Straight Line of the Day: Things That Make Liberals Cry…

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Something a little different today… Here’s a list of 9 things that make Liberals cry. Your job is to tell me what #10 is:

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Straight Line of the Day: North Korea Just Unveiled It’s Newest Weapon…

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North Korea just unveiled its newest weapon…

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Straight Line of the Day: In an Attempt to Quash Rumors About Her Poor Health, Hillary Clinton…

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In an attempt to quash rumors about her poor health, Hillary Clinton…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s Having a Bad Day… Now Declaring Support for Clinton…

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Hillary’s having a bad day… now declaring support for Clinton…

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Straight Line of the Day: At a Secret Fundraiser for Ultra-Wealthy Liberal Donors, in Exchange for a Contribution, Hillary Clinton Promised…

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At a secret fundraiser for ultra-wealthy liberal donors, in exchange for a contribution, Hillary Clinton promised…

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Straight Line of the Day: This is Weird… at Every Campaign Stop, Hillary Insists on…

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At every campaign stop, Hillary insists on…

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Straight Line of the Day: This Is Weird… at Every Campaign Stop, Hillary Insists on…

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This is weird… at every campaign stop, Hillary insists on…

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Straight Line of the Day: Oh No! Hillary’s Been Diagnosed With…

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Oh no! Hillary’s been diagnosed with…

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Straight Line of the Day: After Being Trounced by MSNBC in the Ratings, CNN Will Attempt to Boost Viewership by…

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After being trounced by MSNBC in the ratings, CNN will attempt to boost viewership by…

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Straight Line of the Day: Shocking! Turns Out That Hillary Clinton Is Using Illegal Immigrants to…

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Shocking! Turns out that Hillary Clinton is using illegal immigrants to…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Best Advice Donald Trump’s Father Ever Gave Him…

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The best advice Donald Trump’s father ever gave him…

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Straight Line of the Day: Since the Girl Ghostbusters Movie Lost $70 Million, The Next Ghostbusters Remake Will Feature…

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Since the Girl Ghostbusters movie lost $70 million, the next Ghostbusters remake will feature…

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Straight Line of the Day: Donald Trump Said That He Wants Foreigners to Think America Is…

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Donald Trump said he wants foreigners to think America is…

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Straight Line of the Day: Surprise! Recently Spotted Attending a Hillary Clinton Rally…

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Surprise! Recently spotted attending a Hillary Clinton rally…

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Straight Line of the Day: Michelle Obama May Run for the Senate. Her Campaign Slogan…

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Michelle Obama may run for the Senate. Her campaign slogan…

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