Straight Line of the Day: After the Oath of Office, Trump’s First Words As President…

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After the Oath of Office, Trump’s first words as President…

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Link of the Day: Satire – Trump Awards Self ‘Even Better Presidential Medal of Freedom’

[The Daily Squat]

Trump awards self ‘Even Better Presidential Medal of Freedom’

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Straight Line of the Day: At Trump’s Inauguration, Expect Obama to Grab the Microphone and Say…

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Straight Line of the Day: According to a New Survey, the Thing Government Could Do to Improve Its Popularity…

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According to a new survey, the thing government could do to improve its popularity

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Straight Line of the Day: Donald Trump’s Presidential Limo Will Have Several Special Secret Features, Including…

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Donald Trump’s presidential limo will have several special secret features, including…

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Straight Line of the Day: If You Listened Very Carefully During President Obama’s Farewell Address, You Heard…

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If you listened very carefully during President Obama’s farewell address, you heard…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Military’s Newest Weapon – a Swarm of Tiny…

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The military’s newest weapon – a swarm of tiny…

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Link of the Day: Satire – Donald Trump Appoints Twitter As White House Press Secretary

[The Burrard Street Journal]

Donald Trump Appoints Twitter As White House Press Secretary

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Straight Line of the Day: Obama’s Most Important Accomplishment in These Last Few Days of His Administration Will Be…

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Obama’s most important accomplishment in these last few days of his administration will be…

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Straight Line of the Day: The White House Produced a ‘Farewell to Obama’ Video Titled…

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The White House produced a ‘farewell to Obama‘ video titled…

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Straight Line of the Day: Didn’t See That Coming… Obama’s Building a Wall Around…

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Straight Line of the Day: Chrysler’s Latest Car Comes With an Unbelievable New Feature…

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Chrysler’s latest car comes with an unbelievable new feature

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Straight Line of the Day: Hot Stock Market Tip! Now That Trump’s Been Elected, Invest in…

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Straight Line of the Day: McDonald’s Is Opening a Restaurant in the Vatican. On the Menu…

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Straight Line of the Day: Now Heading the List to Become America’s 51st State…

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Now heading the list to become America’s 51st state

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