Straight Line of the Day: The Easiest Way to Fix the Obamacare Problem…

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The easiest way to fix the Obamacare problem

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Straight Line of the Day: Super Scandal! Now There’s Collusion Between Trump and…

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Super scandal! Now there’s collusion between Trump and…

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Straight Line of the Day: Maybe Just a Rumor, But I Heard President Trump Plans to Change America’s Symbol from the Bald Eagle to…

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Straight Line of the Day: Shock News! Obama Once Colluded With Russia to…

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Shock news! Obama once colluded with Russia to…

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Straight Line of the Day: Dozens of Fired New York Times Editors Will Find New Employment As…

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Straight Line of the Day: Weird Trend: Super-Rich People Are Buying…

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Weird trend: super-rich people are buying

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Straight Line of the Day: The State of Illinois Is So Hard Up for Cash…

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The state of Illinois is so hard up for cash

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Straight Line of the Day: The Real Reason Republicans Can’t Pass an Obamacare Repeal Bill…

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The real reason Republicans can’t pass an Obamacare repeal bill

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Straight Line of the Day: Best Quote From the Meeting Between Trump and Putin…

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Best quote from the meeting between Trump and Putin

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Straight Line of the Day: The Real Reason Why Obama Has Been Meeting With World Leaders After Trump…

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The real reason why Obama has been meeting with world leaders after Trump…

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Straight Line of the Day: After CNN Caused the Entire Internet to Declare War on Them After Blackmailing a Guy Over a Meme, the Next Step in Their Master Plan…

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After CNN caused the entire Internet to declare war on them after blackmailing a guy over a meme, the next step in their master plan…

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Straight Line of the Day: After Telling Americans Not to be Too Patriotic, Obama’s Plans for the 4th of July…

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After telling Americans not to be too patriotic, Obama’s plans for the 4th of July…

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Straight Line of the Day: After Feeling Left Out Due to US Media Only Talking About Russia Every Day, Kim Jong-un…

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After feeling left out due to US media only talking about Russia every day, Kim Jong-un…

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Straight Line of the Day: After The Dude (Jeff Bridges) Announced That He is Rooting For Trump…

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After The Dude (Jeff Bridges) announced that he is rooting for Trump…

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Straight Line of the Day: In Response to the Project Veritas Video Showing a CNN Producer Admitting Fake News, CNN Executives…

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In response to the Project Veritas video showing a CNN producer admitting fake news, CNN executives…

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