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Straight Line of the Day: The Phrase That Hillary Clinton Most Often Uses on the Campaign Trail…

Friday, April 24, 2015 12:00 pm

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The phrase that Hillary Clinton most often uses on the campaign trail…

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s Approval Ratings Are Starting to Climb Upwards. What Happened?

Thursday, April 23, 2015 12:00 pm

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President Obama’s approval ratings are starting to climb upwards. What happened?

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Straight Line of the Day: The Dreadful Secret That President Obama Has Kept for Years…

Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:00 pm

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The dreadful secret that President Obama has kept for years…

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Straight Line of the Day: The DNC Scheduled Its First Primary Debate, Where Hillary Will Face…

Tuesday, April 21, 2015 12:00 pm

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The DNC scheduled its first primary debate, where Hillary will face…

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Straight Line of the Day: Apple Is Really Embarrassed Because Their Siri App…

Monday, April 20, 2015 12:00 pm

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Apple is really embarrassed because their Siri app…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary’s New Campaign Logo…

Friday, April 17, 2015 12:00 pm

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Hillary’s new campaign logo

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Straight Line of the Day: Meeting With Jewish-American Leaders, President Obama Said…

Thursday, April 16, 2015 12:00 pm

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Meeting with Jewish-American leaders, President Obama said…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Mars Rover Just Made a Shocking Discovery…

Wednesday, April 15, 2015 12:00 pm

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The Mars rover just made a shocking discovery…

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Straight Line of the Day: There Was a Horrible Typo in Hillary’s Candidacy Announcement Press Release…

Tuesday, April 14, 2015 12:00 pm

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There was a horrible typo in Hillary’s candidacy announcement press release…

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Straight Line of the Day: Illegal Immigrants Have Discovered a New Way to Sneak Across the Border…

Monday, April 13, 2015 12:00 pm

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Illegal immigrants have discovered a new way to sneak across the border…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Advancement in Autonomous Vehicle Technology…

Monday, April 6, 2015 12:00 pm

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The latest advancement in autonomous vehicle technology…

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Link of the Day: Satire – Poll: Ted Cruz Badly Trails Imaginary Ideal Republican

Friday, April 3, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]

Poll: Ted Cruz Badly Trails Imaginary Ideal Republican

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Straight Line of the Day: They Finally Found a Use for Michelle Obama’s “Healthy” School Lunches…

Friday, April 3, 2015 12:00 pm

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They finally found a use for Michelle Obama’s “healthy” school lunches…

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Straight Line of the Day: John Kerry Said That Nuclear Talks With Iran Failed Because…

Thursday, April 2, 2015 12:00 pm

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John Kerry said that nuclear talks with Iran failed because…

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Straight Line of the Day: For April Fools Day at the White House…

Wednesday, April 1, 2015 12:00 pm

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For April Fools Day at the White House…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Head of NBC News Wants to Fix MSNBC’s Ratings Problem. His Plan…

Tuesday, March 31, 2015 12:00 pm

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The head of NBC News wants to fix MSNBC’s ratings problem. His plan…

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Straight Line of the Day: Harry Reid Said He’s Retiring. How Should We Mark This Occasion?

Monday, March 30, 2015 12:00 pm

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Harry Reid said he’s retiring. How should we mark this occasion?

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Straight Line of the Day: Debbie Wasserman Shultz Tweeted “Democrats Have Led On So Many Great Policies. Which Is Your Favorite?”…

Friday, March 27, 2015 12:00 pm

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz tweeted “Democrats have led on so many great policies. Which is your favorite?”…

(Also having fun with this…)

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Straight Line of the Day: The World’s Fastest Rocket Car Will Go 1000 MPH and Be Powered By…

Thursday, March 26, 2015 12:00 pm

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The world’s fastest rocket car will go 1000 MPH and be powered by…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Next Item to Be Banned in New York City…

Wednesday, March 25, 2015 12:00 pm

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The next item to be banned in New York City…

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