Straight Line of the Day: Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention Speech Was Going Fine, Until…

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Bill Clinton’s Democrat Convention speech was going fine, until…

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Straight Line of the Day: Now That Debbie Wasserman Schultz Is Out As DNC Chair, She’s Moving On To Her Next Job, Which Is…

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Now that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as DNC Chair, she’s moving on to her next job, which is…

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Straight Line of the Day: The One Thing You Won’t See at the Democrat Convention…

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The one thing you won’t see at the Democrat Convention…

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Straight Line of the Day: When Covering Hillary Clinton’s Nomination, Networks Are Forbidden from Using Certain Words, Like…

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When covering Hillary Clinton’s nomination, networks are forbidden from using certain words, like…

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Straight Line of the Day: Last Minute Change – Hillary Clinton’s REAL Running Mate Will Be…

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Last minute change – Hillary Clinton has decided her REAL running mate will be…

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Straight Line of the Day: Increasingly Awful – Hillary Clinton Followed Her Terrible Pokemon Go Joke With…

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Increasingly awful – Hillary Clinton followed her terrible Pokemon Go joke with…

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Straight Line of the Day: Get Ready – the Spectacular Finale of the Republican Convention Will Feature…

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Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…

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Straight Line of the Day: Computers Are Now Stopping Crime by…

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Computers are now stopping crime by…

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Straight Line of the Day: Crazy New Theory – Global Warming Is Actually Caused By…

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Crazy new theory – global warming is actually caused by…

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Straight Line of the Day: A New “Robot Cowboy” Herds Cattle. You Can Upgrade It So That It Will Also…

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A new “robot cowboy” herds cattle. You can upgrade it so that it will also…

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Straight Line of the Day: Canada Will Officially Apologize for…

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Canada will officially apologize for…

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Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Is Sinking in the Polls. Her Plan to Correct This…

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Hillary is sinking in the polls. Her plan to correct this…

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Straight Line of the Day: Obamacare Is Now Hiring Thousands of…

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Obamacare is now hiring thousands of…

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Straight Line of the Day: Crazed With Lame Duck Power, President Obama Now Plans to…

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Crazed with Lame Duck power, President Obama now plans to…

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Straight Line of the Day: Now That the FBI Has Dropped the Charges Against Hillary, She’s Celebrating by…

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Now that the FBI has dropped the charges against Hillary, she’s celebrating by…

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