Straight Line of the Day: Humans to Become Obsolete! Google Just Tested a New Robot That Can…

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Humans to become obsolete! Google just tested a new robot that can…

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Straight Line of the Day: The REAL Reason Bernie Sanders Showed Up in Iowa Last Week…

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The REAL reason Bernie Sanders showed up in Iowa last week…

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Straight Line of the Day: Forget Prince Charles. Britain Has Decided That When Queen Elizabeth Dies, the Next Ruler of England Will Be…

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Forget Prince Charles. Britain has decided that when Queen Elizabeth dies, the next ruler of England will be…

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Straight Line of the Day: Trump Plans to Have the International Space Station Turn a Profit by…

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President Trump plans to have the International Space Station turn a profit by…

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Straight Line of the Day: Shocking Leaked Secret! It Turns Out the New iPhone…

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Shocking leaked secret! It turns out the new iPhone

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Straight Line of the Day: Adding a Little Excitement to This Year’s Winter Olympics, a New Event…

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Adding a little excitement to this year’s winter Olympics, a new event

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Straight Line of the Day: Forget Bitcoin. There’s a New Currency Whose Value Is Based on the Price of…

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Forget Bitcoin. There’s a new currency whose value is based on the price of…

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Straight Line of the Day: In a New ACLU-Backed Lawsuit, a Man Is Claiming He Has a Constitutional Right to…

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In a new ACLU-backed lawsuit, a man is claiming he has a constitutional right to

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Straight Line of the Day: It’s an Election Year. California’s Next Governor Will Probably Be…

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It’s an election year. California’s next governor will probably be…

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Straight Line of the Day: Easy Fix for the North Korea Problem – Three Words:…

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Easy fix for the North Korea problem – three words…

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Straight Line of the Day: Caption Nancy Pelosi’s Picture

San Fran Nan made a mighty peculiar face during the SOTU:

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Straight Line of the Day: Republicans Voted to Release a Secret Memo That Proves That Democrats…

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Republicans voted to release a secret memo that proves that Democrats…

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Straight Line of the Day: Amazon Is Creating a Health Care Company. Among Its Innovative Features…

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Amazon is creating a health care company. Among it’s innovative features…

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Straight Line of the Day: Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union Address…

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Predictions for Trump’s State of the Union address

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Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Think Trump Will Get Us Into a Nuclear War. Or, Even Worse,…

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Democrats think Trump will get us into a nuclear war. Or, even worse,…

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