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Straight Line of the Day: In Order to Boost Ratings on the Next Clinton-Sanders Debate…

Monday, February 8, 2016 12:00 pm

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Straight Line of the Day: The City of Washington DC Has a New Plan for Fighting Crime…

Friday, February 5, 2016 12:00 pm

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The city of Washington DC has a new plan for fighting crime…

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Announced a New Plan to Address Border Security…

Thursday, February 4, 2016 12:00 pm

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President Obama announced a new plan to address border security…

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Straight Line of the Day: Frank J. Should Run for President on a Platform of…

Wednesday, February 3, 2016 12:00 pm

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Frank J. should run for President on a platform of…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Result From the Iowa Caucuses…

Tuesday, February 2, 2016 12:00 pm

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The most surprising result from the Iowa caucuses…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s Campaign Manager Said That If the Republicans Nominated Donald Trump…

Monday, February 1, 2016 12:00 pm

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Hillary’s campaign manager said that if the Republicans nominated Donald Trump…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Clinton Decided That the REAL Cause of All Her Problems…

Friday, January 29, 2016 12:00 pm

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Hillary Clinton decided that the REAL cause of all her problems…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Upside of DC Being Buried by a Blizzard…

Thursday, January 28, 2016 12:00 pm

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The upside of DC being buried by a blizzard…

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Straight Line of the Day: After Seeing a Poll Showing That Most Americans Hate the Federal Government, President Obama…

Wednesday, January 27, 2016 12:00 pm

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After seeing a poll showing that most Americans hate the federal government, President Obama…

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Said That the Republican Vision for America…

Tuesday, January 26, 2016 12:00 pm

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President Obama said that the Republican vision for America…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Tagline to Hillary Clinton’s New Campaign Commercial…

Monday, January 25, 2016 12:00 pm

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The tagline to Hillary Clinton’s new campaign commercial

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Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Thing Happened When Obama Visited Detroit…

Friday, January 22, 2016 12:00 pm

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The weirdest thing happened when Obama visited Detroit…

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Straight Line of the Day: Sure, Benie Sanders Wants $20 Trillion in Tax Hikes, But in Return You’ll Get…

Thursday, January 21, 2016 12:00 pm

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Sure, Bernie Sanders wants $20 trillion in tax hikes, but in return you’ll get…

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Straight Line of the Day: Now Included on the List of Reasons ISIS Will Behead You…

Wednesday, January 20, 2016 12:00 pm

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Now included on the list of reasons ISIS will behead you…

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Straight Line of the Day: Benie Sanders’s Past Is Coming Back to Haunt Him. Turns Out He Once…

Tuesday, January 19, 2016 12:00 pm

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Bernie Sanders’s past is coming back to haunt him. Turns out he once…

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Straight Line of the Day: Signs That Hillary Clinton May Have Alzheimer’s Include…

Monday, January 18, 2016 12:00 pm

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Signs that Hillary Clinton may have Alzheimer’s include…

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Straight Line of the Day: Beware! Scientists Now Predict That Global Warming May Cause…

Friday, January 15, 2016 12:00 pm

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Beware! Scientists now predict that global warming may cause…

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Straight Line of the Day: In a Desperate Attempt to Attract New Users, Twitter…

Thursday, January 14, 2016 12:00 pm

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In a desperate attempt to attract new users, Twitter…

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Straight Line of the Day: In Order to Boost Ratings, the Final Democrat Debate Will Have…

Tuesday, January 12, 2016 12:00 pm

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Straight Line of the Day: The Best Reason for Democrats to Draft Joe Biden to Run This Year…

Monday, January 11, 2016 12:00 pm

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The best reason for Democrats to draft Joe Biden to run this year…

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