Average Day for Interns

Interns are colloquially known as Love Burglars.

And they are often overheard to say things along the lines of . . .

“Oppo was my only [fill in the blank] … “

“But mine, too!”

Gun beats hairbrush every time.

“Anyone from IMAO going from New York to Miami?”

It may be my imagination, but interns seem to be getting more and more hard-boiled..

For instance: the latest employee yearbook:


 

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 11/5/2025 : New Matches for 11/12/2025

Just a fortnight til Thanksgiving. Think about it.

Results from 11/5/2025

Maryam d’AboNo PreferenceOlga Bisera
125566

Lois ChilesNo PreferenceKell Tyler
139357

New matches for 11/12/2025

Match 1

(13) Carey Lowell (Pam Bouvier) vs Corinne Clery (Corinne Dufour)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(13) Carey Lowell3 – 2 – 0747 – 8 – 496
Pam Bouvier

Actress:Carey Lowell
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Licence to Kill (1989)

Synopsis:

Pam Bouvier was a CIA freelancer pilot, and an informant against drug baron Franz Sanchez. Bond found her name on an informant list along with the time and place of her next meeting. He met her at a bar and escaped with her after Sanchez’s henchman Dario showed up. Pam then flew Bond to Isthmus City to find Sanchez, and became his executive secretary as a cover.

Carey Lowell

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Corinne Clery3 – 2 – 0456 -4 – 349

Corinne Dufour

Actress:Corinne Cléry
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

Corinne Dufour was Hugo Drax’s personal assistant and pilot. She flew Bond over Drax’s estate, giving him a guided tour of the Moonraker complex and flying him to meet Drax. After spending the night with Bond, Corinne revealed the location of Drax’s safe, where Bond photographed secret documents. Drax discovered this, and Corinne was killed by Drax’s vicious pack of dogs.

Corinne Clery

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Match 2

Emily Bolton (Manuela) vs Talisa Soto (Lupe Lamora)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Emily Bolton1 – 4 – 0207 – 14 – 623
Manuela

Actress:Emily Bolton
Nationality:Aruban
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

Manuela was an agent working for station VH. She tailed Bond after he left the airport in Reo, and by the time he got to his hotel, she was making him a vodka Martini at the mini bar in his suite. Manuela helped Bond find one of Hugo Drax’s warehouses, but she proved to be a burden as she was almost killed by assassin Jaws.

Emily Bolton

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Talisa Soto1 – 4 – 0398 – 15 – 725
Lupe Lamora

Actress:Talisa Soto
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Licence to Kill (1989)

Synopsis:

Lupe Lamora was the mistress of drug baron Franz Sanchez. Lupe frequently slept around, and Sanchez went to deal with one of her lovers in Florida, getting himself arrested by the DEA in the process. Bond met Lupe unintentionally when trying to kill someone aboard her boat. They met again at a casino, and Bond forced Lupe into taking him upstairs to meet Sanchez. Although Lupe was a love interest, Bond left her at the end of film to be with Pam Bouvier.

Talisa Soto

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Dope!

… You can certainly get a job at IMAO. We don’t even pretend to write anything on our interview papers.

But your fingers shouldn’t be weird.

These are all true facts.

Willya get those text boxes out of the way?

“Yeah, Ma? So, I got the IMAO job! Yay! No. No problem. Barely an inconvenience.”

.

“W-wait — that means I didn’t get it?”

{Oppo, in mirror, where he likes to be}: “Sorry, Doll-face; you just didn’t have plenty-enough moxie. And you’re no MaryAnn. Now scram!”


 


 

Babesleaga Group AI : Week 7 : Catherine Deneuve vs Bernadette Peters

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Catherine Deneuve vs Bernadette Peters

Catherine Deneuve (4-2-0 Pts. 306 Avg. 51.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Jayne Mansfield 53-61
  • Week 2 Defeated Virginia Madsen 55-49
  • Week 3 Lost to Ann-Margaret 27-79
  • Week 4 Defeated Julie Newmar 59-49
  • Week 5 Defeated Joan Collins 57-25
  • Week 6 Defeated Donna Douglas 55-50

VS

Bernadette Peters (2-4-0 Pts. 269 Avg. 44.83)

  • Week 1 Defeated Joan Collins 74-32
  • Week 2 Lost to Donna Douglas 46-59
  • Week 3 Lost to Julie Newmar 52-62
  • Week 4 Defeated Virginia Madsen 61-56
  • Week 5 Lost to Ann-Margaret 10-73
  • Week 6 Lost to Jayne Mansfield 26-64

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Babesleaga Group AI : Week 7 : Julie Newmar vs Jayne Mansfield

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Julie Newmar vs Jayne Mansfield

Julie Newmar (2-4-0 Pts. 276 Avg. 46.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ann-Margaret 22-80
  • Week 2 Defeated Joan Collins 65-34
  • Week 3 Defeated Bernadette Peters 62-52
  • Week 4 Lost to Catherine Deneuve 49-59
  • Week 5 Lost to Donna Douglas 34-48
  • Week 6 Lost to Virginia Madsen 39-50

VS

Jayne Mansfield (5-1-0 Pts. 347 Avg. 57.83)

  • Week 1 Defeated Catherine Deneuve 61-53
  • Week 2 Lost to Ann-Margaret 29-78
  • Week 3 Defeated Donna Douglas 59-54
  • Week 4 Defeated Joan Collins 77-35
  • Week 5 Defeated Virginia Madsen 56-32
  • Week 6 Defeated Bernadette Peters 64-26

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Babesleaga Group AI : Week 7 : Virginia Madsen vs Ann-Margaret

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Virginia Madsen vs Ann-Margaret

Virginia Madsen (2-4-0 Pts. 293 Avg. 48.83)

  • Week 1 Lost to Donna Douglas 50-63
  • Week 2 Lost to Catherine Deneuve 49-55
  • Week 3 Defeated Joan Collins 57-49
  • Week 4 Lost to Bernadette Peters 56-61
  • Week 5 Lost to Jayne Mansfield 32-56
  • Week 6 Defeated Julie Newmar 50-39

VS

Ann-Margaret (6-0-0 Pts. 483 Avg. 80.50)

  • Week 1 Defeated Julie Newmar 80-22
  • Week 2 Defeated Jayne Mansfield 78-29
  • Week 3 Defeated Catherine Deneuve 79-27
  • Week 4 Defeated Donna Douglas 84-27
  • Week 5 Defeated Bernadette Peters 73-10
  • Week 6 Defeated Joan Collins 89-9

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Straight Line of the Day: Why Is There a Diaper-Wearing Sheep on a High-Speed Train?

Diaper-wearing sheep takes a ride on high-speed passenger train
UPI | 11/5/25 | Ben Hooper

Nov. 5 (UPI) — A diaper-wearing sheep’s journey aboard a high-speed train in Poland is going viral after video was captured by a lawmaker who was not amused by the spectacle.

Mariusz Krystian, a member of parliament for the conservative Law and Justice Party, posted video he captured aboard a PKP Intercity train on the Pendolino line between the cities of Krakow and Warsaw.

The video shows a sheep, dressed in a diaper, walking through the train’s aisle in between seats.

“I am currently on a train to Warsaw. And I wonder, is this still a passenger train, or a cattle car,” Krystian wrote.

Krystian sharply criticized the sheep’s owner for the unconventional means of livestock transport, as well as the train service for allowing it.


 


 

Babesleaga Group AI : Week 7 : Joan Collins vs Donna Douglas

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Joan Collins vs Donna Douglas

Joan Collins (0-6-0 Pts. 173 Avg. 28.83)

  • Week 1 Lost to Bernadette Peters 32-74
  • Week 2 Lost to Julie Newmar 34-65
  • Week 3 Lost to Virginia Madsen 49-57
  • Week 4 Lost to Jayne Mansfield 77-35
  • Week 5 Lost to Catherine Deneuve 25-57
  • Week 6 Lost to Ann-Margaret 9-89

VS

Donna Douglas (3-3-0 Pts. 301 Avg. 50.17)

  • Week 1 Defeated Virginia Madsen 63-50
  • Week 2 Defeated Bernadette Peters 59-46
  • Week 3 Lost to Jayne Mansfield 54-59
  • Week 4 Lost to Ann-Margaret 27-84
  • Week 5 Defeated Julie Newmar 48-34
  • Week 6 Lost to Catherine Deneuve 50-55

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