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Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden Took Out a Second Mortgage. What’s He Need the Money For?

Friday, May 17, 2013 12:00 pm

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Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?

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Straight Line of the Day: Asked About Secretly Obtaining Phone Records on AP Journalists, Eric Holder…

Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:00 pm

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Asked about secretly obtaining phone records on AP journalists, Eric Holder

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Straight Line of the Day: Crime Has Gotten So Out of Control in Chicago…

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 12:00 pm

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Crime has gotten so out of control in Chicago

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Straight Line of the Day: To Avoid Insolvency, Detroit…

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 12:00 pm

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To avoid insolvency, Detroit…

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Straight Line of the Day: Obama’s Latest Dubious Claim About Benghazi…

Monday, May 13, 2013 12:00 pm

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Obama’s latest dubious claim about Benghazi…

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Straight Line of the Day: As Soon As Obama Landed in Texas, Rick Perry…

Friday, May 10, 2013 12:00 pm

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As soon as Obama landed in Texas, Rick Perry…

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Straight Line of the Day: While Visiting Russia, John Kerry…

Thursday, May 9, 2013 12:00 pm

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While visiting Russia, John Kerry…

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Straight Line of the Day: In an Effort to Lose Weight, Chris Christie…

Wednesday, May 8, 2013 12:00 pm

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In an effort to lose weight, Chris Christie…

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Link of the Day: Satire – Obamacare to Cover Train Wrecks, White House Says

Tuesday, May 7, 2013 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]

Obamacare to Cover Train Wrecks, White House Says

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Straight Line of the Day: Newly-Elected NRA President James Porter’s First Act…

Tuesday, May 7, 2013 12:00 pm

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Newly-elected NRA President James Porter’s first act…

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s Advice to College Graduates:…

Monday, May 6, 2013 12:00 pm

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President Obama’s advice to college graduates:…

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Straight Line of the Day: To Address Gun Violence in Chicago, Mayor Rahm Emanuel…

Friday, May 3, 2013 12:00 pm

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To address gun violence in Chicago, Mayor Rahm Emanuel……

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Straight Line of the Day: A New York City Public School Will Begin Serving Only Vegetarian Meals. Featured on the Menu…

Thursday, May 2, 2013 12:00 pm

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A New York City public school will begin serving only vegetarian meals. Featured on the menu…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Item in the New Vanity Fair Piece on President Obama…

Wednesday, May 1, 2013 12:00 pm

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The most surprising item in the new Vanity Fair piece on President Obama…

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Straight Line of the Day: What Happened to Carpenter?

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:00 pm

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What happened to Carpenter?

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Straight Line of the Day: The Funniest Thing at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner…

Monday, April 29, 2013 12:00 pm

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The funniest thing at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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Straight Line of the Day: What’s Wrong With This Picture?

Friday, April 26, 2013 12:00 pm

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What’s wrong with this picture?…

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Straight Line of the Day: Listed in California’s New “Homeless Bill of Rights”…

Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:00 pm

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Listed in California’s new “Homeless Bill of Rights“…

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Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Item in the New Benghazi Report…

Wednesday, April 24, 2013 12:00 pm

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The most surprising item in the new Benghazi Report

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Straight Line of the Day: Great. You Made a Girl Cry. I Hope You’re Proud of Yourselves

Monday, April 22, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

(Based on a recent email query from Nuking Politics’ Anonymiss)

Why don’t you comment on Anonymiss’s Straight Line when you check for the winner of the IMAO Straight Line at Nuking Politics?

I predict the most popular answers will be:

“I’m sexist”

“I’m allergic to cookies”

“Girl questions have cooties! Ick!”

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