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Straight Line of the Day: Debbie Wasserman Shultz Tweeted “Democrats Have Led On So Many Great Policies. Which Is Your Favorite?”…

Friday, March 27, 2015 12:00 pm

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz tweeted “Democrats have led on so many great policies. Which is your favorite?”…

(Also having fun with this…)

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Straight Line of the Day: The World’s Fastest Rocket Car Will Go 1000 MPH and Be Powered By…

Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:00 pm

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The world’s fastest rocket car will go 1000 MPH and be powered by…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Next Item to Be Banned in New York City…

Wednesday, March 25, 2015 12:00 pm

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The next item to be banned in New York City…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Clinton Visited the White House on Monday…

Tuesday, March 24, 2015 12:00 pm

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Hillary Clinton visited the White House on Monday…

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Straight Line of the Day: Following the “Success” of #RaceTogether, the Next Promotional Stunt from Starbucks…

Monday, March 23, 2015 12:00 pm

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Following the “success” of #RaceTogether, the next promotional stunt from Starbucks…

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Straight Line of the Day: After Netanyahu Was Reelected Prime Minister of Israel, President Obama Called to Say…

Friday, March 20, 2015 12:00 pm

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After Netanyahu was reelected Prime Minister of Israel, President Obama called to say…

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Straight Line of the Day: Under Facebook’s New “Community Standards” Rules, You Are No Longer Allowed to…

Thursday, March 19, 2015 12:00 pm

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Under Facebook’s new “community standards” rules, you are no longer allowed to…

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Straight Line of the Day: Apple’s New TV Service Will Feature…

Wednesday, March 18, 2015 12:00 pm

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Apple’s new TV service will feature…

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Straight Line of the Day: Huh… Turns Out That Hillary Clinton’s New Campaign Manager…

Tuesday, March 17, 2015 12:00 pm

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Huh… turns out that Hillary Clinton’s new campaign manager

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Straight Line of the Day: Buried Deep in the 313 Pages of the FCC’s New Internet Rules…

Monday, March 16, 2015 12:00 pm

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Buried deep in the 313 pages of the FCC’s new internet rules…

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Straight Line of the Day: NASA’s Newest Moon Mission Will Be…

Friday, March 13, 2015 12:00 pm

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NASA’s newest moon mission will be…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Apple Watch’s Most Exciting Feature…

Thursday, March 12, 2015 12:00 pm

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The Apple Watch’s most exciting feature…

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Straight Line of the Day: Some Signs That Russia May Not Be Our Ally Anymore…

Wednesday, March 11, 2015 12:00 pm

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Some signs that Russia may not be our ally anymore…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Awkward Moment During Obama’s Speech at the Selma 50th Anniversary Civil Rights March…

Tuesday, March 10, 2015 12:00 pm

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The most awkward moment during Obama’s speech at the Selma 50th anniversary Civil Rights March…

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Straight Line of the Day: NASA Scientists Studying Mars Made a Startling Discovery…

Monday, March 9, 2015 12:00 pm

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NASA scientists studying Mars made a startling discovery…

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Straight Line of the Day: Why Was Al Gore Rejected For Jury Duty?

Friday, March 6, 2015 12:00 pm

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Why was Al Gore rejected for jury duty?

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Announced His Next Executive Order Will Be…

Thursday, March 5, 2015 12:00 pm

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President Obama announced his next executive order will be…

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Straight Line of the Day: What Was the Private Email Address That Hillary Used While At the State Department?

Wednesday, March 4, 2015 12:00 pm

[High Praise! to Hatless in Hattiesburg for suggesting this]

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

What was the private email address that Hillary used while working at the State Department?

Bonus link: Some other folks are also tackling the topic (some responses NSFW).

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Link of the Day: I Thought I Knew Trek, But This List Surprised Me a Lot

Tuesday, March 3, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

The Origins of 11 Famous Star Trek Lines

I notice that they don’t actually say anything about the origin of #7, which makes me sad, because I’m really curious about which scriptwriter mistakenly thought it was a good idea.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Responded to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s Speech by…

Tuesday, March 3, 2015 12:00 pm

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President Obama responded to Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech by…

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