Martin from Mississippi asks:
If humans are sooo smart, how did monkeys, dogs, and communists achieve space flight before the first human?
Space travel is one of the greatest of human endeavors, but it is an extremely dangerous pursuit. Early on, we weren’t sure how zero gravity would affect a living creature. Why, it might cause someone’s guts to spew out their ears for all we knew. Human life is precious, so we couldn’t just go haphazardly into space without first knowing what would happen. Thus we waited to see space’s effects on monkeys, dogs, and communists (with special interest on the monkey, since it was closest to human) before sending the first human, Alan Shepard, into space.
Jason Hannemann from Austin, Texas asks:
Can cockroaches be considered better than “Palestinians” because they are actually willing to live with Jews?
And then asks:
Will that question be considered too “mean” for you to use?
Sorry, that question is way too mean. My guess is that if cockroaches had the ability to bomb children, they would then hold parades and celebrate afterwards as well. That makes Palestinians who support terrorism at least as good as cockroaches.
Brian Medcalf from Keller, TX writes:
God created the world in six days. On the seventh day, he rested. What did he do on day eight?
Started smite’n. Every play Sim City? After you finally build up an entire city, what’s left to do but then click that little tab to start Godzilla stomping through town? You build, then you destroy. Of course, I’m assuming that God is just like me, which seems a reasonable assumption.
Please keep the questions coming, <a href=”mailto:THISISSPAMTHISISSPAMace you’re from, I’ll randomly select one.
… Palestinians who support terrorism at least as good as cockroaches.
This is an unwarranted libel. Little children are notorious for dropping food all over the place – they are viewed as demi-gods in the cockroach community. If cockroaches had the capability of blowing anyone up, it would be the Orkin™ man.
Of course, I’m assuming that God is just like me, which seems a reasonable assumption.
Great line!
You are a very disturbed man.
Are there any more of you?
I must come to the defense of Frank. He is not A disturbed man. He is The Disturbed Man. Minor word change, but it carries a whole change in sentiment.
That is all.
Rob
I burst out laughing when you said that the monkey was closer to a man than a commi. You are a funny giy Frank J.
i am outraged by the comments on this site. Palestinians cannot live with JEWS? that is not what is going on. Palestinians had always lived with Jews until Zionist Jews who are racist in nature and wanted to create a pure state for pure people started a process of ethnic cleansing. You call Palestinians terrorists… what do you call Israel that conducts a military occupation and kills children and uproots trees. So interesting how you can make such a claim.
You have no compassion and lack common sense.
i am outraged by the comments on this site. Palestinians cannot live with JEWS? that is not what is going on. Palestinians had always lived with Jews until Zionist Jews who are racist in nature and wanted to create a pure state for pure people started a process of ethnic cleansing. You call Palestinians terrorists… what do you call Israel that conducts a military occupation and kills children and uproots trees. So interesting how you can make such a claim.
You have no compassion and lack common sense.