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Straight Line of the Day: As a Result of Obama Dropping the Trade Embargo Against Cuba…

Monday, December 22, 2014 12:00 pm

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As a result of Obama dropping the trade embargo against Cuba…

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Straight Line of the Day: Frank J. Needs to Launch His Presidential Campaign. What Should His Slogan Be?

Friday, December 19, 2014 12:00 pm

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Frank J. needs to launch his presidential campaign. What should his slogan be?

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Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Have Developed a Robot to Replace Your Doctor. Although Under Obamacare…

Thursday, December 18, 2014 12:00 pm

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Scientists have developed a robot to replace your doctor. Although under Obamacare…

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Straight Line of the Day: Uh-Oh… A New Report Shows That Electric Cars…

Wednesday, December 17, 2014 12:00 pm

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Uh-oh… a new report shows that electric cars…

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Straight Line of the Day: Desperate for Ratings, MSNBC Will Expand Its Broadcast Lineup to Include…

Tuesday, December 16, 2014 12:00 pm

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Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Government’s Latest Attempt at Promoting Obamacare…

Monday, December 15, 2014 12:00 pm

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The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…

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Straight Line of the Day: Surprising News from the Latest UN Climate Conference…

Friday, December 12, 2014 12:00 pm

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Surprising news from the latest UN climate conference

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Straight Line of the Day: During an Interview, President Obama Quoted “the Good Book”, Saying…

Thursday, December 11, 2014 12:00 pm

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During an interview, President Obama quoted “the Good Book”, saying…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Secret CIA Enhanced Interrogation Technique…

Wednesday, December 10, 2014 12:00 pm

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The most surprising secret CIA enhanced interrogation technique

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Straight Line of the Day: Scientists in Chicago Opened the Coffin of a 2500-Year-Old Egyptian Mummy and Found…

Tuesday, December 9, 2014 12:00 pm

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Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s Campaign Has a New Theme Song…

Monday, December 8, 2014 12:00 pm

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Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s Biggest Fear About the 2016 Elections…

Friday, December 5, 2014 12:00 pm

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Hillary’s biggest fear about the 2016 election…

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Straight Line of the Day: Eric Holder Announced a New DOJ Program to End Racial Profiling…

Thursday, December 4, 2014 12:00 pm

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Eric Holder announced a new DoJ program to end racial profiling…

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Straight Line of the Day: Oil Prices Are Plummeting. President Obama…

Wednesday, December 3, 2014 12:00 pm

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Oil prices are plummeting. President Obama…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Oddest “Holiday” Decoration in the White House…

Tuesday, December 2, 2014 12:00 pm

[High Praise! to Jim for sending me the link]

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The oddest “holiday” decoration in the White House…

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Straight Line of the Day: Name That Metaphor…

Monday, December 1, 2014 12:00 pm

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Something a little different today. This picture of a woman getting bitten by a bear she was trying to cuddle is the perfect metaphor for something:

Your job is to tell me what.

Suggested (not required) format:

Woman =
Bear =

For example:

Woman = stupid voters
Bear = Obamacare

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Straight Line of the Day: In a Newly-Released Video About Obamacare, Jonathan Gruber Said…

Friday, November 28, 2014 12:00 pm

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In a newly-released video about Obamacare, Jonathan Gruber said…

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Straight Line of the Day: Obama’s Next Executive Order…

Wednesday, November 26, 2014 12:00 pm

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Obama’s next Executive Order..

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Straight Line of the Day: While Negotiating a Nuclear Deal With Iran, John Kerry…

Tuesday, November 25, 2014 12:00 pm

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While negotiating a nuclear deal with Iran, John Kerry…

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Straight Line of the Day: The White House “Fixed” the Disappointing Obamacare Signup Numbers by…

Monday, November 24, 2014 12:00 pm

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The White House “fixed” the disappointing Obamacare signup numbers by…

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