Straight Line of the Day: If You See a UN Observer at Your Polling Place…

Posted on November 2, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If you see a UN observer at your polling place…

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61 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: If You See a UN Observer at Your Polling Place…”

  1. Critter says:

    …judicious markmanship will be appreciated.

  2. Dohtimes says:

    …use your Taser to employ your electronic voting privilege.

    …address him as Mr. Chad and then put a noose around his neck because hanging Chads don’t count.

  3. rodney dill says:

    Go up to him and demand, “Kenneth! What it the frequency!”

  4. rodney dill says:

    Go to vote with two friends in Dearborn, MI
    Friend 1, “Please hold my Bacon as I go in to vote (handing UN Observer bacon)
    Friend 2, “Please hold my Koran as I go in to vote (handing UN Observer Koran)
    You: “LOOK, INFIDEL DESECRATING THE KORAN!”
    (problem solved)

  5. CTCompromise says:

    If you see a UN observer at your polling place…just ignore them. Americans, especially when we’re in polling places, are way too Awesome to even acknowledge any of the hypocrites that belong to that frat. house;

  6. CTCompromise says:

    If you see a UN observer at your polling place…tell them you’re here to collect their unpaid parking fines.

  7. CTCompromise says:

    If you see a UN observer at your polling place…remind them that Karma does not recognize “Diplomatic Immunity”.

  8. CTCompromise says:

    If you see a UN observer at your polling place…ask them :”If we start a genocide, will that make you go away?”

  9. CTCompromise says:

    If you see a UN observer at your polling place…bow to them, IF you are voting for Obama.

  10. CarolyntheMommy says:

    58 for the win

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