Straight Line of the Day: Thanksgiving Is Coming. The Thing President Trump Is Most Thankful for This Year…

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Thanksgiving is coming. The thing President Trump is most thankful for this year…

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Straight Line of the Day: Satellite Pictures Have Revealed North Korea’s New Secret Weapon…

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Satellite pictures have revealed North Korea’s new secret weapon

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Straight Line of the Day: Trump’s Approval Numbers Are Up. How Will the Media Explain This?

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Trump’s approval numbers are up. How will the media explain this?

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Straight Line of the Day: A Recent Series of Earthquakes in California Was Most Likely Caused by…

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A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…

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Straight Line of the Day: Liberals Are Angrily Protesting About Something. What Does Your Counter-Protest Sign Say?

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Liberals are angrily protesting about something. What does your counter-protest sign say?

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Straight Line of the Day: America Is Building a New Stealth Bomber In a Secret Desert Facility. Its Super-Secret Features Include…

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America is building a new stealth bomber in a secret desert facility. Its super-secret features include…

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Straight Line of the Day: Bezos Crazy With Power… Amazon Just Announced It Will Buy…

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Bezos crazy with power… Amazon just announced it will buy

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Straight Line of the Day: In Donna Brazille’s New Tell-All Book, It’s Revealed That During the Campaign, Hillary Clinton…

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In Donna Brazille’s new tell-all book, it’s revealed that during the campaign, Hillary Clinton…

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Straight Line of the Day: Turns Out a Recent Massive, Nationwide Internet Outage Was Caused by…

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Turns out a recent massive, nationwide internet outage was caused by…

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Straight Line of the Day: While Visiting South Korea, President Trump Invited Kim Jong Un to…

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While visiting South Korea, President Trump invited Kim Jong Un to…

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Straight Line of the Day: World’s Oldest Man Says the Key to Long Life Is…

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World’s oldest man says the key to long life is…

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Straight Line of the Day: Bin Laden’s 228-page Hand-Written Private Journal Has Been Released. The Most Surprising Entry…

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Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…

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Straight Line of the Day: Say… Whatever Happened to the Occupy Crowd?

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Say… whatever happened to the Occupy crowd?

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Straight Line of the Day: If Ratings Trends Continue, Expect NFL Football to Be Replaced by…

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If ratings trends continue, expect NFL football to be replaced by…

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Straight Line of the Day: Didn’t See That Coming – Doctors Say That Taking Aspirin Every Day Will Prevent…

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Didn’t see that coming – doctors say that taking aspirin every day will prevent…

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