Straight Line of the Day: Polls Show Obama Losing Another Demographic…

Posted on October 19, 2012 12:00 pm

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Polls show Obama losing another demographic…

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70 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Polls Show Obama Losing Another Demographic…”

  1. hadsil says:

    The seven states that joined the Union after Hawaii.

    Cats.

    The Walking Dead.

    Rocking chair grannies.

    . . . and such polls were immediately labeled flawed and racist.

  2. Dohtimes says:

    …the twelve people who voted for him that know what a demographic is.

    …the miserable gays that actually got married.

    …the college grads who got massive paper cuts when they had to use faded Obama posters for TP.

  3. CTCompromise says:

    Polls show Obama losing another demographic…all the demigods who can’t keep compete with a demagogue demigod.

  4. CTCompromise says:

    Polls show Obama losing another demographic…late night talk show hosts, which he considers “The Media”.

  5. CTCompromise says:

    Polls show Obama losing another demographic…Guantanamo detainees.

  6. CTCompromise says:

    Polls show Obama losing another demographic…dead Jewish people in Florida, because of the “snub” to Netenyahu .( Fortunately, he is still very strong with dead people in Chicago).

  7. CTCompromise says:

    Polls show Obama losing another demographic…muppets and puppets with a hand up their “Wazoo”…Oh, my bad…that’s where he is gaining support ! “Never mind”

  8. blarg says:

    …women in binders

    …educational puppets

    …black American Presidents

    …the 7 “extra” states

    …Gallup polsters

    …the all important 18-36 month-old demographic

    …BOTH MSNBC viewers

  9. blarg says:

    …Americans

    …bacon producers

    …eukaryotes

  10. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Occupy Wall Street. Well, it’s not like they would get off their lazy butts to go out and actually vote for him, that’s too much work. They’re just not going to support him anymore because, it turns out, their new Obama phones aren’t the latest iPhone model. That’s totally bogus, dude!

  11. Writer says:

    … Newscasters.

  12. Writer says:

    …the unmedicated.

  13. Writer says:

    …sentients.

  14. rodney dill says:

    bacon to #58 women in binders

  15. CarolyntheMommy says:

    This is one where I really should have been on the ball earlier. I was going to say smart people. I’ll just say bacon to whatever Jimmy posted.

  16. RAML says:

    Dead people

  17. notacommy says:

    his favorite Greek statue……
    Penis de Milo

  18. PersonA says:

    …the American public. Now the Russians, Chinese and Iranians, on the other hand…

  19. blarg says:

    Obamacare recipients waiting for the Death Panel to decide if they’re worthy of medical attention. Oddly enough, he’s really gaining with the Obamacare recipients who died waiting for the Death Panel to decide if they’re worthy of medical attention. Also, that demographic is expected to be the fastest growing voter bloc starting in 2014.

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