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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Popular Halloween Costume in DC This Year…

Friday, October 31, 2014 12:00 pm

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The most popular Halloween costume in DC this year…

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Straight Line of the Day: Nancy Pelosi Said People Should Vote Democrat Next Week Because…

Thursday, October 30, 2014 12:00 pm

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Nancy Pelosi said people should vote Democrat next week because…

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Government Study Shows That the Only Way to Kill Ebola…

Wednesday, October 29, 2014 12:00 pm

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A new government study shows that the only way to kill Ebola…

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Issued a New Ebola Protocol…

Tuesday, October 28, 2014 12:00 pm

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President Obama issued a new Ebola protocol…

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Straight Line of the Day: Queen Elizabeth Joined Twitter. Her First Tweet…

Monday, October 27, 2014 12:00 pm

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Queen Elizabeth joined Twitter. Her first tweet…

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Straight Line of the Day: Instead of an Appearance by Obama, What Would Most Democrats Prefer at Their Campaign Rallies?

Friday, October 24, 2014 12:00 pm

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Instead of an appearance by Obama, what would most Democrats prefer at their campaign rallies?

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Clinton Raked in a Record $2.1 Million in One Fundraiser. How Did She Do It?

Thursday, October 23, 2014 12:00 pm

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Hillary Clinton raked in a record $2.1 million in one fundraiser. How did she do it?

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Straight Line of the Day: Ron Klain’s First Job As the New Ebola Czar…

Wednesday, October 22, 2014 12:00 pm

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Ron Klain’s first job as the new Ebola Czar…

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Straight Line of the Day: During a Speech, the Audience Started Walking Out on Obama Because…

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 12:00 pm

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During a speech, the audience started walking out on Obama because…

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Straight Line of the Day: Under Obama’s New Immigration Plan, You Can Only Get Deported…

Monday, October 20, 2014 12:00 pm

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Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…

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Straight Line of the Day: Now on the White House’s List of Things That Reporters Aren’t Allowed to Mention…

Friday, October 17, 2014 12:00 pm

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Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…

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Straight Line of the Day: After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor…

Thursday, October 16, 2014 12:00 pm

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After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…

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Straight Line of the Day: The CDC’s New Slogan: “Think Ebola”. Blah. What’s a Better Catchphrase for the War on Ebola?

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 12:00 pm

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The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?

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Straight Line of the Day: In a Desperate Bid to Boost Their Cratering Ratings, MSNBC Will Hire…

Tuesday, October 14, 2014 12:00 pm

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In a desperate bid to boost their cratering ratings, MSNBC will hire…

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Straight Line of the Day: When Asked to Name Joe Biden’s Greatest Accomplishment, Most Democrats…

Monday, October 13, 2014 12:00 pm

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When asked to name Joe Biden’s greatest accomplishment, most Democrats…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hawaiian Officials Have Decided Against Naming a Park After President Obama. Instead, They Will Honor Him By…

Friday, October 10, 2014 12:00 pm

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Hawaiian officials have decided against naming a park after President Obama. Instead, they will honor him by…

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Straight Line of the Day: If You Think You Have Ebola, the First Thing You Should Do Is…

Thursday, October 9, 2014 12:00 pm

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If you think you have Ebola, the first thing you should do is…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Department of Homeland Security Has Just Been Granted a New Power…

Wednesday, October 8, 2014 12:00 pm

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The Department of Homeland Security has just been granted a new power…

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Straight Line of the Day: Now Being Unleashed by the US in the war Against ISIS…

Tuesday, October 7, 2014 12:00 pm

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Now being unleashed by the US in the war against ISIS…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Good News: Company Introduces Flying Car. The Bad News:…

Monday, October 6, 2014 12:00 pm

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The good news: company introduces flying car. The bad news:…

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