Straight Line of the Day: The First Tweet on Al Qaeda’s New Twitter Account…

Posted on February 11, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The first tweet on Al Qaeda’s new Twitter account

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55 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The First Tweet on Al Qaeda’s New Twitter Account…”

  1. Dohtimes says:

    …Today’s Fatwa: If you fail @martyrdom Rape Yr Way 2 Heaven.

    …Twitterz!!! More fun than stoning your daughter.

  2. Dohtimes says:

    LOL @Bombmude I meant MY daughter Your lil Islameekah was a bleeder.

  3. Armed and Larry says:

    Silence! I Keel you!

  4. Writer says:

    how do we qualify for blue crescent in case of workplace accidents

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