Straight Line of the Day: Trump’s Still Looking for a Secretary of State. Who Do You Suggest?

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Trump’s still looking for a Secretary of State. Who do you suggest?

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Straight Line of the Day: New Research Shows That the Romans Had to Battle Malaria. But What Finally Toppled the Roman Empire Was…

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New research shows that the Romans had to battle malaria. But what finally toppled the Roman Empire was…

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Straight Line of the Day: If California Secedes From the US, They Should Rename It…

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If California secedes from the US, they should rename it…

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Said Michelle Will Never Run for Office. What Will She Do Instead?

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President Obama said Michelle will never run for office. What will she do instead?

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Straight Line of the Day: Russia Is Planning to Build a Base on the Moon. Its Most Impressive Feature…

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Russia is planning to build a base on the moon. It’s most impressive feature…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Best Replacement for Nancy Pelosi As House Minority Leader…

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The best replacement for Nancy Pelosi as House Minority Leader…

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Straight Line of the Day: Fidel Castro’s Dead. The Best Way to Mark the Occasion…

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Fidel Castro’s dead. The best way to mark the occasion…

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Link of the Day: Space – She Is Dangerous

[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]

Voyager 1 Travels at 62,140 kph

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Shows That Half the People in the World Have Internet Access. The Other Half…

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A new report shows that half the people in the world have internet access. The other half…

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Straight Line of the Day: Kim Jong Un Wrote Donald Trump a Nine Page Letter Listing His Grievances, Including…

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Kim Jong Un wrote Donald Trump a nine-page letter listing his grievances, including…

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Straight Line of the Day: Now That He’s Been Elected President, the Only Way to Get an Audience With Donald Trump…

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Now that he’s been elected President, the only way to get an audience with Donald Trump…

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Straight Line of the Day: Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking Predicted That Mankind Will Be Extinct in 1000 Years. It Will Die of…

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Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking predicted that mankind will be extinct in 1000 years. It will die of…

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Straight Line of the Day: There’s Going to Be a New Sitcom About Donald Trump. It’ll Be Called…

(Inspired by slapout [High Praise!])

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There’s going to be a new sitcom about Donald Trump. It’ll be called…

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Obama Warned Us – Affordable Care

“Thanks to the Affordable Care Act, your coverage is better today than it was before.”
@BarackObama

“It BETTER be, considering your premiums are up 300%”

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Straight Line of the Day: The Highlight of President Obama’s Final Visit to Europe…

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The highlight of President Obama’s final visit to Europe…

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