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Straight Line of the Day: If You Could Ask Frank J. Any Question, What Would It Be?

Friday, April 18, 2014 12:00 pm

[High Praise! to Oppo for the suggestion]

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If you could ask Frank J. any question, what would it be?

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Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Wearable Device From Google…

Thursday, April 17, 2014 12:00 pm

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The latest wearable device from Google…

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Straight Line of the Day: In Order to Provide Better Internet Security, the Government…

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 12:00 pm

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In order to provide better internet security, the government…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Exciting Feature of the Navy’s New High-Tech Destroyer…

Tuesday, April 15, 2014 12:00 pm

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The most exciting feature of the Navy’s new high-tech destroyer…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Moment During Kathleen Sebelius’s Resignation Speech…

Monday, April 14, 2014 12:00 pm

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The weirdest moment during Kathleen Sebelius’s resignation speech

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Straight Line of the Day: NBC Is Asking Viewers for Suggestions for Better Sitcoms. How About…

Friday, April 11, 2014 12:00 pm

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NBC is asking viewers for suggestions for better sitcoms. How about…

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Link of the Day: Princess Bride Makes Everything Better

Thursday, April 10, 2014 6:00 pm

(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics via The Daily Aztec [High Praise!])

How I feel about graduation, in 11 “The Princess Bride” gifs

I’m not normally a fan of animated gifs, because they take forever to load and bog down my browser, but it’s Princess Bride, and that makes it conceivable.

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Straight Line of the Day: Asked if She’s Running in 2016, Hillary Said She’s “Thinking About It”, Which Is Her Way of Saying…

Thursday, April 10, 2014 12:00 pm

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Asked if she’s running in 2016, Hillary said she’s “thinking about it”, which is her way of saying…

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows That Kids in the US Are Getting Heavier. Therefore, Obama Proposes…

Wednesday, April 9, 2014 12:00 pm

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A new study shows that kids in the US are getting heavier. Therefore, Obama proposes…

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Straight Line of the Day: Students Were Surprised to Discover that Michelle Obama’s “Healthy” Lunch Menu Included…

Tuesday, April 8, 2014 12:00 pm

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Students were surprised to discover that Michelle Obama’s “healthy” lunch menu included…

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Machine Can Tell Whether a Person Is Liberal or Conservative by…

Monday, April 7, 2014 12:00 pm

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A new machine can tell if a person is liberal or conservative by…

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Straight Line of the Day: In the Proposed Sequel to Al Gore’s Global Warming Documentary “An Inconvenient Truth”…

Friday, April 4, 2014 12:00 pm

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In the proposed sequel to Al Gore’s global warming documentary “An Inconvenient Truth”…

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Reality Show Will Strand People in the Wilderness. Its Spin-off Show Will Strand People…

Thursday, April 3, 2014 12:00 pm

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A new reality show will strand people in the wilderness. Its spin-off show will strand people…

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Straight Line of the Day: China Plans to Cover the World With Surveillance Satellites. Obama…

Wednesday, April 2, 2014 12:00 pm

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China plans to cover the world with surveillance satellites. Obama…

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Will Help Struggling Democrats Get Elected This Fall By…

Tuesday, April 1, 2014 12:00 pm

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President Obama will help struggling Democrats get elected this fall by…

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Straight Line of the Day: A 5.1 Magnitude Earthquake Hit Los Angeles. Liberals Are Upset Because…

Monday, March 31, 2014 12:00 pm

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A 5.1 magnitude earthquake hit Los Angeles. Liberals are upset because…

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Straight Line of the Day: Overheard During Obama’s Meeting With the Pope…

Friday, March 28, 2014 12:00 pm

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Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Excuse for Delaying the Obamacare Signup Deadline…

Thursday, March 27, 2014 12:00 pm

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The latest excuse for delaying the Obamacare deadline…

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Straight Line of the Day: During a Speech on the Senate Floor, Harry Reid Blamed Republicans for…

Wednesday, March 26, 2014 12:00 pm

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During a speech on the Senate floor, Harry Reid blamed Republicans for…

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Straight Line of the Day: Name Your Post-Apocalyptic Faction!

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 12:00 pm

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Today, 4of7 of Little Worlds offers a challenge based on his latest Kevin Koastie cartoon (say… is that Kathleen Sebelius doing a cameo as The Librarian?):

If you were the leader of a group of Post-Apocalyptic survivors, what would you call the group, and what would be your rallying cry?

If you’re stuck for a name, try the Rock band name generator

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