Random Thoughts
Democrats are a lot like sparkly vampires in that a lot of women like them but they just confuse and irritate most men.
Did someone say dead sister’s teeth? Pass Obamacare now!
Wait? Obama is president? I thought it was still Bush! Confused!
I am not sure whether to hand over health care to a clearly incompetent government. Need more anecdotes involving dead sister’s teeth.
Will health care reform mean we’ll finally have medical treatments to stop vampires from sparkling?
Ow! Dead sister’s teeth bit me!
The more people see congress arguing, the more they’ll realize they should be put in charge of as little as possible.
Kinda sounds like Obama put extra lotion on his hands in preparation for taking his gloves off.
Will be weird if the gold medal match in curling is between the Swiss and the Swedes because half the time I think they’re the same people.
So when will my health care be free? Will it include dental?
Odds are this is the first time this sentence has been written in all of human history.
I one day hope to be able to produce an applicable Bible quote to any situation as easily as I can an applicable Simpsons quote.
Just thought of a nickname for terrorist Tony Almeida from last season of 24: “Tony al Qaeda”. So obvious! But too late.
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February 26th, 2010 at 9:50 am
Swedish Meatballs and Swiss Cheese. the most delicious Olympic rivalry yet.
Lets shortcut all future UN and Olympic references to other nations by using their nation and a famous item afterward.
Up the back stretch French Toast is making ground on Belgium Saffles… and down goes Spanish Rice! It should really help us fat Americans who don’t know geography.
February 26th, 2010 at 9:52 am
sorry saffles = waffles I make more mistakes then a person of Canadian Bacon descent.
February 26th, 2010 at 10:13 am
Regarding “Health-care Reform” Conservatives want “Free Market Health-care Reform” while Liberals want “Government Takeover Health-care Reform” That liberals have been able to confuse this simple truth for a year is astounding.
February 26th, 2010 at 10:35 am
So when will my health care be free? Will it include dental?
Only for your dead sister.
February 26th, 2010 at 10:50 am
Main difference between the two countries is…Sweden…not a country Muammar Qaddafi wants Muslims to declare jihad against. Switzerland…is a country he wants Muslims to declare jihad against. Mostly because the Swiss won’t let Muslims build minarets in their country. (Seems fair to me , how many churches have the Libyans allowed the Swiss to build in their country?)
February 26th, 2010 at 10:51 am
Bitch wouldn’t gimme her teeth – so I killed her.
February 26th, 2010 at 10:52 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1135582/Man-pulls-13-teeth-pliers-NHS-dentist.html
In the UK dentistry is not part of national health-care.
February 26th, 2010 at 10:57 am
meant to say is ” not really a part”. They technically have some sort of broken backed up useless system.
(my keyboard is dying, ill get a new one whenever the government brings me one)
February 26th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Angry pouting Obama reminds me of the Monty Python gsy army skit.
Does Obama use his living grndmother’s false teeth?
The Russian borcsht is passing the Uganda peasent brains, with the Egyptian boiled dung beatles in the third place.
February 26th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Whose dentures did the woman use before her sister died?
February 26th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
tony almeida was a guest on last night’s episode of burn notice….
February 26th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
“I once complained I had no shoes…”
…until I met a woman that wore her sister’s dentures.
February 26th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
What’s the problem with the woman and her dead sisters teeth? She was being green and recycling! I thought that was a good thing? I think Barry needs to set a good example and dig up his dead grandmother so that perfectly good hip they gave her can go to someone less fortunate, it’s hardly used. Human junk yards could create or save millions of jobs!
February 26th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
“Whose dentures did the woman use before her sister died?”
Are you questioning the truthfulness of these stories that show what an evil country this is??
I suppose you don’t believe doctors routinely hack off people’s legs for the money either, huh?
Obviously, they lived together in the same unheated FEMA trailer and took turns with the teeth to eat their weekly ration of dog food.
February 26th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Scott – good one!
February 26th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Siggz, while the government is prepared to give you health care you don’t want…it’s not going to give you a keyboard you do want. Sorry, that’s just how government works.
February 26th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Sparkly vampires hate vaginas,;who knew?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2853356/I-really-hate-vaginas-says-Robert-Pattison.html
February 26th, 2010 at 9:01 pm
I one day hope to be able to produce an applicable Bible quote to any situation as easily as I can an applicable Princess Bride quote.
February 26th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Pelosi stole her dead sister’s gold teeth. True Story.
Did Charlie Rangel slip in a provision that gold teeth are a healthcare right for African-Americans?
I’m not counting the President’s time spent talking at the ‘HealthCare Summit’, I’m counting the President’s time ’til Nov. 2012
Regarding applicable scripture verse to any situation, I think iphone has an app for that.
February 27th, 2010 at 11:04 am
“Odds are this is the first time this sentence has been written in all of human history.”
Those are pretty good odds.
February 28th, 2010 at 12:44 am
Any time you can’t think of an applicable Bible quote just use Proverbs 30:2
March 2nd, 2010 at 8:22 pm
“I wouldn’t give her back her teeth, so she starved to death.”