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Straight Line of the Day: What Did the NSA Learn From Spying on the French?

Thursday, July 2, 2015 12:00 pm

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What did the NSA learn from spying on the French?

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Straight Line of the Day: What Was in the Private Message That President Obama Sent to Iran?

Wednesday, July 1, 2015 12:00 pm

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What was in the private message that President Obama sent to Iran?

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Straight Line of the Day: The Next Democrat to Announce a 2016 Campaign…

Tuesday, June 30, 2015 12:00 pm

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The next Democrat to announce a 2016 campaign…

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Straight Line of the Day: The White House Now Wants Doctors to Talk to Their Patients About…

Monday, June 29, 2015 12:00 pm

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The White House now wants doctors to talk to their patients about…

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Straight Line of the Day: ISIS Is Now Minting Its Own Currency. The Front of the Coin Will Feature…

Friday, June 26, 2015 12:00 pm

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ISIS is now minting its own currency. The front of the coin will feature…

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows That Conservatives Are Better Than Liberals When It Comes to…

Thursday, June 25, 2015 12:00 pm

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A new study shows that conservatives are better than liberals when it comes to…

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Straight Line of the Day: The University of California Wants to Ban the Phrase “Melting Pot”. Also on the Ban List…

Wednesday, June 24, 2015 12:00 pm

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The University of California wants to ban the phrase “melting pot“. Also on the ban list…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Ayatollah Has Toned Down His Rhetoric. Instead of Calling for “Death to America!”, He’s Just Calling For…

Tuesday, June 23, 2015 12:00 pm

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The Ayatollah has toned down his rhetoric. Instead of calling for “Death to America!“, he’s just calling for…

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Straight Line of the Day: Brian Williams Is Excited About His New Position At MSNBC Because…

Monday, June 22, 2015 12:00 pm

[High Praise! to Iowa Jim for this one]

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Brian Williams is excited about his new position at MSNBC because…

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Straight Line of the Day: To Stop Climate Change, President Obama Issued an Executive Order to…

Friday, June 19, 2015 12:00 pm

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To stop climate change, President Obama issued an executive order to…

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Link of the Day: I’ve Heard These Words, Didn’t Understand Them, But Always Forgot to Look Them Up Afterwards

Thursday, June 18, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

21 Obscure References in Classic Songs—Explained!

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s New Program to Reduce Crime…

Thursday, June 18, 2015 12:00 pm

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President Obama’s new program to reduce crime…

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Straight Line of the Day: What Songs Are on Hillary’s Spotify Playlist?

Wednesday, June 17, 2015 12:00 pm

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What song’s are on Hillary’s Spotify playlist

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Straight Line of the Day: In Addition to Being Underpaid, Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Interns…

Tuesday, June 16, 2015 12:00 pm

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In addition to being underpaid, Hillary Clinton’s campaign interns…

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Straight Line of the Day: Drought-Stricken California’s Newest Plan to Save Water…

Monday, June 15, 2015 12:00 pm

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Drought-stricken California’s newest plan to save water…

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Straight Line of the Day: During Her Speech to Graduates in Chicago, Michelle Obama Said Her Biggest Personal Struggle…

Friday, June 12, 2015 12:00 pm

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During her speech to graduates in Chicago, Michelle Obama said her biggest personal struggle…

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Straight Line of the Day: To Any Democrat That Votes for Obamatrade, President Obama Promised…

Thursday, June 11, 2015 12:00 pm

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To any Democrat that votes for Obamatrade, President Obama promised…

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s New Plan to “Fix” the Immigration System…

Tuesday, June 9, 2015 12:00 pm

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President Obama’s new plan to “fix” the immigration system…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Thing Included in the ObamaTrade Deal…

Monday, June 8, 2015 12:00 pm

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The most surprising thing included in the ObamaTrade deal…

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Straight Line of the Day: Surprise! NASA Announced That They Will Launch…

Friday, June 5, 2015 12:00 pm

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Surprise! NASA announced that they will launch…

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