Straight Line of the Day: The Liberal Utopia of New York City Will Now Start Issuing Fines for…

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The liberal utopia of New York City will now start issuing fines for…

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Straight Line of the Day: At a Trump Rally, People Rioted Because…

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At a Trump rally, people rioted because…

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Straight Line of the Day: Recently Banned From a Bernie Sanders Rally…

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Recently banned from a Bernie Sanders rally…

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Straight Line of the Day: Bernie Sanders Hopes to Win the Presidency With His New Slogan…

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Bernie Sanders hopes to win the presidency with his new slogan

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Straight Line of the Day: Turns Out Hillary Got Over $20 Million in Corporate Speaking Fees. She Spent It On…

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Turns out Hillary got over $20 million in corporate speaking fees. She spent it on…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Is Really Angry Because Bernie Sanders…

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Hillary is really angry because Bernie Sanders…

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Straight Line of the Day: Shocking! For Her VP Pick, Hillary Is Considering…

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Shocking! For her VP pick, Hillary is considering…

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Straight Line of the Day: Now Being Used to Calm Angry People Stuck in Long Airport TSA Lines…

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Now being used to calm angry people stuck in long airport TSA lines…

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Straight Line of the Day: After Being Interrupted by a Protester During a Rally in Kentucky, Hillary…

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After being interrupted by a protester during a rally in Kentucky, Hillary…

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Straight Line of the Day: Why Are TSA Airport Screenings Taking So Long?

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Why are TSA airport screenings taking so long?

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