Archive for the ‘Straight Line of the Day’ Category
Friday, May 17, 2013 12:00 pm
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Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?
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Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:00 pm
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Asked about secretly obtaining phone records on AP journalists, Eric Holder…
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Wednesday, May 15, 2013 12:00 pm
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Crime has gotten so out of control in Chicago…
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Tuesday, May 14, 2013 12:00 pm
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To avoid insolvency, Detroit…
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Monday, May 13, 2013 12:00 pm
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Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…
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Friday, May 10, 2013 12:00 pm
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As soon as Obama landed in Texas, Rick Perry…
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Thursday, May 9, 2013 12:00 pm
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While visiting Russia, John Kerry…
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Wednesday, May 8, 2013 12:00 pm
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In an effort to lose weight, Chris Christie…
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013 6:00 pm
[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]
Obamacare to Cover Train Wrecks, White House Says
[Think you have a link that's IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013 12:00 pm
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Newly-elected NRA President James Porter’s first act…
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Monday, May 6, 2013 12:00 pm
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President Obama’s advice to college graduates:…
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Friday, May 3, 2013 12:00 pm
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To address gun violence in Chicago, Mayor Rahm Emanuel……
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Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:00 pm
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A New York City public school will begin serving only vegetarian meals. Featured on the menu…
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Wednesday, May 1, 2013 12:00 pm
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The most surprising item in the new Vanity Fair piece on President Obama…
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Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:00 pm
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What happened to Carpenter?
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Monday, April 29, 2013 12:00 pm
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The funniest thing at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner…
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Friday, April 26, 2013 12:00 pm
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What’s wrong with this picture?…
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Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:00 pm
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Listed in California’s new “Homeless Bill of Rights“…
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Wednesday, April 24, 2013 12:00 pm
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The most surprising item in the new Benghazi Report…
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Monday, April 22, 2013 12:00 pm
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(Based on a recent email query from Nuking Politics’ Anonymiss)
Why don’t you comment on Anonymiss’s Straight Line when you check for the winner of the IMAO Straight Line at Nuking Politics?
I predict the most popular answers will be:
“I’m sexist”
“I’m allergic to cookies”
“Girl questions have cooties! Ick!”
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