IMAO EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT IMAO!
For those worried about Obama becoming president, worry no more. Through my contacts I have gotten proof that Obama is not eligible for the presidency. Here for the first time is Obama’s real birth certificate, and you will quickly notice the birth certificate is foreign in origin.
I guess the Democrats didn’t vet their candidate, including the most basic vetting step of making sure your candidate isn’t foreign. Now Obama’s dislike of America makes sense, because many foreigners do not like America, foreigners such as Obama and Hitler.
Call up the DNC now and demand they withdraw their foreign candidate. With your help, Obama will withdraw from the race and McCain will have the election in the bag. Then I can spend Tuesday night playing Guitar Hero instead of watching election returns.