The Illustrated Frank J: Oh, Come On! Liberals Would Never Sink That Low!

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A Vast Improvement Over the Obama Regime

Cold War redux: in the Black Sea, a Russian fighter jet buzzed a US destroyer.

At least under Trump, no one’s up in the control tower bowing to it.

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It Never Went Away at IMAO

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Trump Offers Obama Newly Created Role As Ambassador To ISIS

[High Praise! to The Burrard Street Journal]

Trump Offers Obama Newly Created Role As Ambassador To ISIS

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Michael Moore Is Only One of These, Though

A new study has found that exercise can offset the harms of being obese, implying it’s possible to be both fat and fit.

My prediction for the newest thing liberals will claim offense at: fit-shaming.

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Trump Finds Original Obama Birth Certificate

Trump: His real name's Obamanov. He's so Russkie he makes Vladimir Putin look like Lee Greenwood.

Trump: His real name’s Obamanov. He’s so Russkie he makes Vladimir Putin look like Lee Greenwood.

WASHINGTON D.C. (AP) – With former President Obama already reeling from accusations by President Trump that the Obama administration illegally tapped the phones in Trump Tower, President Trump unleashed more shocking news by announcing that he has come across an original copy of Obama’s birth certificate.

After spending years as a “birther” and constantly questioning the authenticity of the long-form birth certificate released by President Obama in 2011 Donald Trump put the issue to rest in 2016 when he said “President Barack Obama was born in the United States, period.”

Now, however, he has – with the assistance of Barack Obama’s half-brother Malik Obama – released a birth certificate of his own which Trump claims “will put the birth question to rest once and for all”.

“I’m a big, important, amazing man – big enough to admit when I’m wrong,” said Trump, “and boy was I wrong about Barack Obama being a natural-born citizen of the US. Let me tell you. But he’s not even from Kenya like everyone – and I mean everyone – keeps saying about him. Well, turns out he was born a citizen of the Soviet Union. That’s right, he’s Russian, like Vladimir Lenin, Joseph Stalin, or Ivan Drago.”

“Not just a Russian,” Trump continued, “but this was 1961 when he was born, so he was a dirty, commie, Soviet Russian. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Except for being a dirty commie. But now we have to wonder was he a hacker, too? Was Obama a Russian hacker? I don’t know, his birth certificate doesn’t say. But I’ve personally seen Obama, who is black, typing on a laptop like the black guy in Die Hard. Who was definitely a hacker. Coincidence? I don’t know. I don’t know.”

“And I don’t want to drag Obama’s kids into this,” continued Trump, “but he DID name his daughter Natasha, like a dirty commie would. He never had a son, but if he did, he would’ve been named Boris.”

“I don’t think Obama likes moose OR squirrels either,” Trump concluded, “but I don’t know for sure. His birth certificate doesn’t say.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Foreigners Now Say the Scariest Thing About the United States…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Foreigners now say the scariest thing about the United States…

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Should I Be Worried That My Roomba Has a “Kill All Humans” Setting?

Experts warn that hacked robots could attack humans, burgle people’s homes, and kill their pets

That’s terrible! Think off all those poor anti-Trump protesters that’ll be out of a job!

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