Nancy’s got a secret
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA-8) says she wants the health care bill passed so we can see what’s in it.
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Yes, she actually said:
But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it
Why can’t she tell us? Because she doesn’t know? Because she hasn’t read it?
Well, there’s something in it. At around 2,074 pages — remember, they’re going to vote on the Senate bill — there has to be lots of stuff.
But what is in the bill that Pelosi is so excited about?
- Funding to provide all families with a cat spa
- The Compleat Works of William Shakespeare
- The Third Secret of Fátima
- An icebox fruitcake recipe
- The script to the Lost
series finale
- Obama’s birth certificate
- The completed final draft of Midnight Sun
- The Klingon Bible
What else might be in there?
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March 9th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
What else might be in there?
A few:
>Directions to Al Gore’s secret hideaway bunker
>The complete confidential transcripts of Elvis Presleys activities as a secret agent since 1977…
>Tourist maps to the stars in Beverly Hills
>Keith Olbermann’s IQ test in original crayon
>The missing 18 minutes of Nixons Watergate tapes
>The identity of the man who took care of the grass on the grassy knoll..
>The identity of the second person Conan OBrien will follow on twitter…
March 9th, 2010 at 9:31 pm
The Bill of Rights. Just for irony’s sake.
March 9th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Just out of curiousity, do you think we could find out what’s in it by reading the bill?
[Be sure to let us know what you find. - B]
March 9th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
>Dance hall to be built over Reagan’s grave.
>Helmet use is required on motorcycles, bicycles, and escalators.
>Organs will be immediatly avaliable for harvest from aged, infirm, pre born,
and Republicans.
>>> “But what is in the bill that Pelosi is so excited about?”
Retiring Speakers of the House and Senate Majority Leaders get free botox for life.
March 9th, 2010 at 11:01 pm
Do you think my keys might be in it? I’ve been looking for them for a long time.
March 9th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
A doctors guide to Ebonics
A patients guide to Pakistani doctor’s accents
Coupon for half off price of a paddle
The Obama Option : Pre-existing lobotomy fully covered
Harry Reid Option : Free autopsy with assisted suicides
Pelosi Plan : New hacksaw and hammer for her plastic surgeon
March 9th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
I’m surprised they haven’t put Obama’s birth certificate in there.
“If we pass this bill you’ll be able to see it.”
March 10th, 2010 at 7:20 am
retroactive abortions?
how many pages are in the Communist Manifesto? 2074?
Maybe they added a few to throw people off.
March 10th, 2010 at 8:57 am
A lifetime supply of Botox for Congresswomen who vote for the bill. And for the Congressmen, a lifetime supply of Viagra as a follow-up to castration surgery.
March 10th, 2010 at 11:55 am
Where Jimmy Hoffa is buried?
What the meaning of “is” is?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of as tootsiepop?
The results of Obama’s, Reid’s and Pelosi’s annual drug tests?
Who is John Galt?
Why does Fred Thompson face-punch hippies so hard?
March 10th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Apparently, the legislative process in America has been transformed… into a fricken box of Crackerjacks.
Notice how, compared to when we were kids, the prize inside sucks?