Jim Treacher Update
So apparently it wasn’t the Secret Service that ran over Treacher; it was the State Department. So Hillary Clinton wants him dead. And here’s how they phrased it:
At approximately 7:10 PM last night, a jogger collided with one of the U.S. Department of State, Diplomatic Security Service’s official vehicles.
So, he ran into them! Jim Treacher is loose in DC, running into SUVs!
And, despite him crossing at the crosswalk while the light was telling him to cross, they gave him a ticket for jaywalking. So it’s like, “Sorry we ran you over and broke your knee, but pay us this fine.” Except without the “sorry” part.
Anyway, I hope Treacher gets better soon and then attacks more State Department SUVs.
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February 5th, 2010 at 11:26 am
I just hope he gets to try out one of those Morphine Buddy™ things.
Those are awesome. Even without an apology.
February 5th, 2010 at 11:39 am
Never say the U.S. govenment is not a responsible government. Never say the U.S. government is always most concerned with covering its own butt.
Let’s let them run health care!
February 5th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
damn Gubment gangbangers!!
February 5th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Jim Treacher is loose in DC, running into SUVs!
When did he join ELF?
February 5th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Was he working on a Hillary blockbuster proving her to be a f…ing Retard?
February 5th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Just more Clinton treachery …. MUHUHUAHAHAHAHAHA!
February 5th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Perhaps, while he’s in the hospital, they’ll discover that he’s been exposed to rabies.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Was Jim anywhere near Fort Marcy Park? And was the SUV driven by demon goats?
February 5th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
This is not a story for MSNBC or CNN because Bush is no longer president.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
DC has lotsa cameras. I expect the video will be on Youtube PDQ.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
So unionized government employees drive over you and then fine you on a technicality? That pretty much sums up my experience of Obamas first year.
February 5th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
I wonder if the witnesses to his being struck while legally crossing in a crosswalk will come forward and help blow the lid off this case? I’d love to see Hillary squirm and cry again as a little pre-2012 campaign hopes-dashing.
February 5th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Jim Treacher is obviously a threat to Hillary’s plans for world domination, come 2012. Why, I bet Jim Treacher isn’t even his REAL name.
I see a closed wing of a Psych Ward in ‘Jim Treacher’s future. Eyelids taped open, duct taped to a wheel chair, injected with ‘gravy for the brain’.
Oh yeah, and if the surgeon scheduled to ‘operate’ on him is named Dr. Jonas, bite his nose, escape, and go buy ‘Catcher In The Rye,.
February 5th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
We always thought that it was the Clinton mob back in the ’90s, and the Chicago mob nowadays. We can’t be surprised that they knee-cap their critics – isn’t that what the mob does?
February 5th, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Actually, they tend to run down pets first, at least in Illinois. Or run your car off the road in blacked-out windowed vehicles.
One detail you missed – the ticket said he ran into the SUV four blocks away from where the accident actually happened.
Apparently he has superpowers.
I’d love to know the identity of the driver, and anyone else associated with the case who can be pinned with anything at all. If the courts don’t get them, well, I wonder what the next massive tea party protest group would do if any of them decided to take a field trip to their homes or places of employment. With signs. And maybe SUVs. Just sayin’.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
“Nice knee ya got there Treacher,
be a shame if somethin’ um, happened to it.”
-It’s the Chicago way.