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What do you call a portable version of Osama bin Laden’s hiding place?

Pocket-stan!

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  1. If only Bush had captured Bin Laden then Obama wouldn’t be able to sound smart. What actually is wrong with taking out Bin Laden inside Pakistan if we have actionable intelligence? Fire a missile in there and kill the guy. The fact that McCain would not do this is weird.

    [I’ll leave this concern troll comment since it’s at least vaguely on topic. -Ed.]

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  2. RightWingChief,

    Its not “weird”.

    Its common sense.

    You don’t just fire missiles into a country unless your prepared to go to war with them. We have no reason to want war with Pakistan. In fact, they have been helping on the war on terror.

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  3. When we pressure Pockystahn to do something about the Tahleybahn and AQ, the whine about how the mountainous regions are ruled by vicious warlords and are totally ungovernable, and that they have next to no troop presence or political influence there. Then these pak troops that are supposedly not there start shooting at our choppers. All the while beeching about our reluctance to upgrade the F-16s they bought from us.

    Piss on them. They don’t even have any oil, so we could bomb the snot outta them and it wouldn’t even effect my budget. But the trolls are already typing their “YOU CAN’T ATTACK A NUCLEAR POWER!!1!” replies – go ahead and save them for somebody who cares. Nukes are just dead weight unless they also have a viable delivery system. Some swarthy Urdu-speaking throwback on a horse with a dagger in his teeth, (slowly) dragging a bomb behind him on a wooden wagon isn’t viable. You Pocks don’t like our methods? Then give us the severed heads of all the AQ leadership and we’ll give you the cash reward just like we promised. But you better hurry, ‘cuz all that reward money won’t buy you @#$%^& after the Federal Reserve/Wall Street/Congress Triumvirate ruins our currency. Git while the gittin’s good.

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  4. “Some swarthy Urdu-speaking throwback on a horse with a dagger in his teeth, (slowly) dragging a bomb behind him on a wooden wagon isn’t viable.”

    That’s just funny.

    How did Obama put it last night? Something about being all over Pockystahn (I was nodding off at that point, I think). Give him one of those wooden wagons with a donkey out front, innominatus, and let him travel there. See how long he stays “viable.”

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  5. Jimmy,
    You’re right. The Messiah is supposed to ride a donkey. At least it worked when Jesus entered Jerusalem. He can ride into the tribal regions while his followers wave palm fronds and chant “Hosanna!” “Hopebama!”

    “I’ve come to meet with OBL for top-level diplomacy without preconditions!”

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  6. Yeah McCain’s right. let’s just Bin Laden continue to get away. You people are idiots and say anything if it supports McCain. Obama’s decision to annihilate the terrorists is the best answer. McCain is wrong. We must not let the terorists continue to get away like Bush has during eight years of calamity and incompetence.

    [It’s like mentally retarded computers are searching for keywords and posting comments. -Ed.]

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  7. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. (source unknown)

    That’s a math joke. There’s a prize for anyone who knows the answer to my gravatar.

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  8. Shall I toss the trolls a bone? The last thing we want to do is make Osama an Islamic martyr. I could go on but it’s Saturday, and trolls bore me.

    Feel free to edit this out if it’s too racy:
    What do they call a sex-change operation to turn a woman into a man?

    An addadictomy!

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  9. A lady went in to our local university hospital for a leg amputation for cancer.

    Due to a mix up, the wrong leg was removed.
    The doctor and staff sadly removed the cancerous leg after the error was discovered.

    Incredibly, when the woman and her family sued,
    the judge threw the case out !!!
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    She didn’t have a leg to stand on.

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  10. Boxer–
    That’s too funny–“Killing Bin Laden has always been the objective.” In the actual world of living human beings, of course, the objective has been protecting the free world from Islamofacism, not assassinating individuals. Not, of course, that Bush would have been praised for killing Osama if he had done so. No, he’d have been a horrible right-wing imperialist murderer in that case. Just the way they said he was when Saddam Hussein went town.

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  11. Jimmy Says:
    September 27th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    There’s a prize for anyone who knows the answer to my gravatar.

    I didn’t realize your gravatar was a question! HaaaaHaaaa! Sorry, excuse me.

    It’s either a cool pic of a sunset reflected in a lake, with the sky coloration possibly affected by a forest fire, or the idiot at Subway left your sandwich in the toaster too long.

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  12. 23. Kat Says:
    September 27th, 2008 at 11:07 pm

    Terrorist are still sending video tapes! Which means Bush hasn’t done anything about terrorism. What a failure…

    Now THAT is comedy. Best pun of the thread! Oh, I nearly wet myself. You are too much!

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  13. A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

    The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”

    The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

    The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”

    The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”

    The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings”

    The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

    The bartender states, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.”

    The bear says, “I’m NOT on drugs.”

    The bartender says, “You are now. That was a barb!tchyouate”.

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  14. Jimmy Says:
    September 27th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    There’s a prize for anyone who knows the answer to my gravatar.

    What kind of contest is that? Your gravatar IS the answer to your gravatar!! That’s what makes Euler’s number the beautiful thing that it is. You can integrate it with respect to “alpha” all day long and it’ll still be exp(alpha). I have to say I was quite impressed and pleased by the aesthetic appeal of your choice, as well as your commenting track record.

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  15. See, now that’s what I thought. People are seeing two different gravatars and I’m trying to figure out why, Capitalist_B sees the integral of epsilon to the alpha on a cyan background with a grid and innominatus sees a sunset over a harbor (a really strange one where I live, which is why I like it). Strange, you both win! Stay tuned for the prize. (now I’m in trouble).

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  16. Ah ha! It’s a browser cache issue. So here’s the remedy: if you want to see people’s latest gravatar creations (for the same e-mail address they’re using), you have to clear your browser’s cache and refresh the page. In Firefox, use the Tools Menu; Options: Cache Tab.

    (Bob, 42 is correct, of course.)

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  17. TiredOldMan,

    Stop, for just a minute, and try to use that blob you call a head. Your obviously so brainwashed that you cant think for yourself anymore. If this had been obama that made the statement that you can’t attack Pakistan to take out osama you would be agreeing 100%.

    I don’t care which candidate said what on this matter. Use some common sense. You can’t just attack Pakistan to take out what you think is a terrorist. They have cooperated with us on this conflict since 2001 and all you can think of is to follow what obama tells you to think?

    innominatus,

    Your just out of control and perhaps high on something. Your comments have no semblance of rational thought what-so-ever.

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  18. would fire in there if we could kill Al Qaeda’s top leaders. I think that’s common sense.

    Yeah, cuz it worked so well when Clinton, how did Bush put it?, oh yeah, shot a million dollar missile up a camel’s ass.

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  19. innominatus and Trish,

    Seriously, in an adult conversation, when a serious issue is addressed, your best response is to question the proper use of “your and you’re”?

    I’m sorry, but thats just so sad. That you couldn’t address the real conversation with intelligence is very sad but to “act as a fifth grader” is infantile.

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  20. dre – in an adult conversation, it’s hard to take one seriously when glaring errors of elementary grammar are repeatedly used – ones that are easily corrected with a little proof-reading – things like that easily distract from the topic-at-hand – i suggest an ESL class, or ask your mommy to help

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