost to Alexandra Daddario 29-60
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Sabrina Carpenter (2-3-0 Pts. 158 Avg. 31.60)
- Week 1 Lost to Alexandra Daddario 25-72
- Week 2 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 15-80
- Week 3 Defeated Hailee Steinfeld 47-43
- Week 4 Lost to Minka Kelly 25-61
- Week 5 Defeated Zendaya 46-40
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Babesleaga Grooup AK : Week 6 : Hailee Steinfeld vs Sydney Sweeney
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Hailee Steinfeld vs Sydney Sweeney
Hailee Steinfeld (1-4-0 Pts. 176 Avg. 35.20)
- Week 1 Lost to Victoria Justice 33-63
- Week 2 Defeated Zendaya 58-26
- Week 3 Lost to Sabrina Carpenter 43-47
- Week 4 Lost to Alexandra Daddario 22-58
- Week 5 Lost to Minkla Kelly 20-66
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Sydney Sweeney (5-0-0 Pts. 431 Avg. 86.20)
- Week 1 Defeated Lily Collins 88-16
- Week 2 Defeated Sabrina Carpenter 80-15
- Week 3 Defeated Alexandra Daddario 75-26
- Wek 4 Defeated Zendaya 101-10
- Week 5 Defeated Victoria Justice 88.12
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Babesleaga Group AK : Week 6 : Alexandra Daddario vs Minka Kelly
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Alexandra Daddario vs Minka Kelly
Alexandra Daddario (4-1-0 Pts. 268 Avg. 53.60)
- Week 1 Defeated Sabrina Carpenter 72-25
- Week 2 Defeated Victoria Justice 52-32
- Week 3 Lost to Sydney Sweeney 26-75
- Week 4 Defeated Hailee Steinfeld 58-22
- Week 5 Defeated Lily Collins 60-29
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Minka Kelly (5-0-0 Pts. 354 Avg. 70.60)
- Week 1 Defeated Zendaya 93-12
- Week 2 Defeated Lily Collins 65-20
- Week 3 Defeated Victoria Justice 68-19
- Week 4 Defeated Sabrina Carpenter 61-25
- Week 5 Defeated Hailee Steinfeld 66-20
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Babesleaga Group AK : Week 5 : Results and Standings
Coming down the stretch and it is still an open question on who will prevail.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sydney Sweeney | 5 – 0 – 0 | 431 | 86.20 | 79 | 86.20 – 15.80 |
| Minka Kelly | 5 – 0 – 0 | 354 | 70.80 | 96 | 70.80 – 19.20 |
| Alexandra Daddario | 4 – 1 – 0 | 268 | 53.60 | 183 | 53.60 – 36.60 |
| Victoria Justice | 2 – 3 – 0 | 175 | 35.00 | 287 | 35.00 – 57.40 |
| Sabrina Carpenter | 2 – 3 – 0 | 158 | 31.60 | 296 | 31.60 – 59.20 |
| Lily Collins | 1 – 4 – 0 | 178 | 35.60 | 284 | 35.60 – 56.80 |
| Hailee Steinfeld | 1 – 4 – 0 | 176 | 35.20 | 260 | 35.20 – 52.00 |
| Zendaya | 0 – 5 – 0 | 110 | 22.00 | 366 | 22.00 – 73.20 |
Week 6
- 10:00 am Alexandra Daddario vs Minka Kelly
- 2:00 pm Hailee Steinfeld vs Sydney Sweeney
- 6:00 pm Lily Collins vs Sabrina Carpenter
- 8:00 pm Victoria Justice vs Zendaya
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