Straight Line of the Day: Illinois Has $16 Billion in Unpaid Bills. Among Them…

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Illinois has $16 billion in unpaid bills. Among them…

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Straight Line of the Day: New York City Will Stop Prosecuting Subway Fare Evaders and Start Cracking Down on…

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New York City will stop prosecuting subway fare evaders and start cracking down on…

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Straight Line of the Day: It Be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Now Talk Like a Pirate, Ye Scurvy Dogs!

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It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Now talk like a pirate, ye scurvy dogs!

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Straight Line of the Day: The One Thing I’m Really Hoping President Trump Will Say During His UN Speech…

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The one thing I’m really hoping President Trump will say during his UN speech

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Straight Line of the Day: During a Recent Speech, Nancy Pelosi Kept Botching Her Lines Every Time She Tried to Say…

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During a recent speech, Nancy Pelosi kept botching her lines every time she tried to say…

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Straight Line of the Day: It’s My Birthday Today. If You Asked Me What I Wanted for My Birthday, I Would Probably Say…

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It’s my birthday today. If you asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I would probably say…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Next Group of People to Lose Their Jobs to Robots…

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The next group of people to lose their jobs to robots

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Straight Line of the Day: Rejected Titles for Hillary Clinton’s New Book…

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Rejected titles for Hillary Clinton’s new book

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Straight Line of the Day: When a Hurricane Hits, the Most Important Thing…

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When a hurricane hits, the most important thing…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Thing to Be Renamed in Honor of Former President Obama…

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The latest thing to be renamed in honor of former President Obama

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Straight Line of the Day: New Photographs Show That Top Secret Air Force Base Area 51 Contains…

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New photographs show that top secret Air Force base Area 51 contains…

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Straight Line of the Day: Now Outselling Al Gore’s New Global Warming Book…

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Now outselling Al Gore’s new global warming book

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Straight Line of the Day: Trump’s New Border Wall Will Have Some “Special Features”, Including…

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Trump’s new border wall will have some “special features”, including…

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Straight Line of the Day: That’s Weird… Russian Hackers Just Tweeted…

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That’s weird… Russian hackers just tweeted…

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Straight Line of the Day: Instead of “Male” or “Female”, California May Soon Allow People to List Their Gender As…

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Instead of “Male” or “Female”, California may soon allow people to list their gender as…

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