Well, It’s, Um… It’s Green
Not sure how this found its way to my inbox, but I got an e-mail suggesting that I should put some sort of retarded greenie ‘cool badge’ on my blog. This one caught my eye:
“Green. It’s the new black”
Are you f@#$ing kidding me?
As a humor-hack of the lowest order, I can certainly appreciate beating to powder the dessicated bones of a 26-year-old meme, however, I can’t help thinking they should’ve worked just a little harder to include a miniscule smidge of honesty.
I expect a lot of readers feel the same way, so to kill time on a weekend, your assignment is to fill in the blank in the following sentence:
“Green. It’s the new _______”
I’ll get you started, you keep it running in the comments:
* Socialism
* Dumbass
* “We Are The World”
* Smug
* Purse-Chihuahua
* Vietnam
* Endandered Species Act
* Multiculturalism
* iPod
* Change
Your turn…
(15 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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May 9th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
“Red”… I dunno, is that too obvious?
May 9th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Green, it’s the new Red!
Or, if you want a little thought behind it: Green! It’s not just for Causeheads anymore!
May 9th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I thought you were referring to the best Star Trek line. Ever.
Data tending bar in Ten-Forward for Scotty.
Data pulls up a bottle.
Scotty asks “What’s that”
Data looks at the bottle, smells the drink and says “Well, Um Its Green”
“Pour me one”
May 9th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Y2K
Personal Prison
Excuse for Power
May 9th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Green is the new gold……..Al Gore
May 9th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Scientology
May 9th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Anorexia
May 9th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Jejune.
May 9th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Obnoxious?
Annoying?
Self-righteous?
BTW: That quote is from the Original series. (Episode: By Any Other Name) When Scotty is trying to get one of the intruders drunk
Data’s quote was
“It is…*sniff* It is… *pours glass, looks at it* It is green”
No uhmms, ahhs, or contractions from Data, unlike our smrtest President evah.
May 9th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
stone age
May 9th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
solidarity
May 9th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Used Douche Water
Shade Of Rosie O’Donut’s Meat Flaps
May 9th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
sumg
May 9th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
soylent
May 9th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
polyester lesiure suit
chia pet.
christmas fruit cake.
herpes.
suicide pact.
May 9th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
* Green. It’s the new Gay!
* Green. It’s the new “Where’s the Beef?”.
* Green. It’s the new “hole” in the ozone layer.
* Green. It’s the new self-aggrandizing crisis.
* Green. It’s the new First Red Scare.
May 9th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
B.C.-
Congratulations! You just joined me in the “Wouldn’t Touch That Imagery with a Ten-Foot Pole, You Sick Son of a Bitch” club. I recently made a reference to Janet Napolitano doing a photo shoot for ‘Playboy’, and apparently caused wide-spread utter loss of appetite & a partial loss of the will to live among readers of IMAO.
And your timing couldn’t be worse; FrnakJ just did a post “meat cards”. So who’s going to think about those now without Rosie’s…junk…invading the psyche & sparking surprise vomiting spells!?
May 9th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Green…it’s the new Barackolypse.
May 9th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I know marvin isn’t the most original name, but darn it, I called dibs on it # 2.
May 9th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Green, it’s the new trite, inane catchphrase for 30-year old disproved Socialist ideas!
May 9th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
B.C. barf! barf! barf! barf! and barf! again. AlanAQB Janet in Playboy barf! puke! barf! puke! and barf! some more. You guys real know how to mentally torture people.
May 9th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Green. It’s the new great white HOPE.
Ummm…..Green. It’s the new great black Hope?
Green. It’s the new tired cause.
May 9th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
green is a bucket of sh*t
May 9th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
harvey, “the new purse-chihuahua” was it.
B.C. and AlanABQ: I’m female and I’m retching.
Reduce, reuse, recycle: it’s the new turn on, tune in, drop out.
May 9th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Oh,so obvious. Green, it’s the new BIG LIE!
O(migodhe’s the president) tells us green is economical. Sure, with all of those government subsidies, wind turbines and solar panels almost break even.
May 9th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Kool-Aid
May 9th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Propaganda.
Mindless celebrity cause.
Leftist diversion.
Excuse to turn in your neighbor.
I also like purse chihuahua the best.
May 9th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
green the new retarted catch phrase that retarded socialist, commie, environazi, hippies will use.
May 9th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Green. It’s the new Fascism
Green. It’s the new Politics of Chicago
Green. It’s the new
Post-Hyper-Partisan Politics.Green. It’s the new Global Goreming.
May 9th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
color of my face when i realize they really DID elect Obammy (spew)
May 9th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Green, it’s the new religious cult!
Green, it’s not the color of the treasury balance.
Green, it’s the new pond scum.
Green, it’s the usual color for wealth envy!
May 9th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
disco
“Where’s the Beef?”
Milli Vanilli
“Who Let the Dogs Out?”
wave (in a sports stadium)
May 9th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Sexting
May 9th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Green….its a new “lifestyle”.
May 9th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Green is the skid mark on Mother Natures drawers. Green is the blood in the leftist class wars.
May 9th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
It’s the new bulls***!
May 9th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
It’s the new way of secretly developing a super virus to kill us all and “save” the planet!
May 9th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
It’s the new army of Sauron!
May 9th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
#3 – Marvin.
That line came from the original Star Trek episode ‘By any other name”. Scotty to one of the aliens he is trying to get drunk.
Here is the sound link – http://www.trekkieguy.com/2/51/green.wav
The link to that particular episode – http://www.trekkieguy.com/51.shtml
And the main site – http://www.trekkieguy.com/
May 9th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Those are so good.
Nothing to add.
Must.
Resist.
Commenting.
ARRGGGGHHHH…
Green… It’s the new wrapper on old fascism.
can’t stop myself.
May 10th, 2009 at 2:14 am
Green. It’s the new asshatery.
Green. It’s the new pseudo-religion.
Green. It’s the new leftard mantra.
Green. It’s the new Borg collective.
Green. It’s the new pet rock.
This is fun! I could go on for hours coming up with new ones!!! =)
May 10th, 2009 at 2:50 am
Green it’s the “new” same old tired ideas that don’t work now, won’t work in the future and that have never worked anywhere, anytime, for anybody.
May 10th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Green. It’s the new social bile.
Green. It’s the new conservative barf.
Green. It’s the new brain color of liberals.
May 10th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Green, it’s the new ineffective guilt trip.
Green, it’s better than freedom, honest!
Green, because if there is one group of people who’ve proven themselves to have the honesty and pure competance necessary to truly and perfectly understand Earth’s climate, it’s the government.
Green. We wouldn’t have to do this if you idiots had just shut up and let us build our new socialist utopia like we tried to in the thirtiess, but no you whiners had to listen to George Orwell and predict where we were going.
Green, it’s the new way of feeling superior to you since we can longer rationally claim the moral high ground as that conflicts with our coal of sabotaging them.
Green, it’s the new inquisition.
May 10th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Green. It’s the new Viagra.
Unfortunately, we’re all on the receiving end now.
May 10th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
DDT
May 10th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Emperor´s clothes.
May 10th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
highest form of patriotism.
May 10th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
toilet paper.
May 10th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Green. It’s the new color of my lawn.
Green. It’s the new blue and yellow!
Green. It’s the new color of liberal’s eyes–’cause they’re now seeing how right we were before the election!
Green. It’s the new color of welfare checks.
Green. It’s the new Windex color.
May 10th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
anti-patriotism
waste of time
is the new color of the yellow belly wussy liberals
May 10th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Green. It’s the new IMAO! It’s grrreeen.
Oh, god, Oh no. Nooooooo!
(Now you’ve done it, Jimmy. That Ed guy (actually Harvey) is gonna appear with fangs hanging out.)
May 10th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
poo on a stick
May 10th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Green. It’s the new popped collar.
Green. It’s the new mullet.
Green. It’s the new guys-wearing-pink-shirts.
Green. It’s the new inside-out baseball hats.
May 10th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Green…. its the ‘new’ thing to say so that I can appear to care without actually having to care. Or do anything. Or give money to anyone.
May 11th, 2009 at 1:12 am
It’s the new African orphan.
May 11th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Green. It’s the new color(replacing National Socialist brown and Marxist-Leninist red) of the scum who realize that their own lives suck, and rather than try to improve themselves, they would rather make decisions for you, without your consent, and against your will, in every matter possible.
It’s also the new yellow, as in Stalin’s “omelet” made with the broken “eggs” of millions of lives sacrificed for a system that didn’t work.
May 11th, 2009 at 2:59 am
Many good definitions here but I think number one nailed it best.
May 11th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Green: its the new rainbow sticker.
May 11th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Green, it’s the new currency.
Green, it’s the new “it” color.
Green, it’s the new fad.
Green, it’s the new Kermit…and it ain’t easy being!
May 11th, 2009 at 11:06 am
green is the color that an evrionaziliberal turns when when you choke them.
May 11th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Green is the new Lobotomy.
May 11th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Green–its the new New Coke
May 11th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
green is the 20th terrorist
May 11th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
poo poo
May 11th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
1) Green, the new Verde. 2)Green, the Left’s Little Darlin’. 3)Green, the new repackaging of an old hackneyed fallacy. 4)Green, the new word that no longer means what it used to, once the Lefties got hold of it. 5)Green, the new Eyed Jealousy. 6)Green, the new With Envy 7) Green, the new Gang(rene)
May 11th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Green. It’s the new Kristallnacht.
May 11th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
fallacy.
political robbery.
excuse to raise taxes.
reason America sucks.
excuse for Al Bore to still matter.
“Big Lie”
May 12th, 2009 at 9:39 am
What was the old black?
May 12th, 2009 at 9:47 am
green is the new grim reaper.
May 12th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Green, its the Emperor new clothes.
May 13th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
DEAL