Damage control
Mr. President, we need to schedule another interview.
What do you mean, Rahm? I was just on Fox News.
Honestly, that didn’t go to well. We need another to do damage control.
Yeah, that Brent fellow wouldn’t let me talk. He kept asking questions, and, here’s the worst of it … wanting answers!
His name’s Bret. But, don’t get upset. It’ll be okay. I’m sorry it went bad for you. But, we had to do it, because of Fox’s ratings.
I’ll do another interview. Get me on Larry King or with Chris Matthews. Someone.
Sir, the rating aren’t good for CNN, MSNBC, or, quite honestly, any news channel other than Fox.
Al-Jazeera?
No, we need to shore up your base.
That’s why I suggested al-Jazeera.
I’m afraid that won’t do. But don’t worry, sir, I’ll find an interview show that’s not on Fox, that will have better ratings than CNN or MSNBC.
Great! Who do you have in mind?
Greetings, citizens!
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March 19th, 2010 at 12:43 am
I cant shake the feeling that there is a urinal involved here.
March 19th, 2010 at 2:36 am
ahahahahahha
I am sincerely looking forward to zorak and brak taking part in this interview
March 19th, 2010 at 3:41 am
Oh Space Ghost old friend where have you gone.
March 19th, 2010 at 7:59 am
Brack and his brother, Barack. Good one, Basil. Made me laugh out loud. Thank you.
March 19th, 2010 at 8:00 am
And Space Ghost is far more true to life than anyone on pmsnbc.
March 19th, 2010 at 8:44 am
“Al-Jazeera?” ROFL! Good job!
March 19th, 2010 at 10:08 am
I actually have no clue who that is. Uh…..
March 19th, 2010 at 10:21 am
Jimmy – it’s Barack Obama and Rahm Emmanuel.
March 19th, 2010 at 10:50 am
No, no, the last image, Scott! Is that “Space Ghost?” Never heard of him. But then, there are huge holes in my cultural education.
March 19th, 2010 at 11:33 am
For those of an interest, the Space Ghost episodes are up on adultswim.com:
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/spaceghostcoasttocoast/index.html
Bonus: the episodes loop together.
March 19th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
is that real? They really made that show, this isn’t parody? Dear God it’s worse than I ever imagined…
March 19th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Space Ghost Coast to Coast was teh awesome! It might have to grow on you, like much of the [adult swim] shows.
March 19th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Brilliant!
March 19th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Well they DID have higher ratings than anything on pmsnbc!
March 20th, 2010 at 12:53 am
#11 – Idahoser,
if you think Space Ghost Coast to Coast was ‘different’, you should check out “The Brack Show” or “Harvey Birdman, Attorney-at-Law”; for a while there, Adult Swim was like Rifftrax for old Hanna-Barbara cartoons.