Straight Line of the Day: Polls Show Obama Losing Another Demographic…

Posted on October 19, 2012 12:00 pm

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Polls show Obama losing another demographic…

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70 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Polls Show Obama Losing Another Demographic…”

  1. jw says:

    …the breathing

  2. DamnCat says:

    …the late Walter Cronkite.

  3. Mrs. C says:

    Likely voters.

    taxpayers.

    US Citizens.

    Dog owners.

  4. Jimmy says:

    …one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eaters

    …babies that he’s made cry with his ugly ears.

    …everyone who wants him to resign NOW.

  5. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . Americans with three-digit IQs

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . voters who have read Hans Christian Andersen’s stories

  7. Mxymaster says:

    …Now he’s even losing the cats!

  8. shane says:

    … Unicorns.

  9. Johnny45 says:

    … the Clintons

  10. Jimmy says:

    …the Russians. Don’t forget the Russians.

  11. Jimmy says:

    …flexible people.

  12. Jimmy says:

    …Blue Dog Democrats with red asses.

  13. Solo4357 says:

    Spouses. Michelle was quoted as saying “I mean c’mon. did you see that 1st debate? It was his damn anniversary gift to me and talk about needing some viagra, if you know what I mean.”

  14. rodney dill says:

    - Kenyans.

    - The people of Rock Ridge.

    - The dead Chicago voters

  15. rodney dill says:

    Teleprompter manufacturers

  16. Jimmy says:

    …foreign contributors. That’s it. IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!

  17. Jimmy says:

    …employees of Waffle House.

  18. seanmahair says:

    …any one not in a coma and even some of them are coming around. (pun unintended but happy happenstance).

  19. Tin Man says:

    The American Communist party has deserted him because they his liberal views are too extreme for them.

  20. rodney dill says:

    The writers from SNL

  21. rodney dill says:

    Ozombies

  22. Charon Blackpowder says:

    The youth vote, who are now so stupid they can’t figure out how to vote at all.

  23. Genghis Khen says:

    dog eaters

  24. Jimmy says:

    …The Men In Black.

  25. Jimmy says:

    …the Muslim Brotherhood? Nope.

  26. TheHat says:

    … Single young blacks who say things like “ROIT, gunna roit if the mofo white g gets it”.
    Just kidding. The crazy racists are still his to loose.

  27. Critter says:

    …, nervous hollywood actors. GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!!!!

  28. Critter says:

    … jerks hectoring employees working the drive in of Chik-Fil-A.

  29. Critter says:

    …fashion designers catering to Wookies.

  30. Jimmy says:

    …some of the legalize CHOOM! crowd… and only because they didn’t smoke yesterday.

  31. Critter says:

    , The International Brotherhood of Waffle Flippers.

  32. Critter says:

    …illegal immigrants employed by the arugala industry.

  33. Critter says:

    …choomsters everywhere because they were so bummed.

  34. Critter says:

    …the Canine Condiment Committee.

  35. Critter says:

    …, Klingons.

  36. Uncle Kevvie, That's Who says:

    Howz’ about every American who has to choose between Generic/Store Brand or Brand Name in a grocery store?
    Them’s there amounts to a couple of dozen…….

  37. Jimmy says:

    …over vs. under toilet paper advocates.

  38. FormerHostage says:

    …the Senate.

  39. FormerHostage says:

    …weinnerdogs.

  40. FormerHostage says:

    …and it’s not optimal for his chances.

  41. Mrs. C says:

    Bacon to Former Hostage!

  42. Cliff says:

    ….Michelles’ relatives, the Klingons.

  43. @boston_bubba says:

    Illinois pets who, while normally reliable Democrat voters, were turned off by Obama’s dog-eating policies.

  44. blarg says:

    …choom smokers

    …people with “green jobs” that stimulus money paid for

    …Mexicans with gunshot wounds

  45. JohnS says:

    Cats

  46. Doug says:

    Moochelle’s 43 servants.
    She has more servants than the Queen of England!
    (probably)

    Valerie Jarrett’s 5 or 6 Secret Service agents. Who thought they were suppose to guard the President and are wondering just who that is.

  47. Fangbeer says:

    26 year old children on their parent’s plan.

  48. HokieGomer says:

    Hyphenated-Americans.

  49. HokieGomer says:

    10% of the 47%.

  50. blarg says:

    …youtube video producers

  51. hadsil says:

    The seven states that joined the Union after Hawaii.

    Cats.

    The Walking Dead.

    Rocking chair grannies.

    . . . and such polls were immediately labeled flawed and racist.

  52. Dohtimes says:

    …the twelve people who voted for him that know what a demographic is.

    …the miserable gays that actually got married.

    …the college grads who got massive paper cuts when they had to use faded Obama posters for TP.

  53. CTCompromise says:

    Polls show Obama losing another demographic…all the demigods who can’t keep compete with a demagogue demigod.

  54. CTCompromise says:

    Polls show Obama losing another demographic…late night talk show hosts, which he considers “The Media”.

  55. CTCompromise says:

    Polls show Obama losing another demographic…Guantanamo detainees.

  56. CTCompromise says:

    Polls show Obama losing another demographic…dead Jewish people in Florida, because of the “snub” to Netenyahu .( Fortunately, he is still very strong with dead people in Chicago).

  57. CTCompromise says:

    Polls show Obama losing another demographic…muppets and puppets with a hand up their “Wazoo”…Oh, my bad…that’s where he is gaining support ! “Never mind”

  58. blarg says:

    …women in binders

    …educational puppets

    …black American Presidents

    …the 7 “extra” states

    …Gallup polsters

    …the all important 18-36 month-old demographic

    …BOTH MSNBC viewers

  59. blarg says:

    …Americans

    …bacon producers

    …eukaryotes

  60. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Occupy Wall Street. Well, it’s not like they would get off their lazy butts to go out and actually vote for him, that’s too much work. They’re just not going to support him anymore because, it turns out, their new Obama phones aren’t the latest iPhone model. That’s totally bogus, dude!

  61. Writer says:

    … Newscasters.

  62. Writer says:

    …the unmedicated.

  63. Writer says:

    …sentients.

  64. rodney dill says:

    bacon to #58 women in binders

  65. CarolyntheMommy says:

    This is one where I really should have been on the ball earlier. I was going to say smart people. I’ll just say bacon to whatever Jimmy posted.

  66. RAML says:

    Dead people

  67. notacommy says:

    his favorite Greek statue……
    Penis de Milo

  68. PersonA says:

    …the American public. Now the Russians, Chinese and Iranians, on the other hand…

  69. blarg says:

    Obamacare recipients waiting for the Death Panel to decide if they’re worthy of medical attention. Oddly enough, he’s really gaining with the Obamacare recipients who died waiting for the Death Panel to decide if they’re worthy of medical attention. Also, that demographic is expected to be the fastest growing voter bloc starting in 2014.

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