Straight Line of the Day: Obama Sent a Postcard from Hawaii That Said…

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Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…

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  1. …out of spending money, raise taxes!

    …having a great time, wish I had more of your money

    …dear taxpayer, thanks for the $20 million estate

    …cliff, schmiff….I got vacation days I have to use up

    …Obama challenge: The person who votes for me the most times for my 3rd term gets assigned to my Secret Service detail when I retire here

    …Better than Bush: I’ve now taken more vacation time and spent more tax money on vacations than Bush! Mission accomplished!

    …out for some much-needed down time….keeping all those campaign lies straight is HARD!

    …just wait ’till I get back!

    …Speedos: I’m bringin’ ’em back!

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  2. …To make a donation click here
    …when I grew up here I, I I, UM, ME ME, UM I I I .
    …Choom Gang 4 Life
    … Allahu Akbar, what a beautiful sunset
    …Holiday greetings from the land of my typical white grandparents
    … No, getting your “Fair Share” does not include my vacation days

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  3. Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Service Member: Like you, I will spending the Holidays in a much warmer climate again this year. As your Commander In Chief, I want you to know that I understand what it is like not to have snow at this time of year…I only hope this postcard doesn’t get lost, like all your absentee ballots did this year.” (P.S. please pass this around, as I do not have time to write another one with all the activities we have planned)

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  4. Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…” To Bill Clinton: You have the wrong idea about the lei a pretty Hawaiian girl gives you as soon as you arrive, but we’d still love to have you visit. B.O.”

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  5. Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”To the Republican Party: When I get back, we have to get serious about punishing wealthy Americans who believe they deserve privileges which others do not have…Gotta’ go, the masseuse just came in for my apres-golf spa treatment to make me look good for the cocktail party with some of my closest ($) celebs. Good thing the estate is large enough that we won’t bother the neighbors! But, seriously, you Republicans are coddling the rich ! B.O.”

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  6. I am holding a party tonight for the Governor. I really owe him for “finding” my “Certificate of Live Birth”. I thought that I would have to give up the White House and all of these Perks, and move back to Malaysia. What a dump.

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