Straight Line of the Day: Obama Sent a Postcard from Hawaii That Said…

Posted on December 24, 2012 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…

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35 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Obama Sent a Postcard from Hawaii That Said…”

  1. g says:

    Actually you couldn’t read the postcard as the ink was all smudged with dog grease from the lu’au.

  2. Duke of Earl says:

    Greetings from Asia

  3. Apostic says:

    “Scenery is beutiful. Wish you were unarmed.”

  4. rodney dill says:

    So long and thanks for all the fish.

  5. eaglewingz says:

    Hope you’re enjoying your Cliff as much as I’m enjoying the beautiful cliffs of Hawaii !

  6. rodney dill says:

    Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga

  7. rodney dill says:

    “Enjoy your bungee jump.”

  8. rodney dill says:

    …gotta go, late for my tee time.

  9. morigu says:

    SUCKERS!!!!!!

  10. Jimmy says:

    “You’re all screwed. Ha. Ha.”

  11. blarg says:

    …out of spending money, raise taxes!

    …having a great time, wish I had more of your money

    …dear taxpayer, thanks for the $20 million estate

    …cliff, schmiff….I got vacation days I have to use up

    …Obama challenge: The person who votes for me the most times for my 3rd term gets assigned to my Secret Service detail when I retire here

    …Better than Bush: I’ve now taken more vacation time and spent more tax money on vacations than Bush! Mission accomplished!

    …out for some much-needed down time….keeping all those campaign lies straight is HARD!

    …just wait ’till I get back!

    …Speedos: I’m bringin’ ‘em back!

  12. tanstaafl says:

    do you wonder what the king is doing tonight, peasants?

  13. Matt Musson says:

    I have decided that coconuts actually are migratory.

  14. Matt Musson says:

    climb mount niitaka

  15. hwy93 says:

    …To make a donation click here
    …when I grew up here I, I I, UM, ME ME, UM I I I .
    …Choom Gang 4 Life
    … Allahu Akbar, what a beautiful sunset
    …Holiday greetings from the land of my typical white grandparents
    … No, getting your “Fair Share” does not include my vacation days

  16. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Having a great time, wait til you see the bill.

  17. Matt Musson says:

    Mahalo,

    From the Big Kahuna

  18. rodney dill says:


    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    You better not pout,
    I’m tellin’ you why,
    Santa Claus is dead….

  19. Scott says:

    Wish you were here; but your money will do.

  20. Writer says:

    … with enough of this Maui Wowie, I can fly off the Fiscal Cliff, and its all MINE…

  21. Jimmy says:

    “It doesn’t matter that I wasn’t born here… now.”

  22. CTCompromise says:

    Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Nancy & Harry, You guys have got to raise the debt limit again…Stuff is REALLY expensive on these Islands.”

  23. CTCompromise says:

    Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…” Joe, I left my blackberry in the oval office…Could you have Air Force One fly it over here ? Thanks pal ! O.”

  24. Ogrrre says:

    Dear Taxpayers,
    Having a wonderful time. Glad you aren’t here. Send money.

    Teh Won

  25. CTCompromise says:

    Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Service Member: Like you, I will spending the Holidays in a much warmer climate again this year. As your Commander In Chief, I want you to know that I understand what it is like not to have snow at this time of year…I only hope this postcard doesn’t get lost, like all your absentee ballots did this year.” (P.S. please pass this around, as I do not have time to write another one with all the activities we have planned)

  26. CTCompromise says:

    Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Joe, 8 Islands=only 1 state ..WHO KNEW !!??”

  27. CTCompromise says:

    Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…” To Bill Clinton: You have the wrong idea about the lei a pretty Hawaiian girl gives you as soon as you arrive, but we’d still love to have you visit. B.O.”

  28. CTCompromise says:

    Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”To the Republican Party: When I get back, we have to get serious about punishing wealthy Americans who believe they deserve privileges which others do not have…Gotta’ go, the masseuse just came in for my apres-golf spa treatment to make me look good for the cocktail party with some of my closest ($) celebs. Good thing the estate is large enough that we won’t bother the neighbors! But, seriously, you Republicans are coddling the rich ! B.O.”

  29. DamnCat says:

    “all yur tuna are belong to me”

    Basterd

  30. Writer says:

    I am holding a party tonight for the Governor. I really owe him for “finding” my “Certificate of Live Birth”. I thought that I would have to give up the White House and all of these Perks, and move back to Malaysia. What a dump.

  31. AT says:

    “Still accepting campaign donations.”

  32. rodney dill says:

    …you may be too late to donate to my reelection compaign, but you still have time to contribute to my deification process.

  33. rodney dill says:

    …It’s good to be the king.

  34. Dohtimes says:

    …thank you taxpayers, anywhere I stay is really just Section 8 housing with a view.

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