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Straight Line of the Day: The IRS Commissioner Said This Tax Season Will Be “a Challenging Year”. The Biggest Challenge…

Friday, January 30, 2015 12:00 pm

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The IRS Commissioner said this tax season will be “a challenging year”. The biggest challenge…

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Straight Line of the Day: In Response to a Toy Quadcopter Landing on the White House Lawn, President Obama…

Thursday, January 29, 2015 12:00 pm

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In response to a toy quadcopter landing on the White House lawn, President Obama…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Upside of New York City Being Buried Under a Foot of Snow…

Wednesday, January 28, 2015 12:00 pm

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The upside of New York City being buried under a foot of snow…

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Straight Line of the Day: North Korea Criticized President Obama for…

Tuesday, January 27, 2015 12:00 pm

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North Korea criticized President Obama for…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Company That Was Fired for Botching HealthCare.Gov Has Now Been Hired by the Government to…

Monday, January 26, 2015 12:00 pm

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The company that was fired for botching HealthCare.gov has now been hired by the government to…

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Link of the Day: Satire – Obamacare Official to Quit if Resign.gov Ever Works

Sunday, January 25, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]

Obamacare Official to Quit if Resign.gov Ever Works

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Straight Line of the Day: Why Are Feminists So Happy Today?

Friday, January 23, 2015 12:00 pm

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Why are feminists so happy today?

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Straight Line of the Day: Obama’s New Attorney General Nominee, Loretta Lynch, Is Totally Qualified for the Job Because…

Thursday, January 22, 2015 12:00 pm

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Obama’s new Attorney General nominee, Loretta Lynch, is totally qualified for the job because…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Moment During Obama’s State of the Union Address…

Wednesday, January 21, 2015 12:00 pm

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The weirdest moment during Obama’s State of the Union Address…

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Straight Line of the Day: Obama Is Insisting That the Next Federal Budget Include…

Tuesday, January 20, 2015 12:00 pm

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President Obama is insisting that the next federal budget include…

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Said That What the Internet Needs Most Is…

Friday, January 16, 2015 12:00 pm

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President Obama said that what the internet needs most is…

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Straight Line of the Day: Just As Obama Was Giving a Speech on Cyber Security…

Thursday, January 15, 2015 12:00 pm

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Just as Obama was giving a speech on cyber security…

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Straight Line of the Day: Jimmy Carter Says the Paris Terror Attack Should Be Blamed on…

Wednesday, January 14, 2015 12:00 pm

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Jimmy Carter says the Paris terror attack should be blamed on…

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Straight Line of the Day: Instead of Going to the Anti-Terror Rally in Paris, President Obama…

Tuesday, January 13, 2015 12:00 pm

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Instead of going to the anti-terror rally in Paris, President Obama…

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Straight Line of the Day: For His Latest Giveaway, President Obama Is Now Proposing That Everyone Gets Free…

Monday, January 12, 2015 12:00 pm

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For his latest giveaway, President Obama is now proposing that everyone gets free…

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Straight Line of the Day: The First Thing Hillary Said to Her New Campaign Team…

Friday, January 9, 2015 12:00 pm

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The first thing Hillary said to her new campaign team…

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Straight Line of the Day: Included on the List of Things the Government Claims It Can Spy on Without a Warrant…

Thursday, January 8, 2015 12:00 pm

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Included on the list of things the government claims it can spy on without a warrant…

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Straight Line of the Day: What Boehner SHOULD Have Done on the First Day of the New Congress…

Wednesday, January 7, 2015 12:00 pm

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What Boehner SHOULD have done on the first day of the new Congress…

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Straight Line of the Day: In Chicago, It’s So Cold That…

Tuesday, January 6, 2015 12:00 pm

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In Chicago, it’s so cold that…

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Survey Shows That Americans Are Unusually Happy. Why Might That Be?

Monday, January 5, 2015 12:00 pm

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A new survey shows that Americans are unusually happy. Why might that be?

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