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Straight Line of the Day: If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…

Friday, July 25, 2014 12:00 pm

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If Biden runs in 2016, his campaign slogan…

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Poll Shows Only 60% Think Obama Is a US Citizen. The Other 40%…

Thursday, July 24, 2014 12:00 pm

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A new poll shows only 60% think Obama is a US citizen. The other 40%…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Interesting Feature of President Obama’s New California Mansion…

Wednesday, July 23, 2014 12:00 pm

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The most interesting feature of President Obama’s new California mansion

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Straight Line of the Day: Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s First Act As Apple’s New PR Guy…

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 12:00 pm

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Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s first act as Apple’s new PR guy

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Straight Line of the Day: The Difference Between a Fake TSA Agent and a Real One…

Monday, July 21, 2014 12:00 pm

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The difference between a fake TSA agent and a real one…

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Straight Line of the Day: If We Don’t Get Our Borders Under Control, America’s New Motto Will Be…

Friday, July 18, 2014 12:00 pm

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If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…

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Straight Line of the Day: People Are Reporting Getting a Mysterious Illness From Using iPads…

Thursday, July 17, 2014 12:00 pm

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People are reporting getting a mysterious illness from using iPads…

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Straight Line of the Day: In Response to Criticism of Michelle’s School Lunch Program…

Wednesday, July 16, 2014 12:00 pm

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In response to criticism of Michelle’s school lunch program…

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Straight Line of the Day: Germany Celebrated Winning the World Cup by…

Tuesday, July 15, 2014 12:00 pm

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Germany celebrated winning the World Cup by…

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Straight Line of the Day: Google Glass Has Added a New Feature to It’s Wearable Computer…

Monday, July 14, 2014 12:00 pm

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Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

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Straight Line of the Day: The White House Says Obama Doesn’t Read His Own Tweets. Which Might Explain the One That Said…

Friday, July 11, 2014 12:00 pm

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The White House says Obama doesn’t read his own tweets. Which might explain the one that said…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Feature of the Obama Presidential Library…

Thursday, July 10, 2014 12:00 pm

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The most surprising feature of the Obama Presidential Library

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Straight Line of the Day: With a Flood of Illegals Streaming Across the Border, the White House Wants $3.8 Billion to…

Wednesday, July 9, 2014 12:00 pm

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With a flood of illegals streaming across the border, the White House wants $3.8 billion to…

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Straight Line of the Day: Which Charity Do Hillary Clinton’s Speaking Fees Go To?

Tuesday, July 8, 2014 12:00 pm

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Which charity do Hillary Clinton’s speaking fees go to?

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Straight Line of the Day: If President Obama Were Forced to Wear a Warning Label, It Would Say…

Monday, July 7, 2014 12:00 pm

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If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

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Link of the Day: Lego Princess Bride!

Thursday, July 3, 2014 6:00 pm

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Celebrate romance with detailed Lego versions of famous Princess Bride scenes

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[High Praise! to Slapout]

A Couple of World Cup 2014 Graphics

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Straight Line of the Day: To Fix Her Low Poll Numbers, Hillary Clinton…

Thursday, July 3, 2014 12:00 pm

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To fix her low poll numbers, Hillary Clinton…

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Link of the Day: Basically, It’s the Liberal Argument Handbook

Wednesday, July 2, 2014 6:00 pm

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A list of various ways you can tell if an argument is complete garbage, or at least suspect:

CARL SAGAN’S BALONEY DETECTION KIT

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Straight Line of the Day: Gas Prices Are at a 6 Year High. Obama’s Solution…

Wednesday, July 2, 2014 12:00 pm

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Gas prices are at a 6 year high. Obama’s solution…

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Obama Warned Us – Forward!

Tuesday, July 1, 2014 2:00 pm

It’s time to move forward on the issues that matter most, with or without Congress: http://ofa.bo/r02U
@BarackObama

“Democratic Party – Constitution: Optional”

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