Straight Line of the Day: After 55 Years of Democrat Rule, Detroit Now Leads the Nation in…

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After 55 years of Democrat rule, Detroit now leads the nation in…

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Straight Line of the Day: Look Out World! The US Military Is Testing Out a New Secret Weapon…

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Look out world! The US Military is testing out a new secret weapon

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Straight Line of the Day: The One Must-Have Provision That Should Be in the Republican Health Care Bill…

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The one must-have provision that should be in the Republican health care bill…

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Straight Line of the Day: Right Now, the Democrats’ Best Bet for a 2020 Presidential Candidate…

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Right now, the Democrats’ best bet for a 2020 presidential candidate

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Straight Line of the Day: A Clearly Unhinged Kim Jong-un Threatened to Attack the USA With…

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A clearly unhinged Kim Jong-un threatened to attack the USA with…

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Straight Line of the Day: Robots Are Now Holding Conversations With Each Other. Mostly About…

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Robots are now holding conversations with each other. Mostly about…

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Straight Line of the Day: Trying to Keep Himself Busy, Post-Presidency, Obama’s New Project…

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Trying to keep himself busy, post-presidency, Obama’s new project

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Straight Line of the Day: President Trump Is Planning to Launch a Drone Strike on…

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President Trump is planning to launch a drone strike on…

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Straight Line of the Day: The New Penalty for Posting “Hate Speech” on Social Media…

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The new penalty for posting “hate speech” on social media…

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Straight Line of the Day: Foreigners Now Say the Scariest Thing About the United States…

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Foreigners now say the scariest thing about the United States…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Good News: Police Will Be Getting Crime-Fighting Robots. The Bad News…

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The good news: police will be getting crime-fighting robots. The bad news…

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Straight Line of the Day: Innovative! China’s New Space Rocket…

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Innovative! China’s new space rocket

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Straight Line of the Day: Amazing! Google’s New Artificial Intelligence Program…

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Amazing! Google’s new artificial intelligence program…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Exciting Event Staged During Today’s International Women’s Day Celebrations…

Straight Line of the Day: The Most Exciting Event Staged During Today’s International Women’s Day Celebrations…

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The most exciting event staged during today’s International Women’s Day celebrations…

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Straight Line of the Day: President Trump Has Ordered That America’s Newest Aircraft Carrier Be Named…

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President Trump has ordered that America’s newest aircraft carrier be named…

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