Straight Line of the Day: Polls Show Obama Losing Another Demographic…

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Polls show Obama losing another demographic…

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  1. Spouses. Michelle was quoted as saying “I mean c’mon. did you see that 1st debate? It was his damn anniversary gift to me and talk about needing some viagra, if you know what I mean.”

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  2. Moochelle’s 43 servants.
    She has more servants than the Queen of England!
    (probably)

    Valerie Jarrett’s 5 or 6 Secret Service agents. Who thought they were suppose to guard the President and are wondering just who that is.

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  3. …the twelve people who voted for him that know what a demographic is.

    …the miserable gays that actually got married.

    …the college grads who got massive paper cuts when they had to use faded Obama posters for TP.

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  4. Polls show Obama losing another demographic…dead Jewish people in Florida, because of the “snub” to Netenyahu .( Fortunately, he is still very strong with dead people in Chicago).

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  5. …women in binders

    …educational puppets

    …black American Presidents

    …the 7 “extra” states

    …Gallup polsters

    …the all important 18-36 month-old demographic

    …BOTH MSNBC viewers

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  6. …Occupy Wall Street. Well, it’s not like they would get off their lazy butts to go out and actually vote for him, that’s too much work. They’re just not going to support him anymore because, it turns out, their new Obama phones aren’t the latest iPhone model. That’s totally bogus, dude!

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  7. Obamacare recipients waiting for the Death Panel to decide if they’re worthy of medical attention. Oddly enough, he’s really gaining with the Obamacare recipients who died waiting for the Death Panel to decide if they’re worthy of medical attention. Also, that demographic is expected to be the fastest growing voter bloc starting in 2014.

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