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Straight Line of the Day: Ron Klain’s First Job As the New Ebola Czar…

Wednesday, October 22, 2014 12:00 pm

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Ron Klain’s first job as the new Ebola Czar…

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Straight Line of the Day: During a Speech, the Audience Started Walking Out on Obama Because…

Tuesday, October 21, 2014 12:00 pm

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During a speech, the audience started walking out on Obama because…

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Straight Line of the Day: Under Obama’s New Immigration Plan, You Can Only Get Deported…

Monday, October 20, 2014 12:00 pm

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Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…

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Straight Line of the Day: Now on the White House’s List of Things That Reporters Aren’t Allowed to Mention…

Friday, October 17, 2014 12:00 pm

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Now on the White House’s list of things that reporters aren’t allowed to mention…

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Straight Line of the Day: After Being Told the City’s Rat Population Was on the Rise, NYC’s Mayor…

Thursday, October 16, 2014 12:00 pm

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After being told the city’s rat population was on the rise, NYC’s Mayor…

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Straight Line of the Day: The CDC’s New Slogan: “Think Ebola”. Blah. What’s a Better Catchphrase for the War on Ebola?

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 12:00 pm

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The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?

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Straight Line of the Day: In a Desperate Bid to Boost Their Cratering Ratings, MSNBC Will Hire…

Tuesday, October 14, 2014 12:00 pm

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In a desperate bid to boost their cratering ratings, MSNBC will hire…

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Straight Line of the Day: When Asked to Name Joe Biden’s Greatest Accomplishment, Most Democrats…

Monday, October 13, 2014 12:00 pm

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When asked to name Joe Biden’s greatest accomplishment, most Democrats…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hawaiian Officials Have Decided Against Naming a Park After President Obama. Instead, They Will Honor Him By…

Friday, October 10, 2014 12:00 pm

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Hawaiian officials have decided against naming a park after President Obama. Instead, they will honor him by…

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Straight Line of the Day: If You Think You Have Ebola, the First Thing You Should Do Is…

Thursday, October 9, 2014 12:00 pm

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If you think you have Ebola, the first thing you should do is…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Department of Homeland Security Has Just Been Granted a New Power…

Wednesday, October 8, 2014 12:00 pm

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The Department of Homeland Security has just been granted a new power…

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Straight Line of the Day: Now Being Unleashed by the US in the war Against ISIS…

Tuesday, October 7, 2014 12:00 pm

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Now being unleashed by the US in the war against ISIS…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Good News: Company Introduces Flying Car. The Bad News:…

Monday, October 6, 2014 12:00 pm

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The good news: company introduces flying car. The bad news:…

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Exposes 1000 Embarrassing Security Lapses by the Secret Service, Including…

Friday, October 3, 2014 12:00 pm

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A new report exposes 1000 embarrassing security lapses by the Secret Service, including…

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Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Shows President Obama Skips 60% of Daily Intelligence Briefings. The Other 40%…

Thursday, October 2, 2014 12:00 pm

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A new report shows that President Obama skips 60% of daily intelligence briefings. The other 40%…

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Straight Line of the Day: Environmentalists Say the World Lost “Half Its Animals” in the Last 40 Years. What Happened to Them?

Wednesday, October 1, 2014 12:00 pm

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Environmentalists say the world lost “half its animals” in the last 40 years. What happened to them?

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Awkward Moment While President Obama Explained His Foreign Policy on 60 Minutes…

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 12:00 pm

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The most awkward moment while President Obama explained his foreign policy on 60 Minutes…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Department of Homeland Security’s Mission Has Been Expanded to Include…

Monday, September 29, 2014 12:00 pm

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The Department of Homeland Security’s mission has been expanded to include…

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Straight Line of the Day: During a Recent Trip to a Democrat Fundraiser, President Obama…

Friday, September 26, 2014 12:00 pm

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During a recent trip to a Democrat fundraiser, President Obama…

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Straight Line of the Day: After the Recent White House Intruder Incident, They’ve Added New Security Precautions…

Thursday, September 25, 2014 12:00 pm

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After the recent White House intruder incident, they’ve added new security precautions…

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